ng cavscout Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 That is a pimp ass moustache isn't it? I think I am going to have to grow mine back now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 ppffft. It doesn't compare to my old one, second only to Merv Hughes (do a web search) in moustachenous! Even Kitty was in awe of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I gotta find a way to scan my drivers license picture, now that is a moustache. Combined with my cheap 1996 glasses for which I lost the screws that hold the frames together and had to replace with bits of paperclip, and the "Hey, I ran out of money and couldn't get a haircut" semi-afro, it is quite the babe magnet, let me tell you. 2000 wasn't a good year for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: ... it is quite the BABE magnet, let me tell you. ...2000 wasn't a good year for me. Oh, toooo easy. I can see that a Pig would fancy you...and...why pick on just 2000? Sigh. The youth of today. Such easy targets. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: snip [/qb]Oh, toooo easy. I can see that a Pig would fancy you...and...why pick on just 2000? blah blah blah Noba. [/QB] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Well yeah, Cop on Cop lovin' is one of the great fetishes of our time isn't it? Only if they're put in prison first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Well yeah, Cop on Cop lovin' is one of the great fetishes of our time isn't it? Copulating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 badumpbump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 So this client of mine calls me up shortly before lunch and says, "Where is the CD with the images from the new product line? Target just called and said that they have to have them today or we miss the entire christmas buying season!" I said, "Jim, this is the first I've heard anything about this deadline." "I know. I just heard about it myself!" I said, "Call the contact at Target and see if you can buy a couple of days. Tell them they can have it by Tuesday." Then I said, "And how in the hell do you think I would have heard of a deadline from YOUR contact, if YOU were just finding out about it today???" Several minutes later... after he had hung up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Copulating? Constablubation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 So, the Army is right on top of keeping me occupied during my last few days of recovery from my appendectomy. Today, since I am a Sergeant and all, I got to do some "soopervizin'"!!!! There has apparently been a problem with graffiti in our latrines (bathrooms for the civilians out there). This graffiti has been here since we occupied the post, but recently it started alluding to the sexual and work habits of the Sergeant Major. So, it had to go. And I got to supervise 2 Privates and 2 Specialists as they covered up the offending pen and sharpie scratchings with white paint. The best part is, if the graffiti re-appears, we get to post a "latrine guard". A rotating shift of soldiers who shall, upon entry of a potential latrine user, check the stall to ensure absence of said graffiti, and then (And this is where the Sergeant Major was really thinking, this is why he gets the big bucks roughly 100k a year I believe)upon completion of the "business" the stall shall be checked again to ensure continued absence of said graffiti...... I am so glad I am an NCO and won't have to pull that duty. Especially the day after the Mess Hall serves Mexican food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Oh man, Be All You Can Be. Reminds me of that old SNL commercial spoofing the Navy ones in the 70s. You know, the exciting music with "Port of Call: Subic Bay!" followed by - for the 70s - quick cuts of swabbies doing exciting things with guns and swiveling missile launchers and glowy push buttons and all, ending with "It's not just a job, it's an adventure!" The SNL version was "Port of call: Bayonne, New Jersey!" followed with the same music and quick cuts of swabbies swabbing decks, scrubbing heads, painting things, etc., and ending with "It's not just a job, it's 98 dollars and 75 cents a week!" Something like that. Which just goes to show you, NG, that even a dumb sailor gets to do most of his job inside, and dump his poo into Davey Jones'. Poor NG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 But don't you see Dalem if there is graffiti in the latrines, well then the terrorists win... So, right after I posted the little gem above, I decided to edit it because I saw a little article on Yahoo news. Apparently Mr. Britney Spears is trying to jump start a rap career. He is quoted in the following paragraph. "Already garnering comparisons to Vanilla Ice, Federline's album appears destined for late-night punch lines. But the 27-year-old does anticipate some backlash from his musical pursuits: "My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008."" ...... ............ Ummm, maybe the terrorists have already won? Is this what I am over here fighting for? Is this the level to which my country has descended? Excuse me, I have to go and cry. Then I shall check the toilets for graffiti While holding my boots in my hand for security reasons. [ November 04, 2005, 02:10 PM: Message edited by: NG cavscout ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: There has apparently been a problem in our latrines with the sexual habits of the Sergeant Major. So, it had to go. And I got to supervise.Oooooo, the only thing hotter than Cop on Cop sex is Sergeant on Sergeant! And in a latrine too! Way to take one for the team, NG cavscout!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 You know, just for you Lars I actually found a picture of two male cops locked in a deep soul kiss, but I decided not to post it, it was too disturbing even for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: I found a picture of two male cops locked in a deep soul kiss, it was too disturbing even for me. Poor guy, you got a Dear John letter? Ah, forget about him, he didn't deserve you, the bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: You know, just for you Lars I actually found a picture of two male cops locked in a deep soul kiss, but I decided not to post it, it was too disturbing even for me. Sounds like sensitivity training for Brett Favre’s offensive line. [ November 04, 2005, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: Abbott ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagwyn Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 What are the Euros going to do about the Muslim bandits in and around Paris? IS this the fault of the USA? Tag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: ...I actually found a picture of two male cops locked in a deep soul kiss... A dozen or so years ago, a pair of cops in my town (this time one male one female) got busted for screwing in the back seat of their cop car. What made it both funny and sad was that it was in broad daylight and they were parked in the lot of a popular restaurant. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Originally posted by Tagwyn: What are the Euros going to do about the Muslim bandits in and around Paris? IS this the fault of the USA? Tag What I want to know is what are the old ones going to do about spotty SSNs spouting political statements *crosses self repeatedly, with crayon* in and around the MBT. Is this the fault of the Seanachai? [ November 04, 2005, 10:16 PM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: A dozen or so years ago, a pair of cops in my town (this time one male one female) got busted for screwing in the back seat of their cop car. What made it both funny and sad was that it was in broad daylight and they were parked in the lot of a popular restaurant.I don't believe that, not upholding members of the law (not to be confused with the holding of the law's members). They were obviously looking for extra donuts in the back seat, but some how fell out of their uniforms and ended up accidently on top of one another. That's the only plausible explanation. Anyway, the people in the restaurant should count themselves lucky because I have to PAY a lot of money to see good entertainment like that! *fuming* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 "Your [well, in this case, my] tax dollars at work." Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Well, well, well it’s finally here... my very own ‘special edition’ Combat Mission: Beyond Overlord! Do any of you bozo’s still have CMBO installed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Well, well, well it’s finally here... my very own ‘special edition’ Combat Mission: Beyond Overlord! Do any of you bozo’s still have CMBO installed? CMBwhat????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tagwyn: What are the Euros going to do about the Muslim bandits in and around Paris? IS this the fault of the USA? Tag What I want to know is what are the old ones going to do about spotty SSNs spouting political statements *crosses self repeatedly, with crayon* in and around the MBT. Is this the fault of the Seanachai? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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