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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:

Just make sure you don't sit too near the camp fire and you'll be just fine.

<font size = "+2"> FwoooooooosHHH!!! </font>

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:

Just make sure you don't sit too near the camp fire and you'll be just fine.

<font size = "+2"> FwoooooooosHHH!!! </font>

<font size = "-2" > eep! </font>

Mace</font>

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Ahem *clears throat and then wipes charred embers from suit of armor*

A song huh?

Here's one that's suitably 'cessed':

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing

'Til they got a hold of me

I opened doors for little old ladies

I helped the blind to see

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers

They can't be seen with me

And I'm gettin' shot down

And I'm feeling mean

No more Mister nice guy

No more Mister clean

No more Mister nice guy

They say he's sick, he's obscene

My dog bit me on the leg today

My cat clawed my eye

My mom's been thrown out of the society circle

My dad's had to hide

I went to church incognito

And everybody rose, the reverend Smith

He recognized me

Punched me in the nose

No more Mister nice guy

No more Mister clean

No more Mister nice guy

They say he's sick, he's obscene

I'd like to thank Alice for this one.

Mace

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Originally posted by dalem:

Play all night and a drink-a rum!

(Chorus: Challenge come and me want get turns)

Hit GO button 'til the morning come!

(Ch: Challenge come and me want get turns)

This is disturbing.

How on Earth can a person play all night and only drink A (as in one) rum, surely multiple rums must be drunk.

P.S.- oh and Mace I've got some lemon twist here that you can have, it will be like the old school days when we used to top up the Solo cans with ethanol.

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

dear friends!

As IF you possessed some.

Yeah, Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, Mr. Horatio Own-Hornblower. Bandy it about to one and all that you bested me after I rolled over like a puppy to have my belly scratched. My left-hook was more like a left-behind. And those hordes of damn SU-76's *shudder*.

You'll get yours, Boo, you'll get yours...

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Originally posted by YK2:

Now thats what I like to hear....

Boo you're an asset to the MBT .

How come you're not an Olde One yet?

Cuz I'm jest a widdle wabbit in de sunshine.

I'm jest a widdle wabbit in de wain.

That, plus my dear Lady, the day I become an Olde One, will surely be the sign that the Seventh Seal has indeed, been broken.

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*rrrrRRRRPHWEEEeeeEEEeeWWAAAAaaaaaa*

*PATHWHEEEEeeeEEPPPSQUWAAAAAAyuuuurrrrrrrr*

*TWAAAAaaeeeeeebrrrlllltttt*

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Le' tha win' bloo hee,

Le' tha win' bloo loo,

O'er tha heels ain mah kilt Ah goo,

All tha lassies say "Helloo!"

Laddie were's ye troosers??"

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*SSPPLLLAAAHHHHHTweeeyuunnggggSPALLAAAAAAWEEeeeee*

*eeSPPRRRRTHTHTHTTTWWOOOOORRRRRYNEEeeeeeeee*

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Cuz I'm jest a widdle wabbit in de sunshine.

I'm jest a widdle wabbit in de wain.

That, plus my dear Lady, the day I become an Olde One, will surely be the sign that the Seventh Seal has indeed, been broken.

And beyond that, because you're just a little halfwit doing young Shirley Temple sing-alongs in a style guaranteed to bring up the meals of all right thinking folk.

Are you still so limp and at odds with your Therapist that you won't accept my Challenge, and play a PBEM against me?

Why hasn't your wife smothered you with a pillow, yet? Did she marry you to escape from Croatia, or somefink?

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

You will never, ever again address Peng without permission.

Not long enough to let your shadow fall on MrPeng, let alone bandy words with the idjit.

How can one bandy words with the Idjit when the Idjit deigns to bandy words with the MBT?

He is a dead and rotting god, nothing more, nothing less.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

I've got a certain sure promise of a place to stay pretty much anywhere I go in that evolutionary comedic routine you people call a country should I ever choose to muster up the insane amount of money that the government imposes on the common man for wanting to fly there.

Will you need a lawyer, or did they make an exception in your case and decide to simply dispense with the trial and move right on into punishment? If so, I think Boo is, err, very close to a few Roman Catholic priests, {shudder}.

Steve

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Originally posted by Leeo:

He is a dead and rotting god, nothing more, nothing less.

A dead and rotting god?

You insect.

One wonders what powers the mind of a creature so far gone in lying in its own excrement that sores have blistered all over its own carcass, as to make it call another a 'rotting god'.

Leeo, your post makes me think of the noises that an incontinent cow might make after an excessively heavy meal of ripe alfalfa.

Since when, you thimble-end measure of puddled weasel's piss, has Peng been deified?

When Peng is raised up to some utterly worthless approximation of 'Godhood', chittering little vermin like yourself will be the first invited in to dance around him in a circle and adore him.

Until then, your efforts would be better spent in in explaining to the Thread why 'cloudy urine does not necessarily indicate you're sick, it might simply mean you've spent too many late nights drinking from Ohioans'...

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo:

He is a dead and rotting god, nothing more, nothing less.

A dead and rotting god?

You insect.

One wonders what powers the mind of a creature so far gone in lying in its own excrement that sores have blistered all over its own carcass, as to make it call another a 'rotting god'.

Leeo, your post makes me think of the noises that an incontinent cow might make after an excessively heavy meal of ripe alfalfa.

Since when, you thimble-end measure of puddled weasel's piss, has Peng been deified?

When Peng is raised up to some utterly worthless approximation of 'Godhood', chittering little vermin like yourself will be the first invited in to dance around him in a circle and adore him.

Until then, your efforts would be better spent in in explaining to the Thread why 'cloudy urine does not necessarily indicate you're sick, it might simply mean you've spent too many late nights drinking from Ohioans'...</font>

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

Cuz I'm jest a widdle wabbit in de sunshine.

I'm jest a widdle wabbit in de wain.

That, plus my dear Lady, the day I become an Olde One, will surely be the sign that the Seventh Seal has indeed, been broken.

And beyond that, because you're just a little halfwit doing young Shirley Temple sing-alongs in a style guaranteed to bring up the meals of all right thinking folk.

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