Berlichtingen Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Our Faire Queen Emma is an absolutely wonderful human being. Far better than you scum deserve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Well when you're sitting there in your rolling office chair checking out some web pages that you've made well I hope you can see me and this ragged company 'cause you know we won't ever leave you alone Bring you down, Gotz von Berli, bring you down We know that you are the King of the Underground And we will, send you dead flowers every morning send you dead flowers by the mail bring you dead flowers in the Peng Thread And we won't forget to put roses on your graveWow... this is the day that the monkeys achieve Shakespeare... well Jagger, but that's almost as good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 This seems apt: THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE tune: "Volga Boatmen" Happy Birthday! [thud!] Happy Birthday! [thud!] So you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near Happy Birthday! [thud!] Happy Birthday! [thud!] Happy Birthday! [thud!] Happy Birthday! [thud!] Death, destruction, and despair People dying everywhere Happy Birthday! [thud!] Happy Birthday! [thud!] Happy Birthday! [thud!] Happy Birthday! [thud!] Typhoid, plague and polio Coffins lined up in a row Happy Birthday! [thud!] Happy Birthday! [thud!] Happy Birthday! [thud!] Happy Birthday! [thud!] Now that you're the age you are Your demise cannot be far Happy Birthday! [thud!] Happy Birthday! [thud!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Originally posted by Lurkur: Now you know that Death is nearOk, here's a philosophical question... If you're Death, isn't Death always near? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Here's another, how do you blow out the candles on the cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 Originally posted by Lurkur: Here's another, how do you blow out the candles on the cake? I don't... I like fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 You know, I have several Thai recipes that are very similar to eating open flame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwazydog Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Time for a new one guys...this one is HUGE Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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