Mace Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Alcohol ran out? Peng promised himself to Pawbroon? 'Thingy' caught in your zipper? Whhhhaaaaaaaaat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Finally..... a 'thingey' reference! Things have been way too politically correct around here lately....the old thingey reference.....ya can't beat the classics... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: I am head of House Persiflage. I am the Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT. I believe that, at some point past, I even named myself the Master of Pants. But know Ye now and regret thou forevermore that I have now claimed the title of Atomic Prince of the Cesspool. Gaze upon my growing list of titles, and despair. Signed, dalem of House Persiflage, Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT, Master of Pants, and now the Atomic Prince of the Cesspool. So it is written, so it is done. I thought Michael Flatelly was the Lord of the Pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: But know Ye now and regret thou forevermore that I have now claimed the title of Atomic Prince of the Cesspool. Gaze upon my growing list of titles, and despair.Quick, somebody notify the IAEA. Or, we could just go right to the air strikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: I am head of House Persiflage. I am the Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT. I believe that, at some point past, I even named myself the Master of Pants. But know Ye now and regret thou forevermore that I have now claimed the title of Atomic Prince of the Cesspool. Gaze upon my growing list of titles, and despair. Signed, dalem of House Persiflage, Lord High Hullabalooster of the MBT, Master of Pants, and now the Atomic Prince of the Cesspool. So it is written, so it is done. What about "The Eggplant" and the "Walrus". Aren't they also titles you've had in the past? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 See what happens when they let him run the french-fry machine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 First you elect Jesse "The Body" Ventura as Governor and now this guy throws his hat into the ring. What is it with you Minnesotans? Is it the cold? The dour Scandinavian influences? What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am Governor, will find out what the true meaning of my nickname 'The Impaler' means. Right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed’s can take the terrorist’s body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ) wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so. I do not see an American Jury convicting me.Er, what's your point Boo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Quick, somebody notify the IAEA. Or, we could just go right to the air strikes. What the hell can the International Agricultural Exchange Association do about an atomic prince? Bombing him could also be... problematic. I say we just starve him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: Er, what's your point Boo? Boos are all together round and therefore cannot have a point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am Governor, will find out what the true meaning of my nickname 'The Impaler' means. Right in front of our State Capital. Then Fed’s can take the terrorist’s body from the impaling stake. If the US Department of Justice (DOJ) wants to charge me with brutally murdering a terrorist, they may do so. I do not see an American Jury convicting me.Er, what's your point Boo? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 This frightens me, but not in the way he intended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Well, he is a bit odd. This is more usual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandorf Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: First you elect Jesse "The Body" Ventura as Governor and now this guy throws his hat into the ring. What is it with you Minnesotans? Is it the cold? The dour Scandinavian influences? What? Ahhh, man... That is just... just awesome. You have to love it when you read a quote like this, "Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side." If it wasn't for the snow and cold I would really love this state. Boo! Send me my turns quicker, or I'll hunt you down like a fat girl in the sweets aisle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 So, Lars, did you hunt & kill that critter yourself, or just buy it for your boyfriend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by rleete: So, Lars, did you hunt & kill that critter yourself, or just buy it for your boyfriend? DO NOT MOCK MUSKRAT HEAD!!! (...or whatever that critter is.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 A bright orange beanie, that's disgusting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandorf Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Okay... I need some more games because my current ones move a long with the wind breaking pace of a bean fart. So... Dalem! You droopy eyed spud! I need a new pair of Dalem ears to mount on my wall! Play me in a game or I'll whack you with a Sunday newspaper! Bad! Bad, Dalem! whack! whack! Hiram! You seem more chipper and less down on yourself Come on! Nothing will bring back that self-hatred and loathing like a good boot stomping by me! You know you want it! Stuka! You were one of the few who could play a game, man! Are still any good? I wonder... probably not. Probably nothing left but a cold withered bag were those jewels once resided I am guessing. Prove to me your still a Knight worthing of addressing. Seanachai! You flower picking, field skipping, bag of wind. Blow a game my way in between your painful to read postings. That is all... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: By the gods, when I was young, they told me there'd be flashbacks. Thankfully, there were. Flashbacks are really all that's worth living for any more, eh? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Stuka, still no word on whether or when I will be able to meet you in Doha, but I will let you know as soon as possible.Why not send a suicide bomber to greet him as he steps off the plane? Two birds with one stone, so to speak. "For those who care enough to send the very best." Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: One by one, they come to me.Well, you know what they say: "**** rolls downhill." Thank goodness it hasn't made me proud, or anything.No, it certainly hasn't made you anything at all. In the words of the ancient song I taught your forefathers, Nothing from nothing leaves nothing Amen Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: ...this is as good as it gets.An Optimist is someone who believes that this is as good as it gets. A Pessimist is someone with a nagging dread that the Optimist might be right. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says it is half empty. Who cares? Some dickhead will come along and spill it anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Originally posted by MrPeng: The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says it is half empty. Who cares? Some dickhead will come along and spill it anyway. Pffffft! Maybe the glass is just too damn big! Never thought of that, did ya, Sparky? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: By the gods, when I was young, they told me there'd be flashbacks. Thankfully, there were. Flashbacks are really all that's worth living for any more, eh? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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