Simon Fox Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Mitosis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Simon Fox: Mitosis Nerd-sex grog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Perhaps you prolonged absence and low brain cell count have affected you somewhat, Stuka. That twit may have a lower member number than you or I, but no email addy or location in his profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 If the twit to which you refer is the sex grog Simone Fox, the lack of profile information is of no matter to an experienced olde campaigner such as myself. Simian Fox hails from darkest western Oz. Of course I wouldn't expect a scum sucking newbie such as yourself to know this, you being so wet behind the ears and all... [ May 18, 2005, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: Stuka ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Indeed that is the twit I refer to. However, I am no SSN. I suggest you refrain from calling me that, lest I have you marooned in a sandy wasteland, scorching with cancer-causing radiation, full of degenerate inbred ex-convicts speaking a horrible dialect that resembles the mating call of a donkey, outnumbered only by japanese people with more cameras than limbs to operate them, made even less habitable by restrictions on the use of water to wash your car or your repugnant self for that matter. Wait a minute, where did you say you were from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Woo Hoo! You got me good there Einstein! Oh tis to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune! Now go away and anal-ise something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Anal-yse, "YSE", damn it!!! My analysis confirms that you are Australian. With me being human, it is obvious that any future attempt at conversation between us would be a fruitless exercise of inter-species communication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 'Conversation'?? You dare to presume to converse with me?!? You outgrow your station sirrah! I was merely 'farting in your general direction' and you take this to be 'conversation'? Feh! away with you, monkey-boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, good. Stuka's back! I only read his posts, actually, to remind myself what it was like to be young. Ah yes, "to be young". Youth is best seen from your own perspective my dear Seanachai, as for myself the nasty number 40 is looming on the not-too-distant horizon. Mind, on the bright side I do receive guesses of "late 20's" more often than not. Albeit from those of the coke bottle glasses variety. By your own admission you are spouseless and childless, and let me tell you Seanachai, you have stumbled on your old Unca Stukies secret formulae for eternal youth. Either of these two maladies will strip a young gent of the will to live, add years to the visage and cast a dim glow on the spark of life. Look at yourself Seanachai! Your youthful complexion and ruddy glow bespeaks wonders for your unspouselessness and childlessness! Who among us would wager that you are in fact on the wobbly side of 80? 5 things must ye know of the secrets of eternal youth and yay, for I shall empark these apon you my followers.... (a) Remain forever matrimonially unemcumbered. (z@) Forego the spawning of mini-me's. (paragraph 11b1) Get thee a big fat dirt bike and fang the living guts out of it at every opportunity. (623a-subsection 2) Devote your waking hours to the pursuit of young, blonde women. (75) Seek thee a state of permanent pissed as a parrottedness. Heed my words oh unworthy ones! Heed my words and follow me unto my kingdom of Valhalla and sit at the right hand of your Unca Stuky and forever enbibe at the keg of everlasting beer. Follow me all! except Lawyers... me hates lawyers... and I.T 'professionals' (you do not run companies, you serve them and the sooner you realise this the better)...and nerds...you guys are right out. Sorry Dalem but rules are rules. This Starwars side of you is like a triple layered geek pie smothered with lashings of geek sauce nestling on a lovely bed of fried geek with a side dish of geek hors d'oeuvres all washed down with a pint of freshly squeezed geek, so forget it. So sayeth the Lord Stuka... All rise.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: Simian Fox hails from darkest western Oz.Besides, IIRC he works with nasty germs and stuff. Best to suck up to him just in case he gets an inkling to release some modified version of Ebola. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: Indeed that is the twit I refer to. However, I am no SSN. I suggest you refrain from calling me that, lest I have you marooned in a sandy wasteland, scorching with cancer-causing radiation, full of degenerate inbred ex-convicts speaking a horrible dialect that resembles the mating call of a donkey, outnumbered only by japanese people with more cameras than limbs to operate them, made even less habitable by restrictions on the use of water to wash your car or your repugnant self for that matter. What? New Zealand? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: Follow me all! except Lawyers... me hates lawyers... and I.T 'professionals' (you do not run companies, you serve them and the sooner you realise this the better)...and nerds...you guys are right out. Sorry Dalem but rules are rules. This Starwars side of you is like a triple layered geek pie smothered with lashings of geek sauce nestling on a lovely bed of fried geek with a side dish of geek hors d'oeuvres all washed down with a pint of freshly squeezed geek, so forget it.Can we bring the stenographers? All rise....Yeh, thinking of the stenographers can do that. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 It's fun. Lightsabers galore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Simon Fox: Mitosis Err. Simon, grog extra-ordinaire...did you ever play ASL ? Locally, as in this fair city of Perth... or anywhere else, for that matter ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: However, I am no SSN.Compared to Stuka, you reek of cash sales Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: you do not run companies, you serve them and the sooner you realise this the betterCool... we'll just kick back like the rest of you slackers and see how much work you get done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Features a open fire and woodburner? That's just standard equipment hereabouts. What's the water temp anyways? Still got ice cubes floating in it? *shakes head* There's obviously not a romantic bone in your body Lars ! Do I really have to explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Features a open fire and woodburner? That's just standard equipment hereabouts. What's the water temp anyways? Still got ice cubes floating in it? *shakes head* There's obviously not a romantic bone in your body Lars ! Do I really have to explain? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Features a open fire and woodburner? That's just standard equipment hereabouts. What's the water temp anyways? Still got ice cubes floating in it? *shakes head* There's obviously not a romantic bone in your body Lars ! Do I really have to explain? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: All romantic, exotic, interesting, warm, fun and foreign locations seem to be right out for some reason. Looks like I'm just going fishing.Why do you keep contradicting yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: All romantic, exotic, interesting, warm, fun and foreign locations seem to be right out for some reason. Looks like I'm just going fishing.Why do you keep contradicting yourself? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Features a open fire and woodburner? That's just standard equipment hereabouts. What's the water temp anyways? Still got ice cubes floating in it? *shakes head* There's obviously not a romantic bone in your body Lars ! Do I really have to explain? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Go Here. If you dare... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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