Seanachai Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by rune: Seanachai , To continue from the older thread, the first bottle is: Bushmills Malt 10 year old Single Malt irish Whiskey The second is: Glenfiddich Ancient Reserve [no, not you Boo] Single Malt aged 18 years. Again, I mention them since they are in Chicago, and you aren't. Rune It pains me to say this, Rune (you bastard; all praise to his ale and eats!), but the Irish couldn't make a decent single malt aged whisky to resurrect St. Finnegan. So the Bushmills is simply a very good quality Irish whisky, which is another way of saying: Something that needs to be drunk right now over ice. Telling us that you've got a 10 year old Irish whisky is like saying you've got a bottle of whisky that someone found shoved behind the old bottle of green creme de menthe and that bottle of Bailey's that was last used to poison the dog. And the Glenfiddich...weeelll, that's certainly a decent bottle of whisky. Ask any tourist at the Duty Free... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 'Course, I'd fall down and call even you a gentleman for a great big tumbler full of Bushmills right now. You know, the kind of glass you pour. I'm still after remembering your son rushing into the room, all excited, saying 'Dad, are you going to show them the new game now?!' And you holding up your hand like Caesar and stating 'No! Right now, we're drinking. Sit you down over there and wait.' You shoulda been draped in a toga of royal purple. As it was, I sang all the way back to Berli's. And he'll not thank you for that, that's certain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 One day, if I am so blessed by the Goddess, I'd like to have enough time and money to travel all over this incredible land, and e'en this planet, and piss in the front yard of every single one of you buggers. I've got a start, at least. Because, Rune, when you saw us off that night? We pissed in your front yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: People complain about the Insane all the time, but no one ever does anything... NOT TRUE! I know for a fact that you have been the target on more than several occasions of trumped up committment proceedings and euthanasia attempts (ranging from drenching your pillow with chloroform to casually pushing various unstable cornices from the tops of buildings where you live.). I mean, if you want to see results, you're going to have to start working WITH us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vskalex Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Peng bashing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by vskalex: Peng bashing Something new would be nice.... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by vskalex: Peng bashing Ferriners from Goober Nations ... whatcha gonna do? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Almost as bad as goobers from Utah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I would name the new 23rd planet Pong instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Glenfiddich is a decent bottle of whisky ! Both for drinking or gargling when you have a sour throat Anyway, i deserve to be recognised around here! First Emma made me a knight, then some sinister figure took my title away, and now i'm all lonely and sad. So someone fix it or somefink! Or to put it in good old Abbot's way : I craaaveee attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm still after remembering your son rushing into the room, all excited, saying 'Dad, are you going to show them the new game now?!' And you holding up your hand like Caesar and stating 'No! Right now, we're drinking. Sit you down over there and wait.' You shoulda been draped in a toga of royal purple. As it was, I sang all the way back to Berli's. And he'll not thank you for that, that's certain! Somehow, this gives me the warm feeling that all is right in the world. Steven, my lad, thank you for that visual imagery. I've often wondered how Berli would look stretching one hand 'round his head to plug his ears, face turned inside out, eyes tightly shut, with broken teeth falling out of his mouth from the grinding and a clawed hand stretching for your throat, all while driving 80 mph using only his knees to steer. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 SturmSebber said... So someone fix it or somefink! You've the tactical acumen of Noba, the wit of Nidan1 & the 'pair' of v4.2blow ... in short you've not got what it takes to be a Knight of the Cesspool… but then again neither does anyone else around here. I'll take you on as serf however because you do return turns quickly Old foul Joe fill out the forms for me there’s a good chap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Back from the airshow (which was outstanding, as usual) and with a totally new computer setup at work. Must say I’m enjoying XP Professional. Especially the total lack of driver support for all legacy systems, nice touch that… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by SturmSebber: Glenfiddich is a decent bottle of whisky ! Both for drinking or gargling when you have a sour throat Anyway, i deserve to be recognised around here! First Emma made me a knight, then some sinister figure took my title away, and now i'm all lonely and sad. So someone fix it or somefink! Or to put it in good old Abbot's way : I craaaveee attention! And you guys think WE have problems? Any whiny boy who uses good whisky as a gargle deserves an old fashioned whuppin'. Even if he did buy store bought stuff with taxes paid and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: And you guys think WE have problems? Short answer? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Off to Des Moines again in the morning ... the only good part in that is that I won't have to read this tripe while I'm gone. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vskalex Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: Something new would be nice.... Noba. Dear mr Knob, Happy to oblige. Try not to google for the solution, if even if this will keep you occupied for the rest of the week. [ August 03, 2005, 04:41 AM: Message edited by: vskalex ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />SturmSebber said... So someone fix it or somefink! You've the tactical acumen of Noba, the wit of Nidan1 & the 'pair' of v4.2blow ... in short you've not got what it takes to be a Knight of the Cesspool… but then again neither does anyone else around here. I'll take you on as serf however because you do return turns quickly Old foul Joe fill out the forms for me there’s a good chap? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 *Points and laugh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: the only good part in that is that I won't have to read this tripe while I'm gone.You mean what you just posted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 This and the fact Berli tried to kiss him, is the reason my Dog Elvis will not go into the front yard. Rune Originally posted by Seanachai: One day, if I am so blessed by the Goddess, I'd like to have enough time and money to travel all over this incredible land, and e'en this planet, and piss in the front yard of every single one of you buggers. I've got a start, at least. Because, Rune, when you saw us off that night? We pissed in your front yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 Originally posted by SturmSebber: Is it possible to be even more humiliated?Wow... are you EVER in for a surprise. A serf to Sir 37mm , me? The lovable near-knight everybody loves to hate? Moi?Now, now, now, now and then. My dear Stormsewer. You are about to become a member of a long and well established House, provided that Sir37mm doesn't lose interest or get distracted by something shiny on the ground and forget all about you. Founded by our grand Sire, JDMorse and upheld by my own Liege, Croda of the Nefarious Legions, maintained through these perilous times by myself and the Kaniggets, Nidan, Lurkur (ie, He Who Lurks. Hence the name.), and now Sir37mm. We've got pedigree out the wazzoo! And I'm not even talking about the obvious 4-footed type! Just this last year, we were listed in J. D. Power and Assoc as "One of the fastest growing Houses in the whole Pool... like an unchecked biohazard... makes the Black Death look like a case of the sniffles... sure bet to win the coveted 'Torquemada Rictus of Pain' award..." So you just may have hitched your wagon to a star, my foine, foine laddie. This truely is the darkest ,evilest and most disturbing thread i've ever came across. Even more disturbing than the time i saw Seanachai take a bath. I mean naked Gnomes are not my thing. That's not what it says in the restroom. Right next to: "For a more than inadequate time, call Joe Shaw". Anyway, it's either this or be a Belgian Waffle in "that thread that is best not mentioned, where TNT and waffles roam free", so there you go, you've got a yourself a Serf... Imagine how underwhelmed we all are. No. I'm serious. Really try to imagine. Can't, can ya? Thought not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by vskalex: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Something new would be nice.... Noba. Dear mr Knob, Happy to oblige. Try not to google for the solution, if even if this will keep you occupied for the rest of the week. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 4, 2005 Author Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Off to Des Moines again in the morning ... the only good part in that is that I won't have to read this tripe while I'm gone. Joe At this time, all our thoughts and prayers should go out to the poor people of Des moines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Des Moines? What kinda place is that I asked myself, normally I’d just guess it was one of those countless foreign hellholes you people choose to inhabit. However this time I’ve knowledge to help me and more specifically the ‘1993 edition of Blogg & Petkins idiot’s encyclopaedia of non-English places’. A few extracts include… Arkansas; dry, population is less that lots but more than ‘a few’, should be avoided Columbia; near Argentina, best avoided Ecuador; see Columbia New Zealand; apparently named after its resemblance to old Zealand, like Wales… probably Luxemburg; probably evil, best avoided … and Des Moines? Des Moines; Bill Bryson lived here once… we assume he avoids it, so should you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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