flammenwerfer Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Rules- be creative and funny. Grand Prize Winner- Gets to spend a fun filled weekend with Master Goo goo Ga ga :mad: (rabies shots are not included) [ November 24, 2002, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: Flammenwerfer ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wacky Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 "I may be a private in the Russian army in 1941, but at least I'm not a Packer fan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabrewolf Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Soldier on the right: "Lemme guess, you were using the binocular the whole day yesterday didn't you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zukkov Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 please mr. stalin, i don't wanna go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-E Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Knowing what Microsoft Bob would do if they returned without a Big Mac again, Bob, Carol, Ted & Alice kept a close eye out for a McDonalds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-E Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinkins Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Soldier right: "I saw some of the guys who did the Stalingrad Pack yesterday. They looked like they never eat, sleep or shave." Soldier Left: "I know how they feel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-E Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 I'm just tellin' ya... 'he who smealt it, dealt it!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-E Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 [Did I turn the oven off before we left?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-E Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Classless society my arse... they don't make Sarge shave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted November 25, 2002 Author Share Posted November 25, 2002 -E! that's enough from you..move on.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow 1st Hussars Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Why are we counter-attacking in a truck? And a green truck at that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murpes Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 I don't know why, but that picture reminded me of this one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted November 25, 2002 Author Share Posted November 25, 2002 " Operation Dorosh: The Mannequins must get through " sorry Mike couln't resist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Guy in back of truck: "I wish that miserable little Andrew Fox would stop fooling around and do some Russian winter uniforms already..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Left guy: "I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with S." Right guy (promptly): Snow... Left guy: Yup... Right guy: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with M." Left guy (promptly): More snow... Right guy: uh-huh... Left guy: God, I'm bored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 "Man, i really hate to hold up our counter attack, but could you pull over, i gotta take a dump" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Sure would be nice if this truck had a steering wheel. Is that a Panther?! :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxbat Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 "I think we're lost." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Guy on the right: "I can't believe you said that about my mother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Steiner Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Guy on the left: "Are we there yet?" (10 min later) "Are we there yet?" Guy in back of truck: "Sarge, he's making faces at me, make him stop!" [ November 24, 2002, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: Sgt. Steiner ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_UXcva Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Comrade Nedvigin: [translation] Ah... I see the new ampulomet design has finally arrived to our poor corner of the earth... Comrade Nedvigin: [translation] ...yes, the camouflage that is white will be most effective in concealing our brothers position.. Comrade Kiriyenko: [translation] .... ack! {but?} when will the birds stop their ceaseless chatter!?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Fascists to the left of them, Fascists to the right of them... Ivan and Fedor knew they were screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Smallwood Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Thank god for the patch- I was *sick* of sneaking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 Guy on the left, thinking to himself, "I wonder if I will win the auction for the Bren tripod on E-Bay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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