Boo Radley Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: I am the Storyteller. That's cool. I am the Walrus. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Mister city policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run. I'm crying, i'm crying. I'm crying, i'm crying. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the english rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Expert textpert choking smokers, Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, See how they snied. I'm crying. Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower. Elementary penguin singing hari krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Seanachai I am short of time this morning ... unlike your own good self who is merely short ALL of the time. But I have little time to do justice to your magnificent and clearly well thought out prose. It is, of course, pure and utter ****E but magnificent and well thought out ****E. I shall return, however, and do justice to it ... and you ... I've only one question ... how did you know I was of German descent? Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I will see you your walrus and raise you a jailbreak. There was a friend of mine on murder And the judge's gavel fell Jury found him guilty Gave him sixteen years in hell He said I ain't spending my life here I ain't living alone Ain't breaking no rocks on the chain gang I'm breakin' out and headin' home Gonna make a jailbreak And I'm lookin' towards the sky I'm gonna make a jailbreak Oh, how I wish that I could fly All in the name of liberty All in the name of liberty Got to be free Jailbreak, let me out of here Jailbreak, sixteen years Jailbreak, had more than I can take Jailbreak, yeah He said he'd seen his lady being fooled with By another man She was down and he was up He had a gun in his hand Bullets started flying everywhere And people started to scream Big man lying on the ground With a hole in his body Where his life had been But it was - All in the name of liberty All in the name of liberty I got to be free Jailbreak, jailbreak I got to break out Out of here Heartbeats they were racin' Freedom he was chasin' Spotlights, sirens, rifles firing But he made it out With a bullet in his back ACDC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Originally posted by stikkypixie: And I wasn't really on holiday. I was in Scotland for summer school. Wow. Just how badly did you screw up the regular school year? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Don't you owe me a setup...? CMBO, any side, any time, nothing too huge or gamey, think you can manage that, well do ya, punk? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Ju-das H. Priest, I don't think I've EVER seen such a verbally convoluted post... Your brain is GONE. Just go over any one of your fingered drivel to see how low posts can go. Lower than a Gnome's belly, for sure. Some one intelligent once told me to look out for SNAG's* like you. " "When you see one, nod wisely whilst backing away.." Never truer words were spoken. You are not safe to be anywhere near. Gawd help the rest of the 'mericans. Noba. * Stupid Non-Australian Git. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: And so he did, and welcomed it into the Peng Challenge Thread, and proclaimed it 'The Redneck of the Peng Challenge Thread', in honor of it's ability to disguise itself as a Complete Pain in the Arse, when it was in fact the longtime poster Abbott. And then followed any number of annoying, clueless posts by both the Olde One, and Abbott, each abusing the other. And the People, who had grown complacent, and comfortable with their illusions, rose up in wrath, and reviled one or the other, and fell to bickering amongst themselves, and reverted to form. That’s, that’s beautiful! My work here is moving along nicely (whatever the hell it is). Old Foul Joe is pulling out his hair (AGAIN). Steve is more confused (then usual). Berli has spasms every time my name gets mentioned (God bless him). Peng , well Peng remains cool, calm and coaching and I remain the most raffish fish in the pond. Now for a little sing-song dedicated to our graying Justicar . The preacher man says it’s the end of time And the Mississippi River she’s a goin’ dry The interest is up and the Stock Markets down And you only get mugged If you go down town I live back in the woods, you see A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me I got a shotgun, a rifle and a 4-wheel drive And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive I can plow a field all day long I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too Ain’t too many things these ole boys can’t do We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive Because you can’t starve us out And you cant makes us run Cause one-of- ‘em old boys raisin ole shotgun And we say grace and we say Ma’am And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn We came from the West Virginia coalmines And the Rocky Mountains and the and the western skies And we can skin a buck; we can run a trot-line And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive I had a good friend in New York City He never called me by my name, just hillbilly My grandpa taught me how to live off the land And his taught him to be a businessman He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights And I’d send him some homemade wine But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife For 43 dollars my friend lost his life Id love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes And shoot him with my old 45 Cause a country boy can survive Country folks can survive Cause you can’t starve us out and you can’t make us run Cause one-of- ‘em old boys raisin ole shotgun And we say grace and we say Ma’am And if you ain’t into that we don’t give a damn We’re from North California and south Alabam And little towns all around this land And we can skin a buck; we can run a trot-line And a country boy can survive Country folks can survive Bocephus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Jolly sing song lads!!!! These mist covered mountains Are a home now for me But my home is the lowlands And always will be Some day youll return to Your valleys and your farms And youll no longer burn To be brothers in arms Through these fields of destruction Baptisms of fire Ive watched all your suffering As the battles raged higher And though they did hurt me so bad In the fear and alarm You did not desert me My brothers in arms Theres so many different worlds So many differents suns And we have just one world But we live in different ones Now the suns gone to hell And the moons riding high Let me bid you farewell Every man has to die But its written in the starlight And every line on your palm Were fools to make war On our brothers in arms Dire Straits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Ju-das H. Priest, I don't think I've EVER seen such a verbally convoluted post... Your brain is GONE. Just go over any one of your fingered drivel to see how low posts can go. Lower than a Gnome's belly, for sure. Some one intelligent once told me to look out for SNAG's* like you. " "When you see one, nod wisely whilst backing away.." Never truer words were spoken. You are not safe to be anywhere near. Gawd help the rest of the 'mericans. Noba. * Stupid Non-Australian Git. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: God bless himWash your mouth out with soap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 The most popular sculpture at Burning Man this year. It was called "Big Rig Jig" and yes those are two real 18-wheelers. People could climb inside of them all the way to the top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: And I wasn't really on holiday. I was in Scotland for summer school. Wow. Just how badly did you screw up the regular school year? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: The most popular sculpture at Burning Man this year. It was called "Big Rig Jig" and yes those are two real 18-wheelers. People could climb inside of them all the way to the top. You'd have to be crazy or suicidal to want to. That whole thing looks ready to collapse. I wouldn't go within 50 yards of it. It does look cool though. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Yeah, if they banished him all the way to Scotland, they must have caught him peeing in the inkwells. Michael I thought Holly-Sue's pigtails tasted a little funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capital Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I like turtles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Originally posted by Capital: I like turtles. Capital idea lad ... go play with turtles. In the meantime you have no email address in you profile so we needn't respond to your posts in accordance with Rule 14-7/a ... or somefink. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: And I wasn't really on holiday. I was in Scotland for summer school. Wow. Just how badly did you screw up the regular school year? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Seanachai I am short of time this morning ... unlike your own good self who is merely short ALL of the time. But I have little time to do justice to your magnificent and clearly well thought out prose. It is, of course, pure and utter ****E but magnificent and well thought out ****E. Joe Well, it wasn't all ****e. Victoria Beckham and, in a much less direct way, her hubby, uh... Bend It Like, got a nod not once but twice. Oh wait, you're right. It was utter ****e. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Don't you owe me a setup...? CMBO, any side, any time, nothing too huge or gamey, think you can manage that, well do ya, punk? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Originally posted by Bugged: Oh wait, you're right. It was utter ****e. Quite understandable. Each of the Olde Ones is something like a primal force. Peng moves through the void, full of madness, twisting reality. The more time you spend around him the more twisted things become. Full of evil, my own contribution is corruption. Ultimately, my goal is to see everyone's days be Mondays. Seanachai... well, all the cool toys were gone when we got to him, so he's full of ****e. If you are familiar with the old saying, Peng and I dazzle, Seanachai baffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Don't you owe me a setup...? CMBO, any side, any time, nothing too huge or gamey, think you can manage that, well do ya, punk? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: Unless CMAK is more funner than CMBB? Maybe i'll spring fer a copy... Yeah, why don't you join the 21st century, Amish boy? "Yah, sure! I'll be gettin' the second to the last computer game from the Englishers. I'm gonna be havin' me a WILD AND CRAZY rrrrrrrrrrumspringer, for sure!" You sad, sad man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Originally posted by Noba: Yes, yes. CMAK is "more funner"... it's got Crusader tanks in it. In the mean time, whilst you go raid your piggy bank, I shall send you a set up in CMBB. (One that I have played and care not one whit if you have as well). QB you gamey oaf! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Time for a Jolly Sing Song!!! Bad Habit, by Dresden Dolls biting keeps your words at bay tending to the sores that stay happiness is just a gash away when i open a familiar scar pain goes shooting like a star comfort hasn't failed to follow so far... and you might say it's self-indulgent you might say its self-destructive but, you see, it's more productive than if i were to be healthy & pens and penknives take the blame crane my neck & scratch my name but the ugly marks are worth the momentary gain... when i jab a sharpened object in choirs of angels seem to sing hymns of hate in memorandum and you might say it's self-indulgent and you might say it's self-destructive but, you see, it's more productive than if i were to be happy and sappy songs about sex and cheating bland accounts of two lovers meeting make me want to give mankind a beating and you might say it's self-destructive but, you see, i'd kick the bucket sixty times before i'd kick the habit and as the skin rips off i cherish the revolting thought that even if i quit there's not a chance in hell i'd stop and anyone can see the signs mittens in the summertime thank you for your pity, you are too kind and you might say its self-inflicted but you see that's contradictive why on earth would anyone practice self destruction? and pain opinions are sitcom feeding they dont know that their minds are teething makes me want to give mankind a beating i'm tried bandages and sinking i've tried gloves and even thinking i've tried vaseline i've tried everything and no-one cares if your back is bleeding they're concerned with their hair receding looking back it was all maltreating every thought that occurred misleading makes me want to give myself a beating.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Ju-das H. Priest, I don't think I've EVER seen such a verbally convoluted post... Your brain is GONE. Just go over any one of your fingered drivel to see how low posts can go. Lower than a Gnome's belly, for sure. Some one intelligent once told me to look out for SNAG's* like you. " "When you see one, nod wisely whilst backing away.." Never truer words were spoken. You are not safe to be anywhere near. Gawd help the rest of the 'mericans. Noba. * Stupid Non-Australian Git. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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