Dave H Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Quick update on all of my CM PBEMs: I don't have any!! Any of the rest of you maggots feel like everybody is just marking time right now, waiting for the Holy Grail of CMx2? What's everybody going to do if it turns out to be less fun than the original CMs? All of you going to jump off a bridge - not that there's anything wrong with that. We can only hope. That's why I've hopped off the CM bandwagon to try Down in Flames. Personally I think it's a better GAME than a flight simulator, because if your pilot dies there's no Save function to resurrect him. Besides, flight "simulators" are a joke - how good of a simulation of reality can it be if nobody ever got a scratch playing one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roqf77 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 no we wont. we wont make sanctimonisas holier than thou posts about it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by roqf77: no we wont. we wont make sanctimonisas holier than thou posts about it either.Oh go ahead. I'm sure you've got a good one in you somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 :mad: :mad: :mad: Wimmen. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by WC: Princess with a weenie, are you crying out for a good drubbing?I've enough opponents for the moment, so I'll have to turn you down. It's the best for your ego anyway. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Paulus Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 HMmmmm while waiting the next CM, there are some ways the renew the pleasure of playing the older ones ... "Watch out Sgt. Steiner there's a KV tank dead ahead !" Okay, with that you gonna have some problems with your wife CMTV : Combat Mission on TeleVision Paulus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Oooooohhhhh, let's find a way to jam the televisions of the heretics Axe and Dave so ALLLL channels are CM! Force them to revisit every bad mistake (i.e. every turn) they ever made in a scenario! Deny Axe the moose pr0n channel and Dave the "pro-bowling tour" The maggots are sure to slit their wrists with electrical razors. YESSSSSSSS! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: bwhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! [ July 27, 2005, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: Watson & Crick ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Moose pr0n? I wish! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Ju all sux...read my post in last thread, maggots. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: Ju all sux...read my post in last thread, maggots. :mad: :mad: :mad: What's the difference? I won't read them in here either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Who cares what you read anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 At least some of us can read. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: At least some of us can read. :mad: You tell him, _Axe_! And what does it matter that you can only do it for a short time before your lips get tired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: At least some of us can read. :mad: Indeed. when were you thinking of joining us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogdan Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by Von Paulus: Okay, with that you gonna have some problems with your wife CMTV : Combat Mission on TeleVision Woot ! Playing CM on TV ! Would be very nice with a big screen and a pair of headphones !! Don't bugger me with dinner ! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I wouldn't joke about moose porn. This was a recent news story up here in the greater Seattle area: "FRIDAY, JULY 15 There's no easy way to say it: Today brings the story of the Seattle man who was f**ked to death by an Enumclaw horse. This intricately twisted saga first burst out of the bestial underground into mainstream existence back on July 2, when a 45-year-old Seattle man was dropped off at the Enumclaw Community Hospital, where he was soon pronounced dead from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse. This collection of facts formed the core of today's Seattle Times report, which put the sickening scandal on the cultural map, and positioned Times writer Jennifer Sullivan as Horsegate's own Bob Woodward. Tomorrow Sullivan will continue her quest for the Pulitzer of Ick with a mind-bending follow-up report. Among the revelations: The Seattle man's specific cause of death was acute peritonitis (inflammation of the membrane that lines the abdomen) due to perforation of the colon; police believe the 40-acre farm northwest of Enumclaw was visited by "a significant number of people" who met over the internet and longed to f**k livestock; and, perhaps worst of all, a whole bunch of the interspecial f**king was caught on film, with authorities seizing hundreds of hours of videotape from the farm, including footage of men having sex with horses, and yes, including footage of the Seattle man getting fatally banged. Extra weird twist: Washington is one of 17 states that don't outlaw bestiality, leaving police with diminished prosecution options and inspiring the U.S. Humane Society to use the case during the next state legislative session as a prod for outlawing sex with animals in Washington. As for the true victims in this story—the fatally horse-f**ked man's family—the man's relatives told the Times they never suspected he was involved in bestiality, and admitted they were surprised when he purchased a Thoroughbred stallion earlier this year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by Bogdan: Don't bugger me with dinner ! :mad: I'm sure no-one here want's to bugger you at all!! :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 'cept Soddball. He's really a Penguin, but hangs out here every now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: I wouldn't joke about moose porn.... Oh, Axe takes it quite seriously. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: 'cept Soddball. He's really a Penguin, but hangs out here every now and then. TurnZ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 I say the same to you. TurnZ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Check your email now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 me idjot. me send bang-bang turn now. me sorry. me make publik apology, cause me make angry noize at you in publik. Me need drink. Feh, I hate you all. Yes, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Drinks help. Yea liver function! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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