Shandorf

Hey, last year I traveled to Nuremberg and took some pretty cool pics. Most of you I would think would like it so... http://www.trekshare.com/members/jshandorf/ Yeah, yeah.. I don't know the HTML thingy... anyway... jsut selected the Nuremberg link from that page and check it out. Hope you like it. Dorf

Boo, if I did spend time in brothel atleast I know how to "Get Some!". You move about the battlefield like drunken cow wondering where she will get milked next. Joe, I was challenged attaching the turn? Maybe it was because I regreted crushing your ego into a even smaller box than it could be contained. Your CM skills are like you, simple, contrary, and full of hot air. Are you ready to peel that sign I taped to your arse long ago? "Kick me, please?". Shandorf

Joe! Listened to your podcast and I heard you taking the time to lift up your skirt and take a cheap shot at my e-mails. Sorry, but not all of us, like you, have time to fill their e-mails with the drunken ravings of a bush humper. So, if you're hurt that I didn't fill my e-mails to you with taunts and mocking, I apologize. I mean how much more harm could I do to your crazy, mad skillz then you have already done to yourself? I mean fighting you in a battle is like a fighting a palsy with a bat, sure the swinging and screaming is impressive but a swift kick in the nuts still works all the same. Mace, keep chasing those sheep, baby.

Are you getting bounce messages? Boo! can send me mail. Elvis can send me mail. Cav can send me mail. Even that worthless mess 37popgun can send me mail. Why oh WHY can't you? Your email isn't in the SPAM folder. It isn't in the trash folder. I think you are just too chicken to continue, so mighty is the iron line of defense I have erected. That's it. You sir, are poultry. </font>

If your CMBB skills equal your reading skills, I guess you are. This new file has had the OOB and terrain modified to provide a balanced scenario for both parties and includes briefings the original file did not. ...and yes a setup will be on it's way to you shortly. You have the Russkies. Feel free to view the file from both sides to negate my advantage. </font>

Are you getting bounce messages? Boo! can send me mail. Elvis can send me mail. Cav can send me mail. Even that worthless mess 37popgun can send me mail. Why oh WHY can't you? Your email isn't in the SPAM folder. It isn't in the trash folder. I think you are just too chicken to continue, so mighty is the iron line of defense I have erected. That's it. You sir, are poultry. </font>

Is this the scenario we are going to play? May I ask who is suppose to be the un-experienced player?

Your on Maggot! Xpect a setup shortly. Don't try any of that Gamey crap either or I will wipe the Shiite off my shoes with your troops. Hey Sergio Melendez fix the size of that stupid Gif file. Just say NO to scrolling! While I am thinking about it I might as well mention that I find your panty waist signature amuse. Brotherhood to all, HA! How pre-school, you squishy European types crack me up. </font>

Peng, are you getting ANY of my e-mails? I have sent file #43 four times now. Maybe your ISP is bouncing my mail.

Ugh... Just looking at the interloper's post makes me feel dirty. This guy is putting a ring around the cesspool's rim.

Ya know... Just being back for a few days I can see with the utmost clarity that you guys take this **** way too seriously... How about I kick some of your butts in a good old CMBB game?

Oops.. heh heh... My bad... I have resent a setup where you can pick your own mechanized Soviet troops to be crushed under the treads of my tanks.

Lying filth, you owe ME a turn. </font>

We didn't particularly like you when we were paying attention to you, so this is a spurious threat. The real question is: Are you still in Minnesota? As in: We could drive out to your place one night and set your arse on fire? Because, you know, we could do that. Papa Khann would drive. He's mostly always sober, and he drives all over hell anyways. </font>

Hey, Cavscout I sent a new setup where I hopefully won't have to advance across a vast flat football field to get to the town you are defending. You blasted the hell out of my troops. So sad... Anyway, did you get the setup or will I have to call Mrs. Cavscout and complain? Dalem!, you pondscum! I sent you a setup and I hear NOTHING in return. Are you ignoring me? Don't ignore me Dalem!. You won't like me when I'm ignored... I warn you. Peng! You bastard keep those turns coming! You were doing so good lately but now you are fading again. I feel so... unsatisfied. Is this what the women in your life feel like? [ February 01, 2006, 07:08 AM: Message edited by: Shandorf ]

Sure, send me a setup - AK, not too large. Can't play for dog ears anymore since Sten shuffled off him his mortal dog coil in August, but we can play for my cat's tail, I guess. </font>

Hmmm...lets see...I haven't played a PBEM in over 3 years....I don't recall ever playing you.....so....could I beat you now?....Damned right Sparky! </font>

Okay... I need some more games because my current ones move a long with the wind breaking pace of a bean fart. So... Dalem! You droopy eyed spud! I need a new pair of Dalem ears to mount on my wall! Play me in a game or I'll whack you with a Sunday newspaper! Bad! Bad, Dalem! whack! whack! Hiram! You seem more chipper and less down on yourself Come on! Nothing will bring back that self-hatred and loathing like a good boot stomping by me! You know you want it! Stuka! You were one of the few who could play a game, man! Are still any good? I wonder... probably not. Probably nothing left but a cold withered bag were those jewels once resided I am guessing. Prove to me your still a Knight worthing of addressing. Seanachai! You flower picking, field skipping, bag of wind. Blow a game my way in between your painful to read postings. That is all...

Ahhh, man... That is just... just awesome. You have to love it when you read a quote like this, "Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side." If it wasn't for the snow and cold I would really love this state. Boo! Send me my turns quicker, or I'll hunt you down like a fat girl in the sweets aisle.

Why do these SSN's always insist on using such archaic constructions. Are they trying to impress the justicar, do they think it's posh? </font>

Why do these SSN's always insist on using such archaic constructions. Are they trying to impress the justicar, do they think it's posh? </font>

Wow. Your first post in two and a half years and you use it to come in here and beg a game. How sad are you? You even make Shaw look butch. </font>

Wow. Your first post in two and a half years and you use it to come in here and beg a game. How sad are you? You even make Shaw look butch. </font>

Hey guys, how are you all doing? I haven't played any CM for a long time but a friend and I picked up CMBB and we have been playing a lot so I was wondering if any of you want to do a CMBB PBEM. Shoot me an e-mail at: jshandorf@comcast.net

I have found it to be 6 rounds per minute in CMBB. </font>