Poobear Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Micheal Wittman: Padlock this crap now please!!!!! And no your not being funny!Isn't that pathetic. We throw a few weak verbal jabs at the French (that wouldn't even hold up in the Peng Thread) and they scream, "We surrender, we surrender!" Oh yeah, I find it hard to believe that anyone w/ a Micheal Wittman sig. could be so thin skinned! [ September 16, 2002, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Poobear ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobear Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Coffin 'Enry: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Thin Red Line: What's wrong exactly with the French ?What I really resent is that they are so good in bed. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeauCoupDinkyDau Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Poobear: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Coffin 'Enry: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Thin Red Line: What's wrong exactly with the French ?What I really resent is that they are so good in bed. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobear Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Come on my Euro pals...just fight (play ) back! Here, I'll help you out... American Beer, Americans from the South, American (insert consumer product other than CM-game here), And George Bush for criminies-sake! How big a target do you need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdSober Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Thin Red Line: What's wrong exactly with the French ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What I really resent is that they are so good in bed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Really, I never heard that about Frenchmen! I lived with a French woman for over four years. She confirms that the only people who think that French men are good in bed are, well, French men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdSober Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Come on my Euro pals...just fight (play ) back! Here, I'll help you out... American Beer, Americans from the South, American (insert consumer product other than CM-game here), And George Bush for criminies-sake! How big a target do you need? Poo Bear: "Americans from the South" I'd tell the Jeff Foxworthy joke about airport security if I didn't think that it was in extremely bad taste at the moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobear Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Rex_Bellator: [QB]Six reasons why Americans had to have the game early ... QB]Bravo! Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gautrek Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 It's so simple why we in Europe will be getting the game about two weeks behind the yanks. Its because they are all so crap at this game that they need the extra practice.They need all the help they can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poobear Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by ColdSober: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Come on my Euro pals...just fight (play ) back! Here, I'll help you out... American Beer, Americans from the South, American (insert consumer product other than CM-game here), And George Bush for criminies-sake! How big a target do you need? Poo Bear: "Americans from the South" I'd tell the Jeff Foxworthy joke about airport security if I didn't think that it was in extremely bad taste at the moment!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrold Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Let's see...they should have to wait because the pace of everything is more relaxed and to rush it at the same speed as the American release would be to cater to that lifestyle and is thus un-European. BDH P.S. I loved visiting many of the countries in Europe while in the Navy (so take this in the good natured spirit in which it was intended. I would wish for all who wanted it to get the game at the same time.) For pure convenience and familiarity though, it was always good to get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onehitsky Posted September 17, 2002 Author Share Posted September 17, 2002 Dude all I said was "the French" I never said "smelly" and I certainly don't think that six English football fans could conquer france that would be ridiculous. It would take AT LEAST twice that many! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoot Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Oh. Now I see what caused that other obnoxious thread. I guess I'll have to go retract my statement there and just ignore these sideshows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Devils Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Micheal Wittman: Padlock this crap now please!!!!! And no your not being funny!Did you ever think about the fact that the reason this thread wasn't shutdown quickly was that the moderators themselves might be posting in here as well under pseudo-names? Hmmm? :eek: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Onehitsky: 1.German Techno music! 2.Italian World cup soccer team! 3.The French 4.English football fans. 5.The European song competition! 6.The need to remind them that there granparentsHey! There is W & E Europe, Don't mix it ------- Lynyrd Skynyard Band p.s. grandparents? Shame on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makes The Jelly Judder Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Does Bill mean Dick? Does George mean Dick? You and your funny names. I knew it was Dick in charge all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Makes The Jelly Judder: Does Bill mean Dick? Does George mean Dick? You and your funny names. I knew it was Dick in charge all along.CMBO post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Saunders Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Juha Ahoniemi: Not happy about Teletubbies? Then try this game, maybe it helps You to relax! http://www.servus.at/DNS/tele/OMG! ROFL! ...still laughing. (edit: still playing...those suckers are hard to hit!!) [ September 16, 2002, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: Sarge Saunders ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nippy Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 "Ten reasons why it is just and fitting that the Europeans have to wait!" I have just one reason. They have all the Armor museams! They have display tanks and Arty peices every 15 feet! Dear God, don't get me started on Bovington *drool* And what do we Amercians have? A few rusting relics wasting away out in an open field. Oh that's right, after 9/11 they closed up Aberdeen and now you can't even get in! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin Red Line Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by ColdSober: I lived with a French woman for over four years. She confirms that the only people who think that French men are good in bed are, well, French men!Maybe she should consider dating heterosexuals [ September 17, 2002, 03:13 AM: Message edited by: Thin Red Line ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by ColdSober: And George Bush for criminies-sake! How big a target do you need?Actually, we don't fight back becuase we feel very sorry for you about that one! I mean, how many other democratic nations select their leader by lottery, and then discovers that it was rigged? One thing that does strike me as a bit odd, is that kids in USA can drive a car when they're 16, drink beer at 21 and can never have sex or swear (please note that this knowledge is based on the documentaries about USA made at a place called Hollywood, and I cannot vouch for it's accuracy). :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 I feel I must protest as to the historical innaccuracy of the release dates. SOP for world wars is for europeans to be involved for between six months and three years before the US joins in. Incidently, I heard that the US version will be delivered in an armoured box, so that the game will not be damaged by reactionary attacks on the Communist iconography displayed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdnight38 Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Originally posted by Coffin'Enry But look what the bastards did to Joan of Ark Wasn't it the English who burned Joan and wasn't the real reason that they did so was becuase they got beat by a girl; and not just any girl, but a French girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 This one could get ugly pretty fast. Most of you realize the intended humor behind the posts, but sadly (and obviously) not all. Deputy Moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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