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1) I couldn't really afford to buy it right now.

2) I can't afford to spend the inevitable two weeks straight playing it.

3) My soscial life will take a serious hit.

Oh well, the deed is done. Might as well make the best of a bad situation. Now where can I find those CMBB mods... tongue.gif

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Heh..heh..heh...all plans are coming together.

1. Think of all the other games you won't need to buy.

2. After the initial investment, other potentially cash draining activities will be minimized, which supports answer 1.

3. A social life is over-rated and often leads to excessive drinking, smoking, sexually transmitted diseases, and perhaps worst of all...marriage. All more expensive than playing CMBB.

The question is "How can you afford not to buy it?"

:D

BDH

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I would suggest playing the tutorials to get used to the system.

I am still going through the ever-increasing number of available scenarios.

Try 'Cracking the Egg' for some fun. Either way you will not be wondering why the designer 'rune' is described as being evil.

BDH

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Originally posted by Lindan:

"Hill312" for getting your feet wet (play as Germans)

try till you win big-time and feel really cool and superior.

Then take your Germans over to "Cemetary Hill"...

Ah, c'mon Lindan Cemetary Hill is a sure win for the German side....
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Originally posted by barrold713:

A social life is over-rated and often leads to excessive drinking, smoking, sexually transmitted diseases...

BDH

Uh...how many sexually transmitted diseases would one have to have for the number to be "excessive"?

A friend of mine just wanted to know, as he likes to keep everything in moderation, and wouldn't want to be classified as a glutton.

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Originally posted by Joques:

2) I can't afford to spend the inevitable two weeks straight playing it.

3) My social life will take a serious hit.

Bah! I wave my hand at you! Two weeks? TWO WEEKS??!!

You're a fragile blossom, and no mistake. You shouldn't be taxed so heavily by the vagaries of Real World game play. Put your underpants on your head, and dance through the moonlight in a dew circle. That ought to give you the respite you need, you Squarehead whinger!

Who are you kidding? It's unlikely you ever had a social life.

Now We are your social life.

Such as it is, of course...

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Originally posted by Chad Harrison:

Once you turn to dark side forever will it dominate you! Consume you it will!

Is the dark side more powerfull?

No, quicker, easier. And full of fun! (Isnt that what Yoda said?)

He might have, if he was an Advertising Firm whoring a new soft drink.

You lot need to get a grip...

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Is the dark side more powerfull?

No, quicker, easier. And full of fun! (Isnt that what Yoda said?)

No, he would not say it that way. It would be more correct as...

Is more powerful dark side?

No. Easier, quicker. Fun, full of it is.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Bah! I wave my hand at you! Two weeks? TWO WEEKS??!!

That's the timeframe where I will be doing nothing else. I DO plan however to resume my life by then and play CMBB in moderation. tongue.gif

Now We are your social life.

Such as it is, of course...

That is a truly scary thought (and I thought ASL'ers were nerds... tongue.gif:D )
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Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lindan:

"Hill312" for getting your feet wet (play as Germans)

try till you win big-time and feel really cool and superior.

Then take your Germans over to "Cemetary Hill"...

Ah, c'mon Lindan Cemetary Hill is a sure win for the German side....</font>
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Originally posted by Lindan:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lindan:

"Hill312" for getting your feet wet (play as Germans)

try till you win big-time and feel really cool and superior.

Then take your Germans over to "Cemetary Hill"...

Ah, c'mon Lindan Cemetary Hill is a sure win for the German side....</font>
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Originally posted by Lindan:

But there was a whole thread full of desperate people who got their asses handed by the AI. Several times. It's a very good learning scenario I think.

Heh, I got the game last night and got my ass handed to me on a plate as the Russians in the second tutorial (Jaegermeister or something...).sheesh! how can four Su-122's doing shoot and scoot all get killed after bouncing two shells off a couple of Tigers in the open on a hill? Not to mention the Tigers killing half a dozen JsII's with first shot kills...

Henri

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Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lindan:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lindan:

"Hill312" for getting your feet wet (play as Germans)

try till you win big-time and feel really cool and superior.

Then take your Germans over to "Cemetary Hill"...

Ah, c'mon Lindan Cemetary Hill is a sure win for the German side....</font>
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Originally posted by Joques:

That's the timeframe where I will be doing nothing else. I DO plan however to resume my life by then and play CMBB in moderation. tongue.gif

Dream on boyo. Once you have had your first free taste it's all down hill. Moderation, look at Seanachai he used to actually make sense. Now he is like a two bit whore prowling the dark corners of the local opium den. He'd rather be unemployed as it gives him more CM time (note: I am waiting for that turn Seanachi!) Abandon hope. We have all said I can quit when I want The sad fact is like all addictions it owns you. So lie back and accept it, it doesn't hurt
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Originally posted by Lindan:

[QBThen take your Germans over to "Cemetary Hill"...[/QB]

Whoa! That's the first time I've seen SIX squads practically wiped off the face of teh Earth in ONE minute!

I guess I must really suck, huh. I did get a draw on my first attempt at Hill 312 though.

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