Noba Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and Kwazy Kwanzaa from the Radleys. Oooooh. It looks just like the satelite photo. Now where did I stash those co-ordinates for the cruise missile program ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Aim for the nice little target on the front door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 Merry Xmas, NG, and don't forget, incoming fire always has the right of way. Michael "Learning to love dirt" Emrys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 As I am an America-hating liberal who despises Christmas, I'll wish you fellas a Happy Holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by Speedy: Why is it that just about everyone in the U.S. Army is a sergeant? it's their lowest rank.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: Didye ken tha "Qatar" as tha ainly country tha's name starrrts wi' a "Q"? An' Yemen as tha ainly wun tha' starrts wi' a "Y"? An' Oman as tha ainly wun tha' starrrts wi' a "O"? Whay about 'Yugoslavia' dumbass? and Oddstralia?... sigh... pseudo Scots these days hmmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: Didye ken tha "Qatar" as tha ainly country tha's name starrrts wi' a "Q"? An' Yemen as tha ainly wun tha' starrts wi' a "Y"? An' Oman as tha ainly wun tha' starrrts wi' a "O"? Whay about 'Yugoslavia' dumbass? and Oddstralia?... sigh... pseudo Scots these days hmmmm? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 that depends on your political veiwpoint doesn't it groat or should I say comrade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 It's just that there is no unified Yugoslavian government. The closest thing to a country by that name is The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Yugoslavia is a term now used to describe a region, not a sovereign nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 ......geography grog....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 I was actually not entirely correct. Serbia and Montenegro could be considered the last members of the Yugoslav Federation, despite Montenegro's autonomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 on to more important news, my dear brother who knows me only too well, decided to impart upon my goodself as a christmas gift a box of a mixed dozen 'boutique' beers... (i) Stella Artois (not bad, once a personal favourite) (ii) Bitburger (better, was a personal favourite right after the stella) (iii)Hoegaarden (pretty yummy, right up there with the best) (iv) Corona (tried and true, dependable) (v) Crown Lager (supposed to be Australia's 'finest', I'd argue otherwise) (vi) Peroni Nastro Azzurro (Tasty, shame its Italian, tends to surrender easily) (vii) Redback Bitter (West Australian beer only known to me via its bad reputation) (viii) Amsterdam Mariner (not bad, cheap dutch grog, gets upside your head easily) (ix) Beez Neez (another West Aussie beer, therefore bound to be crap) (x) Carlsberg (bottle says Danish, however small print says brewed under licence therefore a 5 on the crapometer. (xi) James Boags Premium (God's own Tasmanian beer, clear, sharp and ballsy) and heres where it all went wrong... (xii) Budweiser! WTF!!! "King of Beers"? Pulease....king of cats piss more like....we hates it.... 'merkin beer and 'boutique' being used in the same breath?...c'mon...... a moronic ox or what?....I reckon I'll sue..... and to think I shelled out on a whole carton (24) Coronas for him..... Huuuumph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Note to self: Send Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants a mixed case of Stroh's Bohemian, Red, White and Blue and Iron City for Christmas next. Hire large brutish thugs to hold him down and force it in him. And you think Bud is bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 26, 2005 Author Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: (i) Stella Artois (not bad, once a personal favourite)Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm *drools* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 hey, doozey of a ding-dong going on in the 'Syrians' thread... you can't move for conspiracy theory nuts! its so tempting to pop in and say 'hi'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: An' Oman as tha ainly wun tha' starrrts wi' a "O"?You are forgetting Österreich. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: and heres where it all went wrong... (xii) Budweiser! WTF!!! "King of Beers"? Pulease....king of cats piss more like....we hates it.... 'merkin beer and 'boutique' being used in the same breath?...c'mon...... a moronic ox or what?....I reckon I'll sue..... and to think I shelled out on a whole carton (24) Coronas for him..... Huuuumph! What's this? Smutty actually right about something??? What is the world coming to? Well, even a broken clock, or as in this case, an upside down one running backwards... I suppose the most charitable interpretation is that your bro sent the Bud to you as a teaser, a twit. The only use I ever found for the stuff was emergency engine degreaser. I suppose you might be able to clean your paint brushes in it... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I suppose you might be able to clean your paint brushes in it... Michael No. It's not nearly strong enough for that. Unless he's been using a water-based paint and even then it's going to be iffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: An' Oman as tha ainly wun tha' starrrts wi' a "O"?You are forgetting Österreich. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by OGSF: An' Oman as tha ainly wun tha' starrrts wi' a "O"?You are forgetting Österreich. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Maybe it's the Shiraz, maybe it's the Glenfiddich (it was a gift, Berli), but...I'm suddenly filled with an appreciation of all of you lot. What I'm mainly appreciating is that I know you, and 98% of you are far, far away. I hope that all of you have gotten everything you wanted, and not what you deserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Ditto that. Stay safe NG cavscout, have a Merry a Chistmas as possible, and we'll kick back the Tom & Jerry's for you. Yeah, yeah. I've actually had breakfast with the bugger, Lars. It was a very good breakfast. And, Lars, just so you know...you'd have been kicking back the Tom & Jerry's ever since that worthless bastard Dalem left you waiting on his front steps. How many marsupials am I holding up, Lars? NG Cavscout, a good New Year to you. Remember, if you want to get out of doing National Service, you could simply admit that you know us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 When the train left the station, it had two lights on behind, Yeah, the train left the station, it had two lights on behind, Yeah, the train left the station, it had two lights on behind, Well, the blue light was my baby and the red light was my mind. All my love’s in vain. It's a quiet night in Minnesota. The snow lies deep, and cold. Everything looks like a fecking Christmas card. But in one apartment, there's the sound of music, and cursing. And there's a score of harebrained children They're all locked in the nursery They got earphone heads they got dirty necks They're so 20th century Well they queue up for the bathroom 'Round about 7:35 Don'cha think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive? MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU SHOWER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Let's hope the year coming is more than you lot of swine deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: (i) Stella Artois (not bad, once a personal favourite) Actually, I ended up at a 'beer tasting' (frankly, it was simply a 'beer swilling' event hosted by the local distributor) at Epcot Center at Disney World. One of the bottles (I'd taken a table for two with it's silver bucket of mixed beers, and growled at anyone who looked like they might sit at my table to share 'my' beers) was Stella Artois. I'd never had it before. When the 'Instructor' started her spiel about the beers in our buckets, she asked if anyone there was familiar with 'Stella Artois', and this Brit couple raised their hands, and the wife said: "Yes. In England, we call it 'Wife Beater'." It was fairly tasty. Originally posted by Stuka: (iv) Corona (tried and true, dependable)A fairly limp beer. Not disgusting, and Papa Khann loves it. Originally posted by Stuka: (x) Carlsberg (bottle says Danish, however small print says brewed under licence therefore a 5 on the crapometer.Once, one of the finest, most destructive Danish beers going. I believe that 'Carlsberg Elefant' is still brewed in Denmark. 5 of these would rip the arse out of even an Australian. Originally posted by Stuka: and heres where it all went wrong... (xii) Budweiser! WTF!!! "King of Beers"? Pulease....king of cats piss more like....we hates it.... 'merkin beer and 'boutique' being used in the same breath?...c'mon...... a moronic ox or what?....I reckon I'll sue..... Do you know, this American beer is frankly piss. But it's better than Australians deserve. Because they don't export their decent beers. So screw 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: After all, I am nothing but the reflection of the wishes of the Olde Ones and when an Olde One speaks I listen ... if I listen REALLY hard sometimes it even makes sense ... Seanachai excluded of course. Joe I took the shop-lifted bottle of windex and discarded underpants out of your hands there at that Salt Lake City highway underpass where you were villainously smearing the windshields of tourist cars and made you the Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread, and I can put you right back there. You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you might find You get what you need... Old Foul Joe, you have mocked and derided me at every turn for the last year. It is time that I remind you that you are the 'Igor' to my 'Master'... No, wait, that's Boo... Where the hell is Boo? In any case, Justicar...I made you, and I can break you. We're as near as dammit to the End of the Year, Joe. And I want to hear you say it. Go on, Joe. Call me 'Mister Seanachai'. Do it. In your inner-most, authoritarian heart, you know you need to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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