Lars Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 THE RULES then, short and sweet: [S)] Go away. [O)] Go even further away. [D)] {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. [O)] This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. [F)] The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. [F)] Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. [!)] If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). SSN Hint Of The Day: Post-date all your checks. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Well done my former Squire, you're a credit to the Shavian House! Mind you after the LAST incarnation almost anything would have been an improvement. Joe p.s. Watch out for the Pronghorn Antelope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Does anybody have a spare hamster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Does anybody have a spare hamster?And what were you planning for the poor, wee beastie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 5, 2002 Author Share Posted September 5, 2002 I don't know what's more amusing, Seanachai spending two days in the drunk tank with my relatives or his lame attempt to get out of it. Next time tell the Slapdragon clone the caribou were migrating early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Mouse: Does anybody have a spare hamster?Feeling a little, err, frisky today, Mouse? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 It's Official. The Army of Scaliness Group Süd will be ransacking Denver on 12 and 13 September.Residents are urged to flee the city in an orderly fashion. In typical AoS fashion our host OGSF will be treated to at least one humiliating defeat at the hands of our cunning and ruthless leader. Well, that is, unless we spend too much time on the range or in the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mouse: Does anybody have a spare hamster?Feeling a little, err, frisky today, Mouse? Steve</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Goanna: It's Official. The Army of Scaliness Group Süd will be ransacking Denver on 12 and 13 September.Residents are urged to flee the city in an orderly fashion. In typical AoS fashion our host OGSF will be treated to at least one humiliating defeat at the hands of our cunning and ruthless leader. Well, that is, unless we spend too much time on the range or in the pub.I dare you to try that here in northern New Jersey, you scum! Since you'll be flying in I won't be able to drop artillery on you while you're still 1000m away, trying to cross an overpass, but I'll crush you nonetheless. DjB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 5, 2002 Author Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Doug Beman: I dare you to try that here in northern New Jersey, you scum! Who on earth would waste their time ransacking New Jersey? Talk about redundant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Watch out for the Pronghorn Antelope.Joe, watch out for the Speedbump! Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Patch dear lady ... Speedbump is a loyal and trustworthy member of the Shavian House and a former Squire of mine. ALL of my Squires feel only a deep sense of obligation and honor toward me as the founder of the Shavian House ... you really MUST read up on your CessPool history milady! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... ALL of my Squires feel only a deep sense of obligation and honor toward me as the founder of the Shavian House ...I think Joe has been sampling various pharmaceutical products again. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Wot, you need only ONE bottle ?!? :confused: And that pic of the kid, man, what a FAT kid that is !!! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Wiking] Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen: Wot, you need only ONE bottle ?!? :confused: And that pic of the kid, man, what a FAT kid that is !!! :eek: Dis be tha Peng, get out newbie! Oops...*looks at self* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: My Gawd! Speedbump is the Michelin baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by SS_Obergruppenführer: No. Pojat, saatana, pulllot noppeesti tyhjäks, ryssän perkeleet tuloo ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[Wiking] Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SS_Obergruppenführer: No. Pojat, saatana, pulllot noppeesti tyhjäks, ryssän perkeleet tuloo !</font>Umm right back at ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeburst155 Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 I just wanna say it's been a day from hell for me. First, I had to work my butt off for FIVE WHOLE HOURS! Then, I came home only to discover that Joey's email is working. It was just sooooo nice when he was isolated, cutoff, frustrated, angry, etc.. NOW, he's probably HAPPY, and that really pisses me off. Oh well, there's still hope I can have a good day. Maybe he can send, but not receive. That would brighten my day. Treeburst155, Squire to Senior Knight Moriarty, Defender of Lost Causes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SS_Obergruppenführer: No. Pojat, saatana, pulllot noppeesti tyhjäks, ryssän perkeleet tuloo !</font>You appear to be a Finn ... all Finns are grogs and we don't like grogs, sod off. You are an SSN ... we don't like SSNs, sod off. You talk funny ... sod off. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You appear to be a Finn ... all Finns are grogs and we don't like grogs, sod off. You are an SSN ... we don't like SSNs, sod off. You talk funny ... sod off. JoeAdd to this... You have an affinity for Australians... we don't like Australians, sod off What?... he was an Austrian you say... bother nevermind... sod off anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: <SNIP> JoeFor shame, Joe, for shame. Responding to an SSN who didn't bother to post his email address in his profile. You're slipping, Foul Joe, you're slipping fast. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: <SNIP> JoeFor shame, Joe, for shame. Responding to an SSN who didn't bother to post his email address in his profile. You're slipping, Foul Joe, you're slipping fast. Steve</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 5, 2002 Author Share Posted September 5, 2002 I think you would make the perfect "odd strip club owner ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by Lars in response to Joe Shaw: I think you would make the perfect "odd strip club owner ".Recall if you will, Lard, that I am currently Joe's Squire (and a rotten lot in life it is, too). Also kindly remind yourself what a wretched, bitter, sadistic old man Joe really is. I told you before, Lard, you don't want to see me in tights. So lets not give Joe any more ideas, shall we? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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