Aces_and_8's Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 AAAAH! Govenment service. 4 days to do nothing but lie about. Lessee, my Honey-Doo list and at the very top...Laundry. Hah! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: You mean the part where the ceiling fell down in our hotel bathroom in Canada because the Okies upstairs over-filled their hot tub and it all leaked down to us? Nah. We got a room upgrade for that. Bugger. You'd think the much more devastating disappointment she suffered later that evening would have gotten her a husband upgrade.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 14, 2004 Author Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: A lot you know. I'm the best thing that ever happened to herThank you, Boo. Just when I felt my life was pretty wretched, you come along and remind me that some people are so much more miserable than I could ever dream of being. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Ahem. I now own CMAK. I say about a week, then I start killing each of you bastards and your pixelated murder monkeys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Ahem. I now own CMAK. I say about a week, then I start killing each of you bastards and your pixelated murder monkeys. Well, you can tell from the huge amount of venom and spite being thrown into your ugly face that many people wish to stomp on your cranium and listen to it crack. So dutifully I step forward to be first. Send a QB setup, not over 1500 points. Let the battle start with my foot already raised. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Oh, happily shall I spit upon thine corpse, Noba. But first, I have to figure out these weird little tanks with two guns named after esoteric, dead Americans. And them wops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Oh, happily shall I spit upon thine corpse, Noba. But first, I have to figure out these weird little tanks with two guns named after esoteric, dead Americans. And them wops. Save the trouble - just choose the Italians. (Weather report - Fine, sunny, 32 degrees. Tomorrow I'm off to help run a Beach Touch Tournament. No turns for you sad sacks). Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 14, 2004 Author Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Oh, happily shall I spit upon thine corpse, Noba. But first, I have to figure out these weird little tanks with two guns named after esoteric, dead Americans. And them wops. Save the trouble - just choose the Italians. (Weather report - Fine, sunny, 32 degrees. Tomorrow I'm off to help run a Beach Touch Tournament. No turns for you sad sacks). Noba. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Ahem. I now own CMAK. I say about a week, then I start killing each of you bastards and your pixelated murder monkeys. * swoon * He's such a romantic....... * Sigh * 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Romantic, maybe. But, next thing you know he's gonna be all over your case about the bank balances, and then you'll get all defensive, and he'll have to apologise, and then it'll be tears all around and... Whew. Trust me, better pass on this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by Noba: (Weather report - Fine, sunny, 32 degrees. Tomorrow I'm off to help run a Beach Touch Tournament. No turns for you sad sacks). Noba. "Beach touch tournament"? If you guys are ON the beach, how tough is it to touch it? Aussies are weird! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 I think it would be more appropriate to be AT the beach. I don't want to know anything about WHAT they are touching. Do you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Ahhh Summer. Sand, sun, surf aint it just wonderful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 And now, a jolly donkeyesque singsong: Misery`s the river of the world Misery`s the river of the world The higher that the monkey can climb the more he shows his tail Call no man happy `til he dies There`s no milk at the bottom of the pail God builds a church The devil builds a chapel Like the thistles that are growing `round the trunk of a tree All the good in the world You can put inside a thimble And you still have room for you and me If there`s one thing you can say About Mankind There`s nothing kind about man You can drive out nature with a pitch fork But it always comes roaring back again Misery`s the river of the world Misery`s the river of the world Misery`s the river of the world For want of a bird The sky was lost For want of a nail A shoe was lost For want of a life A knife was lost For want of a toy A child was lost Misery`s the river of the world Misery`s the river of the world Everybody row! Everybody row! Misery`s the river of the world Misery`s the river of the world Everybody row! Everybody row! Everybody row! "Misery Is the River of the World" -Tom Waits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 That wasn't very jolly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 M'lady, would you kindly send me an invitation to the MBT alliance, so that I may help the cause. Your humble servant, v42below 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: That wasn't very jolly. [snout appears from behind a particularly scrubby bush] *sniff* I don't know... me tail convulsed a bit... which is always of note to some... [falls, stomach-down, on top of the rubber gnome, to produce a pleasantly appealing rush of compressed air] *sniff* Yeknod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by Nidan1: I think it would be more appropriate to be AT the beach. I don't want to know anything about WHAT they are touching. Do you? You have NO IDEA !! (wHAT AM i sAYING ?) Of course they have no idea. They be arse-freezers from way back. This is a competition for young, nubile, well "structured" young - did I say "young" already ? females...in "appropriate beach wear"... sigh, the things you see when you are "officiating" from the side lines. Oh yes. Most had their boyfriends / significant others as well. Not that I would consider them as significant, myself... Not only was the weather magnificent (at around 85 degrees that you pillocky lot would understand), but allied with a fresh-ish easterly breeze and 4 metre seas on a 1.2 metre swell.......... <font size=+3>SURF WAS</font> <font size=+5>UP !</font> Actually it was too big. Standing in waist deep water and watching waves 40 metres away coming DOWN from around 2.5 metres does, um, physically tighten certain body parts. (Fair Ladies excepted). Anyway, a perfick day was topped off by a loverly Lobster salad... Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 15, 2004 Author Share Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by Noba: Anyway, a perfick day was topped off by a loverly Lobster salad...Waste of a good lobster. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 It's a bright, bright sunshiney day here, too. Of course the temps only about 18F, which works out to about 0.062ml in Celcius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Anyway, a perfick day was topped off by a loverly Lobster salad...Waste of a good lobster. Steve </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Wow. Snowmobiling is pretty fun after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 From Hippy to Redneck at 60 MPH! YeeHaw! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 I WANT MY FIEFDOM! They can't take it away from me.... I'm starting to get the shakes... I need a fix... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 16, 2004 Author Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by Leeo: I WANT MY FIEFDOM! They can't take it away from me.... I'm starting to get the shakes... I need a fix... Go to kitty's link and you can still make an espionage choice . . . only one, so use it wisely . . . muahahahahahahahah! Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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