BFCElvis Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Happy Birthday Berli ya rat bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Not as old as Joe is it? .No one is as old as the Spansh Inquisition! p.s. And SOME women like older men too.Bletch! Thank god you old codgers are here to keep all THOSE women out of my way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Did someone say wine? If it's got alcohol in it I will have some. P.S.- Here's hoping you wake up with a hangover Evil One, cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Maybe he's confusing "Combat Mission" with "Combat Marriage"? It would explain a great deal. Steve</font>You know how hard it is for the old folk to change their routines. Cranky about it also. Especially when you point it out. Ever notice how they aren't hungry when you ask them at 17:55 but "where's dinner, dammit?!" at 18:00? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers.Ah, my Dear Elvis . Just in time. Will you be entering the tournament my dear ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 You see the thanks I get ... I type my fingers to the bone for you lot and nary a word of thanks or gratitude from a one of you. Depend upon it lads, if WineBottleCap has HIS way you'll all be playing in a strict rotation with mirrored maps and forces that are balanced to single pistol round. And the wine will go to HE WHO WINS THE MOST BATTLES! Ah ... I don't know why I bother. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 25, 2002 Author Share Posted November 25, 2002 Dammit Winecape, {bolded cuz I’m gettin mine, the rest of you lot can sod off} now look what you’ve done!!!! They’re all after me lucky charms!!!! Peng is a gimme if it involves booze, Seanachai will do anything up to and including trolling the Outerboards for a drink, and Shaw is always in on a Tourney just so long as he can make up the bleedin rules. Fortunately, I can rely on Berli having a hangover. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BERLI!!!! {oh, was that too loud? well, puke and maybe you’ll feel better later} {edited to add don’t get it up the nose} [ November 24, 2002, 09:24 PM: Message edited by: Lars ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: You see the thanks I get ... I type my fingers to the bone for you lot and nary a word of thanks or gratitude from a one of you. Depend upon it lads, if WineBottleCap has HIS way you'll all be playing in a strict rotation with mirrored maps and forces that are balanced to single pistol round. And the wine will go to HE WHO WINS THE MOST BATTLES! Ah ... I don't know why I bother. Joe{Stunned silence, followed by crickets chirping} The 'poolers, embarrased and ashamed, look down and scuff their shoes. A lone hand raises and Joe grudgingly acknowledges. "Yes? are you ready to apologise?" The reply comes back. "Um, Justicar, is 'HE WHO WINS THE MOST BATTLES' married to 'SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Dear Mr Eevil<SUP>tm</SUP>, Somehow I just can't bring myself to imagining you being HAPPY on any given day, oh satanic former Liege. Eevil being what it is, eh? So, I have decided instead to wish you a <FONT COLOR = RED><BIG><BIG>Hellishly</BIG></BIG><FONT COLOR = BLUE> good <FONT COLOR = YELLOW>{where good = eeeeevil} <FONT COLOR = BLACK> 147th birthday! {Thanks for the tip off Persephone!} Have a devilish one!! Sir AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by Snarker: "Um, Justicar, is 'HE WHO WINS THE MOST BATTLES' married to 'SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED'? Well, shucks...I DO win my fair share and perhaps some other poor sods share as well, but I don't win all the battles. Especially not if it's against the ever beautiful and charming SheWhoMustBeObeyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Berli's birthday? Why even bother, O Shadowy One? It's not like you can ever catch up to Olde Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 I've been thinking about making my Birthday a National Holiday in some backwards cold country.... It's July 1st, don't worry June is the month of reminders, their free everyday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YA BERLI NONG! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Rescued from page 2 If there is a tournament and prizes to be awarded I'm in......I dont drink wine, so my share,(if there is any)..... goes to my new Liege Boo_Radley , who despite being the gamey sod that he is, still managed to lose to Mr Spkr and win me as Squire. There still is justice in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Some MS-Haikus. Better than error messages and if you've already read these somewhere else I don't care not that I EVER care about anything you lot say, do or think about ANYTHING EVER. ----------------------------------------------- The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist. -------------------------------------------- Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. ----------------------------------------------- Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. ------------------------------------------------ Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. -------------------------------------------------- Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. --------------------------------------------------- Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. ------------------------------------------- Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. --------------------------------------------------- A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. -------------------------------------------------- Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. --------------------------------------------------- You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. --------------------------------------------------- Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. ------------------------------------------------ Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. --------------------------------------------------- Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: I've been thinking about making my Birthday a National Holiday in some backwards cold country.... It's July 1st, don't worry June is the month of reminders, their free everyday!I have read this over several times and it still makes no sense to me. Do you think it's a coded message saying that the person who posted it is too far gone to be helped in any way other than to be put down out of pity's sake? In any event, that's the spin I'm putting on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: I've been thinking about making my Birthday a National Holiday in some backwards cold country.... It's July 1st, don't worry June is the month of reminders, their free everyday!I have read this over several times and it still makes no sense to me. Do you think it's a coded message saying that the person who posted it is too far gone to be helped in any way other than to be put down out of pity's sake? In any event, that's the spin I'm putting on it.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 25, 2002 Author Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: I've been thinking!Eh, it's a start. SSN Hint Of The Day: Put sticky syrup cans back in the cupboard. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Go, challenge someone, Use my maps, and help the green grass grow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 You know those Mondays that aren't really bad, but yet somehow carry a whiff of horribility with them? Just enough to keep you from enjoying the fact that it's actually not such a bad Monday? The kind of Monday that Berli didn't make himself, but did store in his gym bag for awhile before he gave it out. That kind of Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: That kind of Monday.Shut up ye bastarrrd an' saind mae a feckin' setoop! Ah hate CMBB an' ye're gwintae pay! Di ye hear laddie? PAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Just another manic Monday Wish it were Sunday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Just another manic Monday Wish it were Sunday!Yoo kin shut ye festerin' gob as waill, ye eye-mucus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: That kind of Monday.Shut up ye bastarrrd an' saind mae a feckin' setoop! Ah hate CMBB an' ye're gwintae pay! Di ye hear laddie? PAY!!!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 *poot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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