Mace Posted December 25, 2003 Author Share Posted December 25, 2003 I'm back! Another 500km travelled for the Christmas good. Did you miss me? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I have procured more rum. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Merry Christmas to all the Ladies, and Kitty-drape-climber-felinia-extraordinnaire. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! This is where the term, "grognard" originates: one who drinks so much it affects his ability to get it up. From the English: "grog," meaning booze From the American "nards" meaning balls or nuts Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: This is where the term, "grognard" originates: one who drinks so much it affects his ability to get it up. From the English: "grog," meaning booze From the American "nards" meaning balls or nuts Kitty Ahhh, but grog or no grog, I assure you I remain quite rampant, Milady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 25, 2003 Author Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: I assure you I remain quite rampant, Milady. I told you not to eat those Blue tablets from Joe Shaw's medicine cabinet, that they weren't M&Ms. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I assure you I remain quite rampant, Milady. I told you not to eat those Blue tablets from Joe Shaw's medicine cabinet, that they weren't M&Ms. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Think about this for a minute, just to please me: Are we to believe that no one on the Ford Marketing Team hesitated and raised the point 'Gee, guys and gals, I don't know if 'Probe' is such a good name for the car...' Which leads me to my belief that 'all the good names are already taken'. In the years to come I predict that we will start to see an upsurge in 'theme' names. Within two years, I predict that all new cars will have an 'Oriental Theme'. We will be seeing the Chevy 'Rending Tiger', and the Pontiac 'Wading Heron'. Within five years we will see a trend towards 'Historical Leaders'. Ford will release the 'Wellington', to be met by BMW's 'Napoleon'. Finally, by the year 2010, things will go something of a full circle, and an American Car manufacturer (manufacturing in Guatemala with home offices in Brazil), will do a massive media campaign for the all new, all American 'Panzerkampfwagen Mark IV'. It will become an immediate classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Seanachi me and mace have taken over the waffle thread with Radio Free Peng...we want to interview you there. please head on over. Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Sleep well, and sleep soundly, oh thou Cesspoolers! For we have watched over you all this night. Your Queen. The Olde Ones And those fecking Aussies. All of us. You were never alone. You are never alone. We are always with you. Now, someone piss off and fetch me an ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: This is where the term, "grognard" originates: one who drinks so much it affects his ability to get it up. From the English: "grog," meaning booze From the American "nards" meaning balls or nuts Kitty Ahhh, but grog or no grog, I assure you I remain quite rampant, Milady. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Merry Christmas, maggots and Ladies of the 'Cess. GRGRAARGHGHRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! I see you've taken over the Waffle with Penguinese. In ways not unlike saying, "Ni!" we can fight back, you know. Imaging the MBT filled with smilies. Big, honkin' smilies. Something along the lines of Very nasty, that. Hugs and kisses, Snarker [ December 25, 2003, 02:10 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Sleep well, and sleep soundly, oh thou Cesspoolers! For we have watched over you all this night. Your Queen. The Olde Ones And those fecking Aussies. All of us. You were never alone. You are never alone. We are always with you. Now, someone piss off and fetch me an ale. Three fricken years of me calling you a queen and you got your panties in a bunch. You call yourself a queen and it's okay. Merry Fricken Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I assure you I remain quite rampant, Milady. I told you not to eat those Blue tablets from Joe Shaw's medicine cabinet, that they weren't M&Ms. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: This is where the term, "grognard" originates: one who drinks so much it affects his ability to get it up. From the English: "grog," meaning booze From the American "nards" meaning balls or nuts Kitty Ahhh, but grog or no grog, I assure you I remain quite rampant, Milady. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: That's because you weren't among us when Radio Free Peng took over the Waffle thread last night. Those who were there: me, Mace, Seanachi, Boo, Berli, and dalem. Four pages and 3 hours of hilarious MBT hijinks! They got mad and started a new thread. =) Kitty [ December 25, 2003, 02:01 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 25, 2003 Author Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: Radio Free Peng took over the Waffle thread last night. Those who were there: me, Mace, Seanachi, Boo, Berli, and dalem.Well I see it as my devine mission, taking our fine MBT enlightenement to the uneducated, unwashed and may I say it, stinky barbarians. Ahhhh life as a missionary. I could enjoy that type of position! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: That's because you weren't among us when Radio Free Peng took over the Waffle thread last night. Those who were there: me, Mace, Seanachi, Boo, Berli, and dalem. Four pages and 3 hours of hilarious MBT hijinks! They got mad and started a new thread. =) Kitty </font>Nobody got mad. You hit 305 posts... the padlock brigade would have been very upset if it kept going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Nobody got mad. You hit 305 posts... the padlock brigade would have been very upset if it kept going! Don't worry about Kitty. She's as sharp as a rolling pin. What the hell are you doing over here when you should be gracing The Brood with your presence. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 26, 2003 Author Share Posted December 26, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: What the hell are you doing over here when you should be gracing The Brood with your presence. :mad: :mad: And what the Berli are you doing here? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Don't worry about Kitty. She's as sharp as a rolling pin. Coming from a Pom I'll take that for what it's worth: nothing. Now go get a tan and fix your feckin' teeth, Pomboy. Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Don't worry about Kitty. She's as sharp as a rolling pin. Coming from a Pom I'll take that for what it's worth: nothing. Now go get a tan and fix your feckin' teeth, Pomboy. Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Bugger... Have a bit of a chat with Our Lovely and Most Regal Queen this evening. Sippin' a Royal Dram or six and suddenly, outta bloody nowhere, I start singin' 'Wild Rover' Seanachai, expect a swift kick in the fork next time ah see ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: And what the Berli are you doing here? Mace Me little minion Sodoffball is here at me express consent. We find him amusing. One might even call him... cute [ December 25, 2003, 06:27 PM: Message edited by: Berlichtingen ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: Coming from a Pom I'll take that for what it's worth: nothing. Now go get a tan and fix your feckin' teeth, Pomboy.Are you casting dispar... disp... bad remarks toward our fine English friends? Why if it weren't for Englishmen we wouldn't have... have... err... Well, I'm sure they're good for somefink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Bugger... Have a bit of a chat with Our Lovely and Most Regal Queen this evening. Sippin' a Royal Dram or six and suddenly, outta bloody nowhere, I start singin' 'Wild Rover Indeed .... all three verses and how many chorus's???????????? Brought a tear to my eyes it did!!!! *Hic.. For Berli .... Courtesy of Snarker.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Time fer a bloody sing-song... There was a wild Colonial Boy, Jack Doolan was his name, Of poor but honest parents, He was born in Castlemaine. He was his father's only hope His mother's pride and joy, And dearly did his parents love The Wild Colonial Boy. So come away me hearties We'll roam the mountains high, Together we will plunder And together we will die. We'll scour along the valleys And we'll gallop or'er the plains, And scorn to live in slavery, Bound down by iron chains. At the age of sixteen years He left his native home, And to Australia's sunny shores A bushranger did roam. They put him in the iron gang In the government employ, But never an iron on earth could hold The Wild Colonial Boy So come away me hearties We'll roam the mountains high, Together we will plunder And together we will die. We'll scour along the valleys And we'll gallop or'er the plains, And scorn to live in slavery, Bound down by iron chains. In sixty-one this daring youth Commenced his wild career, With a heart that knew no danger And no foreman did he fear. He stuck up the Beechworth mail coach And robbed Judge MacEvoy Who, trembling cold, gave up his gold To the Wild Colonial Boy So come away me hearties We'll roam the mountains high, Together we will plunder And together we will die. We'll scour along the valleys And we'll gallop or'er the plains, And scorn to live in slavery, Bound down by iron chains. He bade the Judge good morning And he told him to beware, That he'd never rob a needy man Or one who acted square, But a Judge who'd robed a mother Of her one and only joy Sure, he must be a worse outlaw than The Wild Colonial Boy So come away me hearties We'll roam the mountains high, Together we will plunder And together we will die. We'll scour along the valleys And we'll gallop or'er the plains, And scorn to live in slavery, Bound down by iron chains. One day as Jack was riding The mountainside along, A- listening to the little birds Their happy laughing song. Three mounted troopers came along, Kelly, Davis and Fitzroy With a warrant for the capture of The Wild Colonial Boy. So come away me hearties We'll roam the mountains high, Together we will plunder And together we will die. We'll scour along the valleys And we'll gallop or'er the plains, And scorn to live in slavery, Bound down by iron chains. 'Surrender now! Jack Doolan, For you see it's three to one; Surrender in the Queen's own name, You are a highwayman.' Jack drew his pistol from his belt And waved it like a toy, 'I'll fight, but not surrender,' cried The Wild Colonial Boy. So come away me hearties We'll roam the mountains high, Together we will plunder And together we will die. We'll scour along the valleys And we'll gallop or'er the plains, And scorn to live in slavery, Bound down by iron chains. He fired at trooper Kelly And brought him to the ground, And in return from Davis, Received a mortal wound, All shattered through the jaws he lay Still firing at Fitzroy, And that's the way they captured him, The Wild Colonial Boy. So come away me hearties We'll roam the mountains high, Together we will plunder And together we will die. We'll scour along the valleys And we'll gallop or'er the plains, And scorn to live in slavery, Bound down by iron chains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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