Stuka Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Does this mean I can have my Marianne back???You can have Marianne if I can have Ginger. I guess Mike wants Gilligan (not that theres anything wrong with that), its what I'd expect of a kiwi anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: How I would delight in hearing your squeals of pain. Or we could do the wood chipper scene from "Fargo". I don't have a wood chipper, but I do have a meat grinder and an infinite amount of patience.Boo, why don't we split one? I think there is a special at Home Depot! Oh, imagine the sounds as Hiram is pulled slowly in... Speedbump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Originally posted by mcgivney: Only NY Yankee fans abuse kittens.False. But I am willing to abuse NY Yankee fans too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Originally posted by Papa Khann: And Berli doesn't live in a country either. Hades is not a country. Dolt. Papa Nowhere more often than here do I feel the visceral impact of Sartre's statement that: "Hell is other people" Oh, well, actually, it's even more hideously true on the General Forum, but that's not a 'real' place. [ August 28, 2002, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: "Hell is other people"Hell is other people's kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Ahh...Hiram's cat must have been taking a nap and he had no one else to play with but his keyboard. The list of sycophants of The Nefarious Legion of Croda™ is long and distinguished, much like the rollcall of lice in your hair. Foghorns such as yourself merely serve as a reminder that there is something roaming around out in the haze, though it poses no threat - merely an annoying sound in an otherwise peaceful existence. Hiram you are such a genetic abberation that I suggest you do science a favor and move yourself to the Galapagos so that you can be studied as a perfect example of how genetic mutation can bring about entirely new lines of pseudo-mammals. Forked tongue, webbed toes, beady and close-set eyes, horrific stench emanating from over-productive sweat glands, long and umkempt mane, and the inability to breed with other mammals: that is indeed the resume of a hiram-sapiens. I saw one at the Baltimore Zoo a couple of weeks ago. It was odd how people loved and took pictures of all the animals but the hiram-sapiens. This disgusting sloth-like pleuro-pod merely sat in the corner of it's cage trying to shield itself from the barrage of soda bottles and loose stones being hurled at it by the zoo patrons. 'Why do you hate the Hiram so? Surely it does not deserve beating such as this, good zoo patrons!' I entreated the populace. 'Would you look at it? Just look at it! Such a creature laying claim to humanity lessens humanity for the rest of us. We will destroy that Hiram for the sake of the world's children!' a young school-girl informed me. 'Well, for the sake of the world's children. I suppose I cannot argue that point,' I condeded, as to defend the Hiram at this point would be to stand against the children of the world. 'Will you join us then, good sirrah?' the youngster inquired. 'I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside and that when they come across things with no beauty (like this hideous Hiram here) - destroy those things.' With that, I picked up a rock and threw it at the Hiram, hitting it in the left eye which subsequently exploded, spewing ocular fluid all over the cage and the crowd rejoiced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Originally posted by Speedbump: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: How I would delight in hearing your squeals of pain. Or we could do the wood chipper scene from "Fargo". I don't have a wood chipper, but I do have a meat grinder and an infinite amount of patience.Boo, why don't we split one? I think there is a special at Home Depot! Oh, imagine the sounds as Hiram is pulled slowly in... Speedbump</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Is it all of them, or is it only our Kiwis that suck?I thought Kiwis were ugly, brown little fruits? (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Imaginary World!!!!!!!! *Makes mental note* Must get a life....YK2, All that hard work we did redecorating the Cesspool was only our imagination? *sigh* Persephone</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athkatla Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Don't fret ladies, here is a jolly old sing song for you! It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning There was a fog crawling over the sand When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning I see the shooting stars Falling through your trembling hands You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining I was dying just to ask for a taste We were lying together in a silver lining by the light of the moon You know there's not another moment to waste not another moment Not another moment to waste You hold me so close that my knees grow weak But my soul is flying high above the ground I'm trying to speak but no matter what i do I just can't seem to make any sound And then you took the words right out of my mouth Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me You took the words right out of my mouth and i swear it's true I was just about to say i love you And then you took the words right out of my mouth Oh - it must have been while you were kissing me You took the words right out of my mouth and i swear it's true I was just about to say i love you Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water And i guess that i'm beginning to grin Oooh, we're finally alone and we can do what we want to the night is young And ain't no one gonna know where no one gonna know where No one's gonna know where you've been You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining I was dying just to ask for a taste We were lying together in a silver lining by the light of the moon You know there's not another moment to waste not another moment Not another moment to waste And then you took the words right out of my mouth Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me You took the words right out of my mouth and i swear it's true I was just about to say i love you And then you took the words right out of my mouth Oh - it must have been while you were kissing me you took the words right out of my mouth and i swear it's true I was just about to say i love you That's the ladies happy, now for My Liege, carrots and fresh fruit from North Lincolnshire for you My Brave Sir "4 Legged" Knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Oh mom, not Meatloaf again!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Originally posted by Stuka: I guess Mike wants Gilligan (not that theres anything wrong with that), its what I'd expect of a kiwi anyway.Only an aussie could want something that sheep won't touch. Bo didley squat's insightful comments are worthy of my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 For cryin' out loud, can someone tell him to SHUT UP?!?! Dude, you're not in your shower at home, you are amongst people who would rather not wear out the wheels on their mice scrolling past the cut-n-past drivel you spew. What next, Air Supply?? At least make your ****e up yourself, sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing for so long I'm all out of love, what am I without you I can't be too late to say.. AAAAAAAGH!!!! I just can't do it. Not even to annoy PanzerLeader. Some things are just too cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: For cryin' out loud, can someone tell him to SHUT UP?!?!Pot. Kettle. Black. 'Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 I fel the tone of the pool is rising to far too high a cultural level, and I have the perfect answer.....AUSTRALIA. Right now that normal service ahs been restored I shall make another contribution.....oooohh....yes, that feels better...there - you don't want to know anything more. trust me. you and me baby ain't nuthin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on Discovery Channel..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Back in the late 80's I was at a random festival where the headline band was some big-hair knock-off called 'Nuff Said. Needless to say, they sucked. I have never pasted lyrics or any other tripe that I didn't create myself in this little white box before me now. My tripe is ALL MY OWN, so you can take your black kettle Mrspkr and brew yourself a big pot o' chai. Perhaps then you could dump it all over your little pointy-head and dance a jig. Then, for once, you would be entertaining, if only for a second. Oops, just remembered, the band was called E-Nuff Z-Nuff, and they were even worse than plain sucking, they were mega-uber-sucky. Heard of 'em Mrspkr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 29, 2002 Author Share Posted August 29, 2002 Has Mouse borrowed a pair of yarbles again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Some tripe or other indicating that Mouse Missed-The-Point yet again.I just found it interesting that you of all people would scream for someone to SHUT UP. Struck me as funny, it did. Guess it isn't as funny if you have to explain it. Steve [ August 28, 2002, 08:27 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Guess it isn't as funny if you have to explain it. SteveIf you have to explain a joke, it's no longer a joke. It's a learning experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 29, 2002 Author Share Posted August 29, 2002 Do we have a Mr. Vowel-less that took the short bus to school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Well, on to more tasteful subjects, namely, another ringing defeat of the Canadians! Yes, it is true, our own little Focker, Gaylord, attempted to oust my doughty Brandenburgers from the village of Trun (by some Germanboy or other) but my troops had not finished their enjoyable rest, so had to oust them Canucks back out the way they came. In what the AI deceptively called a "Minor VIctory" (mostly due to the nature of my opponents skill - minor, that is; or perhaps to the 'minor' status of Canada in general) Panzer Leader has shown yet another sucker-of-scum the door. It is what I'm known for, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Panzer Feeler, I was too caught up in the fesivities of dancing on the vesitges of Dug Beman's , utterly destroyed pile o' corpses that once almost passed as a fighting force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Oh mom, not Meatloaf again!?! "Eat your Meat! How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat ???" Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Would a 'Gaylord' simply be Doctor Who in a dress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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