Seanachai Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Okay, the last thread, because of an insufferable number of linked photos, became too large. Rules to follow. That was a shuddering moment of horror. The old thread locked for being too large (MrSpkr: I'm lookin' at you, Jimmy!), but the new one was not yet started. Disorienting. So, now we have our own Queen, the Emma Rex I, our own faith C of S (Church of Seanachai), and, well, we have become an Empire. Thus, the title. Here are the rules. Amaze us, entertain us. Post something wild, wittey and interesting. Most of you couldn't do that with an entire choir of sodding angels singing backup and the Bard of Avon whispering in one ear and Cyrano in the other, so if nothing else, try for an amusing challenge to one of the denizens. Most of them will tell you to sod off unless your challenge is quite good. But other halfwits that are newly arrived here, like yourself, might well go for it. Show all deference to our Fair Queen (screenname YK2) and the Ladies of the 'Pool, respect the Olde Ones, honour the Knights, laugh at the Squires and spit on the SSNs (begin with yourself; if you can't hit yourself, you will always be an SSN). Finally, keep within the limits of seemliness. We are scholars and gentlemen. The size of your organ might interest the boys at the bar, or be the talk of the trailer park, but here, we'd rather see wit than...well, what rhymes with wit and absorbs all your waking moments, eh? We have all sorts of ranks and rules and heirarchies and officials and a variety of household pets. You'll get to know what they are after we've told you about them. Sometimes we have to make them up just so we can tell you about them. Now, be a good lad, and bugger off. [ November 24, 2003, 05:43 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Rules, stretch, Rules!!!! You should know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Okay, the last thread, because of an insufferable number of linked photos, became to large. Rules to follow I blame MrSpkr. Just because I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 What was with that MrSpkr, anyway? Did the wife and kids leave for the weekend and he found the keys to the liquor cabinet? Or perhaps he was attempting to channel lenakonrad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Okay, the last thread, because of an insufferable number of linked photos, became to large. Rules to follow I blame MrSpkr. Just because I can. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Notice Kwazydog said that mine was "HUGE". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Don't blame Kwazy, If you didn't eat so much you wouldn't get so big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 25, 2003 Author Share Posted November 25, 2003 Right, I've edited my original post to add the rules and such. I, too, blame MrSpkr. I say that when Shaw next visits Texas he should kick him in the fork. Some idjit at work was demanding I do something, so I had to quickly reassert normality by posting the new Thread, and had to add the rules in as soon as they buggered off and left me alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJK Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Right, I've edited my original post to add the rules and such. I, too, blame MrSpkr. I say that when Shaw next visits Texas.... Somebody here mention the great state of Texas??? Wooooohoooooooo!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Oh no, not again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Amaze us, entertain us. Post something wild, wittey and interesting. Hah! The mighty Bard hath committed an erroneousness in the spellification arts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Sigh. Pillocks and ingrates, the lot of you. Except gjk (not worthy of capitalizing, let alone bolding), who is of course beneath contempt. I bring a sense of culture, of art, a certain bit of style, and you neanderthals are incapable of appreciating it. Of course, it did work everyone into a tizzy, and left Seanachai discombobulated, so it wasn't a total loss. Heck, I call that a win-win situation. Thanks, fellas. I feel better now. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by GJK: Somebody here mention the great state of Texas??? Wooooohoooooooo!!!!!Idiot There is nothing great about the state of Texas Idiot Posting a picture of Lonestar piss (well, it sure as hell ain't beer) does not further your cause. Idiot Leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Wow that last one ended fast. I'm sure it was the extranious use of wit and and manly challenges that cause the quick end. Or maybe it was the visual diarrhea provided by Mrspkr. That silly sot, the lot of ye can sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 So you bloody lot are in Africa now, eh? I hate bloody Africa. Makes you say things like 'bloody' a lot. Why? Who the hell knows? Is there a CMAK cheat code that you can enter to make your guys all yell: "Rommel, you magnificent sunuvabitch, I READ YOUR BOOK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: I blame MrSpkr. That's as it should be. Happened to notice in Bierce's "Unabridged Devil's Dictionary", the definition of attorney: Attorney. n. A person legally appointed to mismanage one's affairs which one has not himself the skill to rightly mismanage. Sums it up nicely, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Oh, look who wandered in with his pants on backwards and his make up all askew. It's my former leige, the oft tardy and constantly diaper-bound Croda. Miss your off ramp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 You guys should all put your pants back on and prove the title wrong. In the mean time Boo who remains, appropriately, signature bound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: I bring a sense of culture, of art, a certain bit of style, and you neanderthals are incapable of appreciating it. Once you get a little Pole up ya, there's no going back for you, is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Back, vile wretch. What's that? No, I'm talking to Leeo. What? Well, yes, that description could apply to any number of Poolers. Sigh. Yes, dear. Ahem. Oh, the heck with it. Sod off, Leeo, and know that your doom awaits in Sicily, with many long sharp gnashy teeth. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 25, 2003 Author Share Posted November 25, 2003 Ahem. I am proved a prophet. Well, I would be proved a prophet if I hadn't, in fact already declared myself a god, and by positive acclamation...or, rather, a ragged chorus of 'yeah, yeah, ****e, whatever, you're a god, now bugger off', been accepted as such here on the Peng Challenge Thread... Do you know, I lost track of that one myself. No idea where I was headed. Ah! As to prophecy. I said that there would be hard times. We are, in fact, in the End Times. Witness KwazyDog's locking of our Thread at a mere 257 posts. He locked the Goodalers at about the same level. And, when questioned by the egregious Snarker, he has replied: Whatever works guys. As I only have time to check the forum every so often and as those threads were probably going to hit the 300 mark before I checked again, I figured Id give them a new start. Generally 300 is fine if there is only one ot two such threads but generally 200-250 would be better. Ill lock this one up too now Do you see? Do you see that we will soon be in a battle to the death with the vile Goodalers? BFC Moderators are starting to mutter about 'only on or two such threads'. The message is clear. There can be only One. And we will be 'The One'. Rally, all you sons of the Cesspool! The limited resources of the Board are being brought to the sticking point...or something like that. We must destroy the Cheery Waffle, that covers the body politic like badly flavoured and vermin infested dough. The Apocalypso is coming. Ask not for whom the steel drums toll, they toll for thee! By God, and St. Bauhaus, mount up! We ride to battle with the Goodalers! There can be only one thousand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: By God, and St. Bauhaus, mount up! We ride to battle with the Goodalers! There can be only one thousand! Yeah, yeah, yeah, which way to the logger's tavern? Don't you owe me the continuation of your charge across the open into the face of my "Armored Cars El Diablo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 25, 2003 Author Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: Don't you owe me the continuation of your charge across the open into the face of my "Armored Cars El Diablo?" No. Your setup was found to be naughty in the eyes of Seanachai. You're lucky you didn't end up on the 'Abominations' list. You'll get the damn return file when I'm drunk enough to justify my horrible tactical decisions. Now, sing. Sing, Leeo! Sing a song of victory over the Goodalers, you West Coast pillock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 You utterly repulsive and useless lot of pathetic witless sods! It sickens me to even see you writhe in your worthless existance you call cess. As far as i can tell this lot doesn't deserve the pool anymore. those TNT chucking Goodewaffelers will over run you in no time. Now i may only be a wee lettel SSN. But I've been around since before CMBO was a demo and by God, no not you seany poo sit back down and stop drooling all over Boo, I won't sit here and let this pool be over run by those bloody fools! Shape up or i'm leaving! And then Goodfawaffle will get another TNT chucking minion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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