dalem Posted January 24, 2006 Author Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: The Australian gentleman living in the United States is still typing like a Scotsman. *yawn* Bo-ring!! Dear Mr Bo Ring, Hoo ye dwin? Ah'd challainge ye tae a wee gam o' CM:(anythin) boot Ah've just suffered a string o' defeats tae tha AI an' mah confidaince as shattered. Sae cuid ye just tak a wee dump an' fall back an at fer mae? Thanks sae mooch. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Does any other man want this woman as much as I do????.....good she's mine then. Too scrawny *throws her back in* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: I think Jenna Elfman is as cute as a button, inside and out. She has pretty internal organs? She is cute but so are our ladies here. oh and much more enjoyable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: I think Jenna Elfman is as cute as a button, inside and out. She has pretty internal organs? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by dalem: How about dealing with your extant commitments firt, ya drunken Gaelic sot? Didnae bae mean, ye scabby left nut on a mangey rat. Sae, whain ye say "firt" an' "sot", are ye tryin' tae communicate or just bangin' at tha keyboard lak a epileptic, cross-eyed, banjo-boy? An' af'n ye say "extant" tae mae agin laddie, Ah'll saind mah noo wee doggy aroond tae visit. Shae's tore tha ****e oot o' mae alraidy, an' shae wha just bein' affectionate. Shae'll bae crappin' yoo oot her wee bum al tha wha haim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: I think Jenna Elfman is as cute as a button, inside and out. Here's a photo of her and her husband, Bodhi: He must be a really nice guy. Thanks for ruining my fantasy...actually he looks like a little nerd. Can't see what she sees in him....probably rich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakthrough Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Nidan 1! Werent we getting a game started? Or was that in another life? Just wait for all the great new haikus Im composing for 2006 gang! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Does any other man want this woman as much as I do????.....good she's mine then. Be my guest. Take her. I was done with her long ago. It was fun while it lasted, but I have to sleep sometime. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: He must be a really nice guy. Well, for starters we know he's short. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by Breakthrough: Just wait for all the great new haikus Im composing for 2006 gang! Be still, my heart. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Seanachai, wid ye noo saind turn 26 agin laddie. Thank ye, an' hae a nice dee! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Well, here I am, back from another mission, still alive and kicking, and I see that all the reprobates are posting. SeanachaiThank goodness you seem to be over your melan... melanch.... sad state. It looks like we will be back in the US by August of this year, so we shall have to plan your visit to the blessed land of Wisconsin. Did you get the Email I sent you a couple of weeks ago? GODDAMN IT! YOU DIDN'T GET MY EMAIL REPLY?! I KNEW IT! I KNEW THAT THE GOVERNMENT WAS MONITORING AND CENSORING MY EMAIL! Oh, no, wait. I hadn't replied yet. Probably drunk. When you get back, Pancho, we shall..I imagine, have a barbecue, or something. You're halfway between everywhere real. You oughta do the right thing, and invite all the Minnesota lot and the Chicago lot to eat a whole lot of pig and get piss drunk at your place in Beloit. I look forward to you getting Berli out of the tree in your backyard. Come to think of it, you've got guns, and you're a cop! I volunteer to help get Berli out of the tree in your backyard. Shooting him would probably be too aggressive. But you guys have access to tasers, right? I could seriously see tasering the bugger, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Breakthrough: Just wait for all the great new haikus Im composing for 2006 gang! Be still, my heart. Michael </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Ummm, Lars, you DO realize the implications of your statement right? I mean if you look at it logically it certainly seems that (a) (forgive me Peng but this is a matter of some import and perhaps even export and therefore it behooves ... behoofs us to be crystal clear) Seanachai HAD underwear ON at some point ... you say as much in your statement and ( (I know, I know, it doesn't feel right to me either to use consecutive parenthetical enumeration ... eletteration ... whatever, but it MUST be done) he TOOK them off at some point to put them on his head. Therefore (xxiii} (that really does work better doesn't it) EITHER Seanachai was walking around ALL NIGHT without underwear on and was, one has to presume, CARRYING it with him OR ... FAR worse ... he disrobed in front of you to put them on his head.Well, Joe, it seems you nodded off in the middle of an analysis yet again, since you have overlooked a third possibility. Namely, that he stayed fully dressed at all times, including underwear, but had a second pair of soiled undies in his purse for just such occasions, being a foresightly kind of girl...I mean, guy. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Does any other man want this woman as much as I do????.....good she's mine then. You can take your girl Nidan, I prefer women 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Bugger. Why am I thinking of dairy farms? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Why am I thinking of dairy farms? I've just had a 'moose' flashback, but I can't see the correlation with dairy farms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Seanachai, once I get back and get settled in, I would enjoy having all the local Pengers over for a bbq, well, then again, I do live in my jurisdiction, and I would prefer not to have my colleagues called over for a drunken gnome running down the street with Dalem over his shoulder, looking for the nearest toadstool under which to consumate his strange mating rituals... But what the hell, who really cares what the neighbors think? by the way, what game were you playing? [ January 25, 2006, 12:12 AM: Message edited by: NG cavscout ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Mace, I think that what's most important right now is that we both acknowledge the power of cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bugged: I think Jenna Elfman is as cute as a button, inside and out. Here's a photo of her and her husband, Bodhi: He must be a really nice guy. Thanks for ruining my fantasy...actually he looks like a little nerd. Can't see what she sees in him....probably rich. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Mace, I think that what's most important right now is that we both acknowledge the power of cheese. Can't I acknowledge the power of beer? Hey NVA Boyscout, you getting the USAF to pick me up on the way through to back home? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Mace, I think that what's most important right now is that we both acknowledge the power of cheese. Can't I acknowledge the power of beer? Hey NVA Boyscout, you getting the USAF to pick me up on the way through to back home? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: you sir, are a cad Ooooh. Keep those compliments coming! Turn on the way soon my good military type person! *salutes* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Hey stoat - my e-mail service sent me some **** I didn't really understand about the turn I just sent you, so I don't know if you got it or not or what. So if there's no turn in your inbox, I guess the internets swallowed it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: how about the unholy power of Cheese AND Beer? In that case, one must also remember the titties. Only then will Jamoomba the Furry-toothed bestow upon you his warm and fluffy cuddle of doom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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