Hortlund Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Well, since it is now officially Dec 24th in this part of the world. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of a holiday on or near the date of the winter solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious and/or secular persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, inclusive of the choice to not engage in the practice of any religious or secular traditions. Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: And to Mace: I told the witch doctor, I was in love with you. I told the witch doctor, I was in love with you. Awww shucks. *blushes* I didn't know you cared. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. Go ahead and withdraw it now. Don't make me waste my hate on something so pathetic. *steals some orphans toys* Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Nightwatch: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Any chance of getting a Fat Sand Rat mod for CMAK? Hmmm. *strokes beard thoughfully* Possibly. Looks interesting. I'll consider it. Kitty </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Christmas Eve day. Sitting at my desk The phones are quiet. No work to be done. The boss is in his office E-mailing his friends... Why didn't I take today off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Christmas Eve day. Sitting at my desk The phones are quiet. No work to be done. The boss is in his office E-mailing his friends... Why didn't I take today off? Humbug! You are just an undigested bit of cheese or an underdone potatoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Christmas Eve day. Sitting at my desk The phones are quiet. No work to be done. The boss is in his office E-mailing his friends... Why didn't I take today off? Humbug! You are just an undigested bit of cheese or an underdone potatoe. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Christmas Eve day. Sitting at my desk The phones are quiet. No work to be done. The boss is in his office E-mailing his friends... Why didn't I take today off? But on the bright side, the traffic wasn't bad today. SSN Hint Of The Day: Tell how awfully big your hemorrhoids are. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Funny enough, I think it is even bundy night tonight, Merry Christmas!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Question? Who thought up this eve thing? Don't we just do the get drunk thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 For those of you funny Northerners it is 12.50 AM here in the great land of OZ!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Speedy: Question? Who thought up this eve thing? Don't we just do the get drunk thing. The Eve thing was invented for the kids...its when Santa Claus delivers the presents...of course thats a truly secular adaptation...so we might as well just get drunk, since we're not kids anymore. Merry Christmas Speedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Merry Christmas Nidan, I even wore the Bundy t-shirt tonight, just to get in the Merry Spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 I must admit the spirit bit really did work!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Speedy: Merry Christmas Nidan, I even wore the Bundy t-shirt tonight, just to get in the Merry Spirit. You wore an Al Bundy T-shirt? How...very festive of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 You don't suppose...he meant...Ted Bundy? [shudder, cringe] Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 It's not this Bundy...is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 To those of you across the IDL, <font size =4>Merry Christmas!</font> To those of you on this side of the fence, <font size =4>Merry Christmas Early!</font> Now off to some Nog and Brandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 I'm also drinking Nog... Lovely stuff and surprisingly potent!! Either that or someone spiked the bottle while I wasn't looking.. *Thinks* Are you ACTUALLY drinking Nog And Brandy together? *EEK* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 I got my christmas wish! I ruined maces day! Now to ruin it for the rest of you, I'm never leaving buuuuaaaahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: I got my christmas wish! I ruined maces day! Now to ruin it for the rest of you, I'm never leaving buuuuaaaahahaha! *Settles in for Xmas Eve lunch of Carroll Shelby's Chili, tortillas and beer* and tonight I'm going out for Chinese food. Oh look! And mum just brought some sushi home. Nothing like a traditional Xmas feast of Texas, China, and Japan. Is this wrong? Kitty [ December 24, 2003, 03:19 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 24, 2003 Author Share Posted December 24, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: *Settles in for Xmas Eve lunch of Carroll Shelby's Chili, tortillas and beer* and tonight I'm going out for Chinese food. Oh look! And mum just brought some sushi home. Nothing like a traditional Xmas feast of Texas, China, and Japan. Is this wrong?No mistletoe. Let me go fetch some. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 *scampers into the living room and eyes the Christmas tree. Notices an expensive shiny ornament sitting within easy reach. Bats it off the tree and watches it shatter on the hardwood floor. Notices another one a little further up. Pounces on it!! Attack!!!! Misses but gets a claw caught in a string of lights, pulling the entire tree down to the floor. CRASH! Works claws into all the nicely wrapped presents, shredding them. Drinks all the milk left for Santa and tries to eat the cookies but finding they don't taste like meat or fish, knocks the entire plate off the table. SHATTER! Feeling a bit too tired and full to make it all the way back to the litter box, pees in the egg nogg. Curls up next to the fire and goes to sleep.* Merry Christmas, Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: It's not this Bundy...is it? That sort of looks like Ted...hard to tell. BTW, I know a guy who went to highschool with the infamous Ted and shared a class with him. Said he seemed like a perfectly normal guy at the time. I guess that's how he was able to deceive so many women. Not sure what this has to do with Christmas... :confused: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: Nothing like a traditional Xmas feast of Texas, China, and Japan. Is this wrong?Why, no, honey. You're an Amurrican, and we eat everything that's too weak to fight back. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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