Boo Radley Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Twas more of a nibble than a <big>BITE</BIG>........ Aye, but the nibble of a queen is like the bite of an ordinary lady. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: Twas more of a nibble than a <big>BITE</BIG>........ Aye, but the nibble of a queen is like the bite of an ordinary lady. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Ha! You can't find your way out of your own sodden forest! Besides...Mind your own business. She enjoyed it. Michael I've been out on your foggy stretch of salt sodden pine barrens before, you bastard, every other foot of it over-run with Californians politely congratulating each other on making their way 'North', like a gang of Mormon missionaries discovering a new, previously un-proselytized wealthy, custom-home community. Enjoyed it? I'm most assured she did not! Even her dismissal of your sad, sorry squeak against Her glory was wrung through with pity! Where's my setup, you poncing lick-spittle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Enjoyed it? I'm most assured she did not! Even her dismissal of your sad, sorry squeak against Her glory was wrung through with pity!Gentlemen, I direct your attention to this pathetic and corrupt example of a degenerate human being (but keep your protective face masks in place, I beg you). Note how the combination of overindulgence in cheap alcohol and a soul-destroying envy that must gnaw at his vitals day and night has destroyed all moral discrimination as well as intellectual accuity. This bit of human offal is now only fit for the trash heap or incinerator. Regrettably, our well-intentioned but short-sighted laws protect even this (ugh) thing. All we can do is hope and pray that a Merciful Providence will intercede to provide a quick and painless end. Well, quick at any rate. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Another Christmas survived -- barely. Sigh. [serious]I got a shirt and a hat from my father. My son got me a necklace with an eagle on it. My wife was going to let me get a laptop after Christmas, but, as is typicaly, she overspent and now that doesn't look feasible. So, I got a hat, a shirt, and a necklace. From everyone -- wife, four kids, inlaws, parents, etc. Sure, there are many who got less, but when you combine that with everything else that's happened this week, plus the fact that we have spent several thousand dollars on Christmas and furniture (her christmas gift -- $6K!) this year, well, this has to be the worst Christmas I've had in a while.[/serious] Sorry, but I needed to unload a bit, and if it depresses you lot, fine. Why should any of you have a good time when I am feeling so miserable? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 cheer up and sue somebody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Who cares what dad gets for Christmas? I hope the kids enjoyed themselves. Perhaps Seanachai will send you a CMAK setup, as it appears he is too frightened to send me one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: .....So, I got a hat, a shirt, and a necklace. From everyone -- wife, four kids, inlaws, parents, etc. .....this has to be the worst Christmas I've had in a while. .....Why should any of you have a good time when I am feeling so miserable? Steve Wait, let me find my handkerchief....<font size=+4> Shnnnoooooorrrrkkk ! </font size> That's so sad. Everyone should get what they want, for christmas. Well, maybe except lawyers that is. <font size=-2>(sorry)</font size> You'll get over it.... but just in case you don't, do you want to borrow my really sharp machete? Just in case you need to slash someting... like. Try it on your wrist first, to check the sharpness. Noba. ps. 364 days to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Why should any of you have a good time when I am feeling so miserable?It's what you deserve for spending all that time studying law while right-thinking folk were out partying and having a good time! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Why should any of you have a good time when I am feeling so miserable?It's what you deserve for spending all that time studying law while right-thinking folk were out partying and having a good time! Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Why should any of you have a good time when I am feeling so miserable?It's what you deserve for spending all that time studying law while right-thinking folk were out partying and having a good time! Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Why should any of you have a good time when I am feeling so miserable?It's what you deserve for spending all that time studying law while right-thinking folk were out partying and having a good time! Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Just so's you know, to make it a might bit easier on your pointy little pinheads (the fair Ladies of the Pool excepted, of course), just as fair YK2 is called fair Emma and as fair Persephone is called fair Patch and fair Kitty is called...er...Kitty, Gee, thanks a lot. I even rate an err? Err Kitty is her title. And after all I've done for you sorry little tots too. *spits in all your eyes* Bastards. You all suck. Err Kitty [ December 27, 2003, 05:27 AM: Message edited by: Kitty ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastables Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Just so's you know, to make it a might bit easier on your pointy little pinheads (the fair Ladies of the Pool excepted, of course), just as fair YK2 is called fair Emma and as fair Persephone is called fair Patch and fair Kitty is called...er...Kitty, Gee, thanks a lot. I even rate an err? Err Kitty is her title. And after all I've done for you sorry little tots too. *spits in all your eyes* Bastards. You all suck. Err Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: From everyone -- wife, four kids, inlaws, parents, etc.The bestest present ever... Your wife, Kids and parents..... Is there really anything else you could want? (good health aside) Sure, there are many who got less Yep.... My first christmas without my wonderful Mum whom we lost Jan 2003.. Also my first christmas in 4years without that other Love of my life.. Marcel Vie.... . Sorry, but I needed to unload a bit, and if it depresses you lot, fine. Why should any of you have a good time when I am feeling so miserable? Steve No need to apologise MrSpkr .. we may be smiling... having a good time and even Laughing Out Loud... But I bet most of us feel your pain in one way or another... All the best for you and your family for 2004... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Seanachai, I really thought I couldn't hate you more than I already did... but after that little poking fest you just got done with... So what that I had a dram or two to many... So what that I had our Queen heading up an internation manhunt... So what that I'm responsible for you getting woke up at 5am (actually, that was damned funny)... The point is... the point is... Oh Yeah!!! I HATE YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: Why should any of you have a good time when I am feeling so miserable?It's what you deserve for spending all that time studying law while right-thinking folk were out partying and having a good time! Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: So what that I'm responsible for you getting woke up at 5am (actually, that was damned funny)... *Ringggggggggggg Ringggggggggggggg* Bummer.. stoopid answering machine... I must have the wrong number.. that doesn't sound how the Gnome should sound.... *Puts down the receiver and thinks* Hmmmmmmmm what am I saying.. I've never heard his voice.. except in my head. *Picks up phone and dials number again* No answer machine this time.... voice says.. Hello! YK2: Oh Hello... Is that you steve? Seanachai: Ermmm yes... YK2: It's me... Emma Seanachai: Ehhhh.... Ehhhh... who! what! where! when?.... YK2: Sorry to bother you but........... 24hrs later.. we laugh, We cry... but best of all............ WE TAUNT .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: 24hrs later.. we laugh, We cry... but best of all............ You pour salt into an open wound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: You pour salt into an open wound *Rubs it in * MwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Måkjager Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Better to "Rub it in" and call him "Stevie" at the same time Emma . If you are going to burn a bridge..best start at BOTH ends at the same time regards Måkjager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Måkjager: Better to "Rub it in" and call him "Stevie" at the same time Emma . If you are going to burn a bridge..best start at BOTH ends at the same time regards Måkjager Hmmmmmmmm Stevie eh?... I Wonder... Time for a sing song...... No new years’s day To celebrate No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away No first of spring No song to sing In fact here’s just another ordinary day No april rain No flowers bloom No wedding saturday within the month of june But what it is Is something true Made up of these few words that I must say to you I just called to say where's Berli I just called to say it's 5am I just called to say its' Emma And I meant it from the bottom of my heart No summer’s high No warm july No harvest moon to light one tender august night No autumn breeze No falling leaves No even time for birds to fly to southern skies No libra sun No halloween No giving thanks to all the christmas joy you bring But what it is Though old so new To fill your heart like these few words could ever do. I just called to say Hi Stevie I just called to show how much I care I just called to stop you sleeping And say... it's only Emma Fair.... I just called to stop you sleepinggggggggggggggg And I mean it from the bottom of my heart Of my heart Of my heart Cheers Paul *wink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 If'n it be youse guys who insist on calling early Saturday morning and thence saying naught but "clicket, clicket... clicket" when I drag my groggy bottom out of bed and to the phone, then I wish a hot sweet deathification on you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: You all suck. Err Kitty So what's your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: You all suck. Err Kitty So what's your point? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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