dalem Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 I was away, now I am back. Figure that one out if you can. I have several pages of drivel to catch up on, but until then, I assure you that I continue to despise you all with the cold and slimey loathing usually reserved for things that you have to clean out of your drain by hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Tell me -- in the cell, did Noba play the part of 'Bubba' or was it you? Look for a setup, both of you. Pillocks. Steve Why would either of us want to play the part of your brother-in-law? Really, Steve sometimes you just don't make any sense. You tell me you're sending me a set up and instead you send me your second move in a game you're playing against Leeeeeeo. You been drinking vanilla extract right out of the bottle again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Tell me -- in the cell, did Noba play the part of 'Bubba' or was it you? Look for a setup, both of you. Pillocks. Steve Why would either of us want to play the part of your brother-in-law? Really, Steve sometimes you just don't make any sense. You tell me you're sending me a set up and instead you send me your second move in a game you're playing against Leeeeeeo. You been drinking vanilla extract right out of the bottle again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: I was away, now I am back. Figure that one out if you can. I have several pages of drivel to catch up on, but until then, I assure you that I continue to despise you all with the cold and slimey loathing usually reserved for things that you have to clean out of your drain by hand. Ahh dalem , welcome back, you hippie you. Now that you have finished demonstrating your inability to be missed around here, take time out to REALLY smell the flowers. When you have caught up on your reading, try moving the finger over the letters more quickly - and keep them off the screen - the streaks make it harder to read, send me a set up. You will join others from your landmass to be thrashed. You have cowered away from us long enough. You need to be shown that your insignificance, is insignificant ! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: I was away, now I am back. Figure that one out if you can. I have several pages of drivel to catch up on, but until then, I assure you that I continue to despise you all with the cold and slimey loathing usually reserved for things that you have to clean out of your drain by hand. Ahh dalem , welcome back, you hippie you. Now that you have finished demonstrating your inability to be missed around here, take time out to REALLY smell the flowers. When you have caught up on your reading, try moving the finger over the letters more quickly - and keep them off the screen - the streaks make it harder to read, send me a set up. You will join others from your landmass to be thrashed. You have cowered away from us long enough. You need to be shown that your insignificance, is insignificant ! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 I'm off to Scottsdale tomorrow lads, back late Thursday, then off to Denver again on Sunday ... busy, busy, busy. I find that I've been woefully late in turns lately and for that I'd like to say that I'm truly sorry ... I'd LIKE to say that but it wouldn't be true now would it? I mean after all it's YOU lot that I'm playing and why in world would I willingly do something that would land MORE of your emails in my inbox? Nonetheless I DID want to let you know that I have a damned good reason for not sending turns for the next week or two ... which really isn't any different than the last three weeks as far as turns go ... except that THIS week I have a damned good reason, unlike the last three weeks or so when I didn't. By the way I expect to see some drastic improvement in the place when I do return. OGSF I'm not sure where I'll be staying in Denver the week of the 27th ... someplace obscure I think ... but if you're of a mind to get together shoot me an email and we can discuss. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 I'm off to Scottsdale tomorrow lads, back late Thursday, then off to Denver again on Sunday ... busy, busy, busy. I find that I've been woefully late in turns lately and for that I'd like to say that I'm truly sorry ... I'd LIKE to say that but it wouldn't be true now would it? I mean after all it's YOU lot that I'm playing and why in world would I willingly do something that would land MORE of your emails in my inbox? Nonetheless I DID want to let you know that I have a damned good reason for not sending turns for the next week or two ... which really isn't any different than the last three weeks as far as turns go ... except that THIS week I have a damned good reason, unlike the last three weeks or so when I didn't. By the way I expect to see some drastic improvement in the place when I do return. OGSF I'm not sure where I'll be staying in Denver the week of the 27th ... someplace obscure I think ... but if you're of a mind to get together shoot me an email and we can discuss. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My, oh my what a wonderful day! Plenty of sunshine heading my way Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Mister Bluebird on my shoulder It's the truth, it's actch'll Ev'rything is satisfactch'll Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Wonderful feeling, wonderful day! Thanks, YK2. It's nice to read "warm" thoughts, even as one's extremities turn numb from cold. In fact, the heat came back on late yesterday, and I'm choosing to believe that your jolly little sing-song may have had something to do with it. Good karma and all that. One more thing. Since you appear to hold considerable sway with the powers that be (The heat is back on, I tell you all, it actually came back on! And after only 3 days of outside temperatures that approached the freezing point...) how about a jolly sing-song that places Focker back under his cabbage? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My, oh my what a wonderful day! Plenty of sunshine heading my way Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Mister Bluebird on my shoulder It's the truth, it's actch'll Ev'rything is satisfactch'll Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay Wonderful feeling, wonderful day! Thanks, YK2. It's nice to read "warm" thoughts, even as one's extremities turn numb from cold. In fact, the heat came back on late yesterday, and I'm choosing to believe that your jolly little sing-song may have had something to do with it. Good karma and all that. One more thing. Since you appear to hold considerable sway with the powers that be (The heat is back on, I tell you all, it actually came back on! And after only 3 days of outside temperatures that approached the freezing point...) how about a jolly sing-song that places Focker back under his cabbage? Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: OGSF I'm not sure where I'll be staying in Denver the week of the 27th ... someplace obscure I think ... but if you're of a mind to get together shoot me. Joe On the chance that OGSF isn't up to the task of shooting Joe, I volunteer to travel to Denver and stand in for him (actually in OGSF's case, I'm guessing it'd be more like slouching in for him, but I digress). All I'm asking of you lot is a plane ticket. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: OGSF I'm not sure where I'll be staying in Denver the week of the 27th ... someplace obscure I think ... but if you're of a mind to get together shoot me. Joe On the chance that OGSF isn't up to the task of shooting Joe, I volunteer to travel to Denver and stand in for him (actually in OGSF's case, I'm guessing it'd be more like slouching in for him, but I digress). All I'm asking of you lot is a plane ticket. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: ...I have kinfolk down there...Boo, this confession inspires a collage of images too macabre to elucidate. Plus you made me bombard my own guys and for that we calls you a nasty, thieving, tricksy little hobbit. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: ...I have kinfolk down there...Boo, this confession inspires a collage of images too macabre to elucidate. Plus you made me bombard my own guys and for that we calls you a nasty, thieving, tricksy little hobbit. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Papa Khann: ... how about a jolly sing-song that places Focker back under his cabbage? Papa I wonder if this was ever a chart hit I have no idea of the tune, so try whistling Dixie or somefink.. Bile Them Cabbage Down Went up on the mountain just to give my horn a blow Thought I heard my true love say, Yonder comes my beau. Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Took Gaylord to the blacksmith shop, To have his mouth made small. He turned around a time or two And swallowed shop and all Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Possum in a ‘Simmon tree, Raccoon on the ground Raccoon says you son-of-a-gun, Shake some ‘Simmon's down Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Someone stole my old 'coon dog,Wish they'd bring him back. He chased the big hogs through the fence, And the little ones through the crack Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Met a possum in the road, Blind as he could be Jumped the fence and whipped my dog, And bristled up at me Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Once I had an old gray mule, His name was Simon Slick He'd roll his eyes and back his ears, And how that mule would kick Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. How that mule would kick, He kicked with his dying breath. He shoved his hind feet down his throat, And kicked himself to death Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Well Papa if that song doesn't have Gaylord running for cover back under his cabbage then nothing will.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Papa Khann: ... how about a jolly sing-song that places Focker back under his cabbage? Papa I wonder if this was ever a chart hit I have no idea of the tune, so try whistling Dixie or somefink.. Bile Them Cabbage Down Went up on the mountain just to give my horn a blow Thought I heard my true love say, Yonder comes my beau. Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Took Gaylord to the blacksmith shop, To have his mouth made small. He turned around a time or two And swallowed shop and all Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Possum in a ‘Simmon tree, Raccoon on the ground Raccoon says you son-of-a-gun, Shake some ‘Simmon's down Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Someone stole my old 'coon dog,Wish they'd bring him back. He chased the big hogs through the fence, And the little ones through the crack Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Met a possum in the road, Blind as he could be Jumped the fence and whipped my dog, And bristled up at me Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Once I had an old gray mule, His name was Simon Slick He'd roll his eyes and back his ears, And how that mule would kick Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. How that mule would kick, He kicked with his dying breath. He shoved his hind feet down his throat, And kicked himself to death Bile them cabbage down, Turn them hoecakes round The only song that I can sing, Is bile them cabbage down. Well Papa if that song doesn't have Gaylord running for cover back under his cabbage then nothing will.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: ...I have kinfolk down there...Boo, this confession inspires a collage of images too macabre to elucidate. Plus you made me bombard my own guys and for that we calls you a nasty, thieving, tricksy little hobbit. Papa </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: ...I have kinfolk down there...Boo, this confession inspires a collage of images too macabre to elucidate. Plus you made me bombard my own guys and for that we calls you a nasty, thieving, tricksy little hobbit. Papa </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 I would like to relay that on a cold, dark, clankety night, I beat Boo like a red-headed stretch monkey. Seventy-something to twenty-something. He will next die cold and in the rain on flat steppe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 I would like to relay that on a cold, dark, clankety night, I beat Boo like a red-headed stretch monkey. Seventy-something to twenty-something. He will next die cold and in the rain on flat steppe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: I would like to relay that on a cold, dark, clankety night, I beat Boo like a red-headed stretch monkey. Seventy-something to twenty-something. He will next die cold and in the rain on flat steppe. Don't brag about something that everyone has done. Boo is probably the most patheic CM player (outside of you of course) that I have encountered. Probably the most pathetic human being as well...after all he had me as a squire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: I would like to relay that on a cold, dark, clankety night, I beat Boo like a red-headed stretch monkey. Seventy-something to twenty-something. He will next die cold and in the rain on flat steppe. Don't brag about something that everyone has done. Boo is probably the most patheic CM player (outside of you of course) that I have encountered. Probably the most pathetic human being as well...after all he had me as a squire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: I would like to relay that on a cold, dark, clankety night, I beat Boo like a red-headed stretch monkey. Seventy-something to twenty-something. He will next die cold and in the rain on flat steppe. I've been holding this for an appropriate time. All pile on Boo ! I chased Boo around the map with only pointed sticks. He just upped and ran for home waving a white flag. Looked like boxers, so I didn't get too close. He won't dare challenge me again, being from Ohio, which smells suspiciously like France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: I would like to relay that on a cold, dark, clankety night, I beat Boo like a red-headed stretch monkey. Seventy-something to twenty-something. He will next die cold and in the rain on flat steppe. I've been holding this for an appropriate time. All pile on Boo ! I chased Boo around the map with only pointed sticks. He just upped and ran for home waving a white flag. Looked like boxers, so I didn't get too close. He won't dare challenge me again, being from Ohio, which smells suspiciously like France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Piling on Boo is not necessarily a bad thing; however, it is quite revolting when you guys mention that Boo is hiding Foul Joe's false teeth 'somewhere in his pants', then clap and watch as the Senile Citizen does his best impression of 'Octopusboy on his first date' while Boo leans back and spreads 'em. I mean, really, there IS a reason that sort of thing is illegal in most states. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 Piling on Boo is not necessarily a bad thing; however, it is quite revolting when you guys mention that Boo is hiding Foul Joe's false teeth 'somewhere in his pants', then clap and watch as the Senile Citizen does his best impression of 'Octopusboy on his first date' while Boo leans back and spreads 'em. I mean, really, there IS a reason that sort of thing is illegal in most states. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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