dalem Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 This is Pengworld. Here on Pengworld, I make the best thread titles, I make the best versifications, and my opponents are often seen writhing in the grip of my superior play. So what do YOU do on Pengworld? If you're still reading this you are no doubt an SSN - which means you are weak and formless. You will be witty without being twitty. You will dance for our amusement. You will treat the Ladies of the Pool with respect, and you will treat our Queen... Well, I'm a Bloody Yank so I don't know how the heck to treat a queen. Check with the Poms. Speaking of Queen, that puts us in the mood to versify. Now, you must know that it pleases Seanachai when we versify. Since I am the most highly-skilled versificationer here in the Pool I will start us off, because it pleases us to make Seanachai smile. Ahem. Pe-e-e-eng Challenge! Pe-e-e-eng Challenge! Pe-e-e-eng Challenge! I want to ride my Peng Challenge I want to ride in the Pool I want to ride my Peng Challenge I want to ride it where I like You say BB I say BO You say PzKfw VIE I say M-18 You say T-34 I say hey man East Front was never my scene And I don't like rockets You say KAR-98 I say Lee-Enfield You say Sherman give me a choice You say PzIII I say Christ I don't believe in Peter Pan Andreas or Berli-man All I wanna do is Pe-e-e-eng Challenge! Pe-e-e-eng Challenge! Pe-e-e-eng Challenge! I want to ride my Peng Challenge I want to ride in the Pool I want to ride my Peng Challenge I want to ride it -- Sandy Peng Challenges are coming your way So forget all your duties oh yeah! Fat bottomed girls They'll be Penging today So look out for those beauties oh yeah On your Mark IVs get set go Peng Challenging Peng Challenging Peng Challengi-i-i-ng I want to ride my Peng Challenge Peng Challenge Peng Challenge Peng Challenge Peng Challenging You say coke I say sprite You say Jim I say Boggs Hot dog I say cool it man I don't wanna be the President of Joe Shaw's Fan Club You say Boo I say cheese Seanachai I say please SSN I say Jesus I don't wanna be a candidate for Playing them or finding hate Cos all I wanna do is Peng Challenge Peng Challenge Peng Challenge I want to ride my Peng Challenge Peng Challenge Peng Challenge I want to ride my Peng Challenge I want to ride in the Pool I want to ride my Peng Challenge I want to ride it where I like Thank you, goodnight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Oh, we know what you want to ride, dalem. And we're comfortable with that. /SirReal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Were those supposed to be the rules? Where's the bit about sounding off like you have a pair, the bit about challenging somone of your own stature, the bit about sodding off? Those weren't rules, they were just dalem in a warm and fuzzy mood. And that scares me. (edit to add: after that flaccid attempt at rules, I'm conflicted about whether to even bold the hippy's name.) [ November 19, 2003, 08:36 AM: Message edited by: CMplayer ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 like peace, man. Where's the bong? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 It's in the corner Mace next to Lars' blow up doll. Though I think Seanachai drank the water out of it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 I actually found myself singing along. I really need coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Gawd-damn dalem, that was the worst Peng Challenge Thread opening post I have ever experienced in any of the threads I have read. Do you fall over whenever you try to sit in a chair? 'Cause that was the most half-assed attempt I've ever seen. It's so bad, it almost makes me want the Just-a-carrot back to do one of his opening posts... Sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: This is Pengworld.One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that Dalem's taking make his posts scan not well at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 **In the darkness of the cesspool, in a ignored corner, once again a trap door opens, and a figure emerges, carrying the famed scroll of NDA. **The figure approaches the podium, and once more, rune speaks upon the Pengish masses... "Where is the vile? Where is the hate? What has the hippy turned this to, the Cheery Waffle?" **The crowd reacts violently, and Bauhaus restores order. "This shall NOT do on this day of days. What next, are we to have Berli, Dalem, Joebob, and Mace sing 'All we need is love?'" **Once more the members of the pool react violently. Bauhaus threathens not to sit down, and order is restored.... "As the junior evil of the Peng thread [ Berli made me the western marketing manager for evil], I have no choice but to hoist a rune scenario on all of you. It will feature explody things, crunchies, more explody things, more crunchies, at guns, more explody things AND.... The Desert!!!!!" **A hush falls over the Peng masses.... "You brought this upon yourselves. You may hang Dalem if you like..." **As the crowd chase the shocked Dalem, the figure retreats to the trap door, disappears down it, and the door slams shuts and locks.... Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by rune: I have no choice but to hoist a rune scenario on all of you. It will feature explody things, crunchies, more explody things, more crunchies, at guns, more explody things AND.... The Desert!!!!!" Rune Don't worry, you remain the: Epitome of Evil Baron of Badness Duke of Deception Earl of Equivocation Head of HRS Go forth then, evil one and run amuck midst the terrain maps and unit availability charts. While the innocent masses quiver in anticipation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 You heard my grand-liege, everybody! You heard that most ancient shambling evil, that devious artificer of pointy 'splodey hells, rune! So what are you waiting for? Hang him! Hang dalem (whose name shall no longer be bolded)! Hang dalem by every tree he's ever watched fall while cheering the loggers with an orcish grin. Hang him by the neck, by the feet, by the hair (that'll be easy)... Hang dalem by the naughty bits until he squeals! And once we've hanged him steal his Y-wing! Yes, steal it and make it the centerpiece of a diorama of a bunch of ewocs having a love-in with Chewbacca! Dalem be hanged! (and I can't figure out why the hippy thinks I have something against him). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by CMplayer: And once we've hanged him steal his Y-wing! Yes, steal it and make it the centerpiece of a diorama of a bunch of ewocs having a love-in with Chewbacca! No. Put it in a BattleStar Galaxative diorama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Speedy: It's in the corner Mace next to Lars' blow up doll. Yes, I have a doll and I exploded it regularly with M80's. Next time try to spell "inflatable". Twit. SSN Hint Of The Day: Exercise chutzpah. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. That's vile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: While the innocent masses quiver in anticipation. There are no innocent masses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 19, 2003 Author Share Posted November 19, 2003 You're all just jealous of my versificationistic skillitude, my lean and mean rule-i-fying, and my toe-tapping, soul-searing, mullettudinous thread titles. If for that; petty jealousy, you feel the need to hang me, I say bring the rope. I shall come back to walk amongst you. I will be the first haunting of the MBT. Jealousy so becomes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Dalem preparing for his versifications and persiflages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: Dalem preparing for his versifications and persiflages... Is he trying to light that thing with one of those new nose hair trimmers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: Dalem preparing for his versifications and persiflages... Do not ask For Whom the Bell Tolls, It Tolls for Thee Bong! Bong! Bong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: Dalem preparing for his versifications and persiflages... Every man needs his own special Muse. dalem's goes for $65 per quarter ounce. "Pass it to me baby. Pass it to me slowly, Take some time for a little smile, before you let it go, We gonna hang around the shanty, mama And put a good buzz on Every night and day (if we can help it). We gonna hang around the shanty, mama And put a good buzz on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Sick, tired, world weary. There is a loathing that does not go out. Longing for the Apocalypso... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Every man needs his own special Muse. dalem's goes for $65 per quarter ounce. Hah! It's only $40 for a quarter in Florida!! Uh...or so I've been told. [ November 19, 2003, 12:21 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Sick, tired, world weary. There is a loathing that does not go out. Longing for the Apocalypso... Good! Seeing's how you aren't doing anything, if the demo is released before 5PM EST, how about sending the demo to my e-mail addie at home! That's a good fellow!! THE DEMO IS OUT!!!!!! Seanachai-did I mention that you are almost godlike in nature? Your compassion and willingness to assist those who are stuck at work is to be highly commended!!!!! [ November 19, 2003, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Sick, tired, world weary. There is a loathing that does not go out. Longing for the Apocalypso... Also slightly peckish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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