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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!*OUCH*

(laughed til it hurt)

Under achiever... til death too much of a stretch? </font>
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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

[... and from the paddock, the slow plaintive melody of a Sarah Brightman classic amid the occasional wheeze of something small and rubbery being pressed to a bossom]

Midnight, Not a sound from the pavement

*whhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeze*

Has the moon lost her memory?

She is smiling alone

In the lamplight

The withered leaves collect at my feet

And the wind begins to moan

Memory, All alone in the moonlight

I can smile at the old days

I was beautiful then

*wheeze* *wheeeze* *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeze*

I remember

The time I knew what happiness was

Let the memory live again

Every street lamp

Seems to beat

A fatalistic warning

Someone mutters

*wheeee ..... zzzzzeee*

And a street lamp gutters

And soon it will be morning

Daylight, I must wait for the sunrise

I must think of a new life

And I mustn't give in

When the dawn comes

Tonight will be a memory too

*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeze* *thud* *thud* *whhhheeeeeeeee*

And a new day will begin

Burnt out ends of smoky days

The stale cold smell of morning

The street lamp dies

Another night is over

Another day is dawning

Touch me, *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEE* It's so easy to leave me

All alone with my memory

Of my days in the sun

If you touch me

You'll understand what happiness is

Look a new day has begun...

Yeknod

Tha' were feckin' bonny tha' were.
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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

I blame too much time with entirely too little to do.

Admit it -- you got your brains from a Cracker Jack box, right?

Steve </font>

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And now for a jolly sing-song to take my mind off the snow that's still falling and will have to be shoveled (again), in the morning. I dedicate this one to Götz Von Berlichtigen!

The tax man’s taken all my dough,

And left me in my stately home,

Lazing on a sunny afternoon.

And I can’t sail my yacht,

He’s taken everything I’ve got,

All I’ve got’s this sunny afternoon.

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.

I got a big fat mama trying to break me.

And I love to live so pleasantly,

Live this life of luxury,

Lazing on a sunny afternoon.

In the summertime

In the summertime

In the summertime

My girlfriend’s run off with my car,

And gone back to her ma and pa,

Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty.

Now I’m sitting here,

Sipping at my ice cold beer,

Lazing on a sunny afternoon.

Help me, help me, help me sail away,

Well give me two good reasons why I oughta stay.

’cause I love to live so pleasantly,

Live this life of luxury,

Lazing on a sunny afternoon.

In the summertime

In the summertime

In the summertime

Ah, save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.

I got a big fat mama trying to break me.

And I love to live so pleasantly,

Live this life of luxury,

Lazing on a sunny afternoon.

In the summertime

In the summertime

In the summertime

Sunny Afternoon

-the Kinks

[ December 10, 2003, 02:51 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ]

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

I'm getting a visual, but it's mine, I'm not sharing it, and none of you other rotten swine are allowed to have anything similar, as I have copyrighted my visual and will sue your arse if you have a similar visual.

Arse?

I think our cunning plan to brainwash you and make you an aussie, Seanachai, is proceeding nicely.

At this rate, you'll be saying 'cobber' in no time.

Mace

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

Yep... nothing wrong with a little peace, love, dope smokin' after a hard day of burning, killing and mutilating

I prefer to give a little peace, love and dope smoking a miss and concentrate solely on the burning, killing and mutilating.

However I do like to finish a hard day's burning, killing and mutilating with a nice BBQ with the friends.

Mace

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"Death is a great price to pay for a red rose," cried the Nightingale, "and Life is very dear to all. It is pleasant to sit in the green wood, and to watch the Sun in his chariot of gold, and the Moon in her chariot of pearl. Sweet is the scent of the hawthorn, and sweet are the bluebells that hide in the valley, and the heather that blows on the hill. Yet Love is better than Life, and what is the heart of a bird compared to the heart of a man?"

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Originally posted by Speedy:

Wow, Australia Post has really outdone itself.

I came home from work tonight to find both my private pilots licence from CASA and CMAK in my letterbox WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I think maybe I am coming down with a cold , cough, sniffle, sniffle.

Well, after I finish making swiss cheese out of your Russian armor, and squashing Russian Infantry like little bugs. We could move to the desert, where I can make swiss cheese out of your Australian tanks, and squash your Australian infantry like little bugs, while they are screaming "we're surrounded mates, let's get the 'ell out a 'ere, whirr all gonna die"!!!!

Look after that cold mate, wouldnt want you sneezing on to your monitor.

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Originally posted by Kitty:

I'll add my recipes for my BBQed Death Cap Mushrooms, BBQed Salmon with Secret Sauce, pintos, chili, Chateau Briande, trout, . . .

then Mace can thow in his his beer, berli's evil, seanachi's mewlings, yk2 probably knows how to make those Scottish entrails they eat . . . it'll be cool!

Watch out, I might get crazy . . . I just got a 6 pack of Foster's. It's Canadian for Australian beer, mate!

Kitty

Shoot, we could open our own restaurant.

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Originally posted by Lars:

Have dug up all drivers, backed up all necessary files, and laid in a larger than usual supply of booze.

Tonight, the Hard Drive dies.

SSN Hint Of The Day: When others are in a hurry, take your time.

Now sod off.

Don't forget to do all your work with the unit plugged in while standing in a puddle of water. Preferably your own urine (as opposed to fox pee).
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