PseudoSimonds Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Promises, promises, maggot!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Promises, promises, maggot!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: At least I keep mine. Didn't I promise to make your life miserable? If you would have attacked me earlier, you would have been thoroughly routed and defeated by now! Instead, it's just the tip of the proverbial molten TNT iceberg for you! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH the suffering and gnashing of teeth as the big boomies boom in the forest! Splintering wood and bone! And when the last tree in the woods falls, I doubt if any of your maggots will be alive to hear its crash! BWHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! :mad: The rest of you nonces can expect a similar fate if you would kindly send me a turn! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Be silent, you haxxor!!!11!11 :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Splattering of Sick, you worthless piece of badger dung, you wouldn't know molten TNT if your boyfriend lubed it up, jammed it up yer arse, having removed your head first, and pulled the pin to make it go splodie. Best you could ever pull off was Canuckian victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Hmmmm, I think the last little Rune bridge crossing abomination I killed you REAL REAL GOOOD! But perhaps that was the now defunct DaveH that got dismembered. Ahh, trips down TNT lane always makes me eye blood red. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: sigh Moving sux, yo!!! If you ever feel like you have nothing, try packing it all up and moving...four pick-up loads later and I still have ****e to move. AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Tuesday, August 2nd, AM...cable service will be hooked up at new place and then you sackless bags of rat droppings will feel like that freakey, horse-f*er when I jam my uber-Germanic armor right up yer arses. NOW DIE!!!!!!! Does that mean we will finally be able to continue that little scenario of ours ? :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Nobody to take the bai... I mean, offer ? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 My gawd, three weeks!!!! :mad: Axe, get a grip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 But rmemember, I have a nice new scenario out.... time for more torture? Rune Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Hmmmm, I think the last little Rune bridge crossing abomination I killed you REAL REAL GOOOD! But perhaps that was the now defunct DaveH that got dismembered. Ahh, trips down TNT lane always makes me eye blood red. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by rune: But rmemember, I have a nice new scenario out.... time for more torture? Rune Pseudo and I are suffering in one of your 50 + turn abominations where the krauts attack the americans on a mountain. After around 20 turns, we finally are fighting. Quite a few maggots are metamorphosing into flies and vacating the waffle carcass, making it harder to get an opponent :mad: If Wally and/or the presently decomputerized Mike want to play it when we finish our current battles and if the scenario is a combined arms battle and not an infantry only one, I suppose I can be tortured-again. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by Sergei: My gawd, three weeks!!!! :mad: Axe, get a grip! I think that is precisely THE problem. He has a grip on his naughty nightcrawler. May have something to do with that super glue I slipped in his vaseline. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Great, now I will have to lobotomize myself to get that off my mind. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Agreed then. I intend to smack you in this game and the next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: If Wally and/or the presently decomputerized Mike want to play it when we finish our current battles and if the scenario is a combined arms battle and not an infantry only one, I suppose I can be tortured-again. :mad: Beating the snot out of me is Torture for you??!! :mad: :mad: Perhaps you should try losing for more enjoyment then!! OK - you're on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 I just read this in the "odd news section" of the globe. Axe's could "farm out" his red wriggler. Worm farm in Oregon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Less news. More hate. :mad: :mad: No turns today. You suck. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Maggots. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Crapulent non-turn sending Maggots full of puss infested molten TNT! (Waste in the Crick excepted) Feh, I despise you all. Penguins I despise even more, if possible. Feckin' flightless birds what ain't even good eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Hi all. My dad went to the hospital yesterday, complaining of pain in his left arm and chest. Tests have revealed he suffered a minor heart attack. He's in critical care until he has an angiogram Friday, the results of which will reveal the next course of action. Keep a good thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Thoughts and prayers to you and the family, Jason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Thanks Pseudo. The hardest part is waiting right now. Dad's 55 with no history of heart disease in his family. His diet's pretty good but he's smoked since he was 20 (he's done now, he said) and has a bit of a beer belly which he plans to trim post-haste. P.S. -- Your box is waiting to go to the mailroom! (I won't be able to ship it until next week though. Ignore the ticking sound when it arrives.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: Hi all. My dad went to the hospital yesterday, complaining of pain in his left arm and chest. Tests have revealed he suffered a minor heart attack. He's in critical care until he has an angiogram Friday, the results of which will reveal the next course of action. Keep a good thought. I hope all turns out well. . It is pretty amazing what modern medicine can do. My father had quadruple bypass surgery 1.5 years ago. After 5 days in the hospital post-surgery, they sent him home. A month later and he says he feels like he is 40. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by _Axe_: Hi all. My dad went to the hospital yesterday, complaining of pain in his left arm and chest. Tests have revealed he suffered a minor heart attack. He's in critical care until he has an angiogram Friday, the results of which will reveal the next course of action. Keep a good thought. All the best to your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 And I'll try to whip out some turns later today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I wish a thorough recovery to Axe's father's heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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