Mace Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 You're of Irish descent, Seanachai?! The poor Irish, whatever did they do to deserve that? Anyhoo, Bappy Hirthday, ya daft nong bastard! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 And now, I must take my leave for approximately 18 months. The balmy sands of that garden spot of the Middle East call, yes, friends and neighbors, I get to go work on my tan in the lovely Iraq. Godspeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 BTW, in framing my reply, I was assuming that by "hometown" you were referring to the place I was born, namely Mobile, Alabama, and that you had come across that fact in some old thread where I mentioned it. All my comments referred to that place. Michael I finally get it! And all this time I’ve thought you were just nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: ONE HOUR BEFORE THE ENDING OF THE HOLIEST DAY ON EARTH, AND NOT ONE OF YOU FECKING TOADS, BESIDES BOO (WHO'S TOO DRUNK TO BE SURE) AND NOT A ONE OF YOU LOT HAS WISHED ME A HAPPY FECKING BIRTHDAY?! You wound me, child! I was the very vision of sobriety when I posted that. I... exuded self restraint and propriety. I had a self righteous attitude that would have made your staunchest Mormon look like a ticket scalper at a Roman bacchanal. You above all should know what a temperate person I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Umm...Happy Fecking Birthday, LATE, Seanachai Are Gnomes actually born? Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 It is with deepest regret that I must bode you well on your birthday a day (or so) late, Seanachai. I shall now go and beat Hiram soundly with a stick for my oversight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: You're of Irish descent, Seanachai?! The poor Irish, whatever did they do to deserve that?For starters, they used the rhythm method. Now we're cursed with Seanachai's singsongs for eternity. It all just makes sense sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: ONE HOUR BEFORE THE ENDING OF THE HOLIEST DAY ON EARTH, AND NOT ONE OF YOU FECKING TOADS, BESIDES BOO (WHO'S TOO DRUNK TO BE SURE) AND NOT A ONE OF YOU LOT HAS WISHED ME A HAPPY FECKING BIRTHDAY?!As if I'd wish you a happy anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Happy late birthday you capering man-thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: ONE HOUR BEFORE THE ENDING OF THE HOLIEST DAY ON EARTH, AND NOT ONE OF YOU FECKING TOADS, BESIDES BOO (WHO'S TOO DRUNK TO BE SURE) AND NOT A ONE OF YOU LOT HAS WISHED ME A HAPPY FECKING BIRTHDAY?! Happy Belated Birthday Steve... I only forgot because I didn't remember! A song for you...... "Happy Birthday" You know it doesn't make much sense There ought to be a law against Anyone who takes offense At a day in your celebration Cause we all know in our minds That there ought to be a time That we can set aside To show just how much we love you And I'm sure you would agree It couldn't fit more perfectly Than to have a world party on the day you came to be Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday........... Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday.......... I just never understood How a man who did us good Could not have a day that would Be set aside for his recognition Because it should never be Just because some cannot see The dream as clear as he that they should make it become an illusion And we all know everything That he stood for time will bring For in peace our hearts will sing Thanks to Stephen Hunter Pemble Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday....... Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday.......... Why has there never been a holiday Where peace is celebrated all throughout the world The time is overdue For people like me and you Who know the way to truth Is love and unity to all God's children It should never be a great event And the whole day should be spent In full remembrance Of those who lived and died for the oneness of all people So let us all begin We know that love can win Let it out don't hold it in Sing it loud as you can We know the key to unify all people Is in the dream that you had so long ago That lives in all of the hearts of people That believe in unity We'll make the dream become a reality I know we will Because our hearts tell us so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Well, its Tuesday night, Im having a beer, and life is generally good. Seanachai Happy birthday you sod. Im sorry I called you names ages ago, but I was young and my feelings were hurt. CavScout Take care out there. I would tell you to keep your head down and all that, but I bet you already know stuff like that. If you ever find yourself around Camp Bucca near Um Qasar, send me an email and I'll hook you up with a couple of buddies of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 So someone backs into my car while it's parked in front of a friend's house. They get out, check the damage (a rear q-panel), check to see if anyone's home, and upon no answer at the door, split. But a kind witness left me the make, model, time, day, and plate number on his business card stuck in my door. So first comes the kind letter suggesting she contact me (it's the across-the-street neighbor of my friends) for her insurance info. Whaddya think? A week before I report it if she doesn't contact me? Or should I have one of Lars' cousins pay her a visit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Hell, I'd've (that ought to make the punctuation grogs cringe, heheh) called the cops immediately and filed a report right then. They don't have to charge the person or take any action unless you wish to press charges, but it would have given you a stronger case if you have to take the person to court. You *need* a police report of the incident. Otherwise, I'd think a week is adequate time to give her to respond if she's going to do the "right" thing. I'd also try to go ahead and get the "witness" to sign and have notarized a statement of what they saw while 1) it's still fresh in their mind and 2) they are still willing to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Then again, is she a hottie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Lars hits the nail right on the head. The FIRST question you should be asking yourself is "is she hot" and if that is an affirmative, then you need to go down the "can I somehow use this situation to get into her panties"-avenue. Standard law school stuff really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 I think she's married. And Moraine, there was a slight delay because, since the witness wrote all the info on a business card, I figured it was from the guy who hit me. When he finally got back to me yesterday he informed me about the fact that he was merely a witness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 T'weren't judging you, dearest. Just stating the necessity of getting an incident report and a witness statement asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: I think she's married. And Moraine, there was a slight delay because, since the witness wrote all the info on a business card, I figured it was from the guy who hit me. When he finally got back to me yesterday he informed me about the fact that he was merely a witness. So... you're going to try to get into his pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I think she's married. And Moraine, there was a slight delay because, since the witness wrote all the info on a business card, I figured it was from the guy who hit me. When he finally got back to me yesterday he informed me about the fact that he was merely a witness. So... you're going to try to get into his pants? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: So... you're going to try to get into his pants? Its only fair. I mean, he rear ended Dalem first. An eye for an eye and all that...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: So... you're going to try to get into his pants? Its only fair. I mean, he rear ended Dalem first. An eye for an eye and all that...... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 She's blonde? Well, why didn't you say? I have experience in these matters as my last 3 girlfriends and ex-wife have been blonde. and like a moth to the flame, the current squeeze is another blonde. So, kind Dalem, pass all young hotties details over to the firm of 'Stuka, Stuka and Stuka' and we'll take care of the necessary 'groundwork'. You said she was married? No matter, we have experience in dealing with such trivialities also. Let proceediings commence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: I have experience in these matters as my last 3 girlfriends and ex-wife have been blonde.Still keeping count? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: I have experience in these matters as my last 3 girlfriends and ex-wife have been blonde.Still keeping count?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: She's blonde? Well, why didn't you say? I have experience in these matters as my last 3 girlfriends and ex-wife have been blonde... and like a moth to the flame, the current squeeze is another blonde. Obviously you have loads of money. It can't be good looks, or charm, or anything remotely sensible. You're a top bull****ter. Or maybe just a top sleaze. Right ? Nah. It's obvious..they "take advantage of you" when you have a skin-full - which is most of your waking hours. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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