mike the wino2 Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 And away we go again. AAAAAARRRRGGHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: [ February 21, 2003, 02:38 AM: Message edited by: mike the wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgian Dubh Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Wahoooooooooo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 I am utterly appalled at the designer of the KV-8S flame tank. Count yourself lucky, whiner Stygian Dubya, I've still got tons of PBEMs going, but if you want to go ahead and start, that probably works, since no one here is particularly prompt about sending turns back. I'd prefer to do a QB rather than a scenario, though. Soddball's disaster has spoiled my taste for scenarios. Perhaps a little attack/defense on one of the BCR campaign maps? You can pick the other settings. [ February 18, 2003, 05:47 PM: Message edited by: Becket ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 19, 2003 Author Share Posted February 19, 2003 Let's take a trip back in time. It was spring time, 2002 and a young lad in search of a free web-based email service as his disappointment in all things Microsukt reached its peak with "Hotmail". Sure its free but who really needs that much porn spam? I mean it was so bad I would have to check it twice a day to clear enough space for my PBEM games to continue. I was always asking for turns to be re-sent. Someone recommended "Softhome.net". It is free (good), its web-based so when I move it stays where I can find it (another plus). On the down side I receive "targetted" email ads. Not too bad but not as exciting as the offers of free goat porn that Microsukt seems to think the entire world enjoys. Flash forward to this morning. I receive an advertisement as I am checking for turns from you sacks of maggots. Not too bad except one from Softhome.net explaining that my account is being "modified" and that total monthly file transfer is being reduced, etc. WTF?!?!? Great big steaming piles of moose **** the whole lot of 'em. The bunch of heartless pricks tells me I can "upgrade", by paying $12/yr, back to what I had before. As such I will most likely be changing email accounts again. If anything gets bounced as undeliverable let me know and if anyone has ideas for another free web-based email service let me know. Hey Becket I was so flustered I deleted your file before saving. Please re-send last turn as I really like watching your tankettes rally race the game away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Thank the gods, a new thread. I was getting lost trying to wade through all the crying and wailing and gnashing of teeth in the last one. Little hint, never play one of Berli's maps. They look really neat but they are a pain in the wazoo. Just ask Becket. I have crushed his armor force and haven't had to lift a finger. Now we shall see if his grunts can handle a buttwad of TNT right up the patootie. Hey McMuffin, quit hiding behind your real life and send me another turn. Trying to hold back all this TNT is really straining my hard drive. <fontsize +2>GRRRRRRRRRRRR</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: [ February 18, 2003, 06:12 PM: Message edited by: sgtgOOdy ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcgivney Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Speaking of which, I sent you a turn today. Did you get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 wino, you're a nitwit. But I shall resend you the latest riveting turn in Soddball's masterpiece. As for you, Goody (did you change your capitalization to make your name look like boobs fer chrissake?), while I concur that the map is sick, I am amused by your TNT and the tanks were unnecessary. Come out of the swamp and take your medicine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 <font size=+2>GRRRRRRRRRR</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: Because I just figured out the font command. Don't worry oh troublesome priest, my infantry are lighting the fuses on some horrific TNT as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Other Means Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 wow. there's a lot of love in this room. here's a little trick i came up with for free email services & spam. don't shout it from the rooftops as it can be easily countered. when you create an eamil account, define you name as having a few double underscores in it. i.e. mike__the__wino__@hotmail.com so far my hotmail address has had ZERO spam & it uses the double underscore trick. also, don't give it out in things like your profile as their bots are getting clever at parsing pages & finding them. give it a go, tell me if i'm just lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 19, 2003 Author Share Posted February 19, 2003 hotmail just plain bites monkey balls. Zipping and unzipping files...pah! Too much like work for me. mcgivney (spelled correctly but not bolded because you only get one out of two) file received but what the hell is with that numbering system? It can't be your IQ because it has more that one digit. IF YOU EXPECT ME TO REMEMBER THE DATE AND SEND TURNS PROMPTLY, YOU SIR, ARE SADLY MISTAKEN. Can't we just have _001, followed by _002, and then _003? That is about the max my liquor soaked grey matter can handle. Becket I can't wait to get home and see your brand new flaming bit of debris on MY battlefield. That's right mister you can have the racetrack on the outside but dem flags is gonna be flying the swastika at the end of this here game. Dave H if I remember correctly you work for the Census bureau (sic), right? If so, I know that your work is crucial in providing essentail services to the citizens of this great land. I must raise a matter with you at this time. It is of the highest priority that a bar or high-quality liquor store be near my home in order to keep me from careening around like a sauced-monkey when the malted beverage supply is low at Casa de Vino. I implore you to correct this situation immediately to restore sanity and safety to my neighborhood. And the matter of Berli maps....ugh. Started a game against him that was set in bombed out town and he continued to rain down TNT for 3 turns sraight. The troll himself couldn't even handle the stench and quit our game in turn 3. Rumour has it that he even quit playing CMBB or maybe the internet access to his cell was restricted. [ February 18, 2003, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirill S. Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Looks like this will become a new tradition akin to the "Peng Challenge": The "Ale Waffle Threats". Please count me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: Dave H if I remember correctly you work for the Census bureau (sic), right? If so, I know that your work is crucial in providing essentail services to the citizens of this great land. I must raise a matter with you at this time. It is of the highest priority that a bar or high-quality liquor store be near my home in order to keep me from careening around like a sauced-monkey when the malted beverage supply is low at Casa de Vino. I implore you to correct this situation immediately to restore sanity and safety to my neighborhood.What's the problem, is the West Coast supply of Colt 45 running low? I have a couple of problems with your request. 1. The Census Bureau collects information. It does not operate either bars or high-quality liquor stores. Sorry. 2. I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 19, 2003 Author Share Posted February 19, 2003 Dave H you are a turd. In a world full of turds you are a floater. Defying all attempts to make it just go away, you keep floating to surface to the annoyance and embarassment of all. AND you won't even help with me with my one teensy request. BTW, did that M17 even get off one shot before it was taken out by my uber-truppen? [ February 19, 2003, 12:21 AM: Message edited by: mike the wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tanklord Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 So this is your current excuse for not sending me a setup? You don´t need to do this charade in public, just let me know if it was to much for you when my Überhamsters threw your canadian lumberjacks and their "wheels" of the map. No need to ditch another mailservice trying to save face, running from the problem never helps. [ February 19, 2003, 01:01 AM: Message edited by: The Tanklord ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 19, 2003 Author Share Posted February 19, 2003 The Tanklord , the last file you sent showed our little battle ended in a draw. Granted it was 47-52 in your favor but still a draw. More than willing to send you a set-up when you upgrade to CMBB capable machine. Or should I send you a CMBO set-up to tide you over? Bone_Vulture WTF?!?!? What kind of sick sister-luvin-sackless-dirtbag are you? Vanilla Ice? That is completely uncalled for. {editted because that Vanilla Ice ****e can't be ignored, it's just too damn obscene) [ February 19, 2003, 03:08 AM: Message edited by: mike the wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletRat Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Free email without zippage or spam? Yahoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Bone_Vulture: Warm welkom To ALL CMBB Homosexuall minority... konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: Teddy I love what you have done with Soddball's sig line. It makes me all warm and fuzzy every time I see it.Thank you, kind sir. It almost makes our slog through the Black Forest seem worthwhile. Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Warm welkom To ALL CMBB Homosexuall minority... I didn't know homosexuals had minorities... Anyway: Ice ice baby, too cold too cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 MY EYES, MY EYES. That was the meanest thing anyone has ever done. Did you know, wino that unless I'm playing at night, I can't see a damn thing happening in that scenario? I just pick the red squares and send them after the blue squares. That should explain a bit. Goody, if you'd stop cowering there in the marsh, I'd beat you up but good. Then again, the smell of your troops might overpower us, so stay there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgian Dubh Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Cor! That Vanilla Ice crap needs to stop or someone needs some serious sorting out. Becket: I will be sending you a set-up as soon tomorrow (probably). Today was nearly a total loss CMBB wise, but I did get my turn out to Wallybob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 20, 2003 Author Share Posted February 20, 2003 OMFG!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: First the Vanilla Ice crap by Stoned_Felcher and now this, no sound for CMBB. I know that some of you sackless-half-wits know a bit about comps and BFC has ignored my query for 2 hours now. GGGGAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!! Mutha-pucking-tool-of-the-devil. How in the hell am I to enjoy thwarting Beket ,throttling Dave H , smacking mcgivney and booting Soddball with no sound? All other apps (games) run fine. The re-size screen window came up, it was correct, hit ok and now no sound. Weird thing is, I have not changed my screen size so I don't know what that was about. No turns until the evil-bitch-box behaves and I am once again serenaded by the screams of the pixel-comrades that make me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Dear MasterGoodale. Unless you get off of your (pick one)1.lazy, 2. sick, 3. moronic, 4. slacker non TNT chucking, 5. petulant (pick one)1. arse, 2. recliner, 3. beer keg, 4. female relative, 5. maggot I shall be forced to assume that you concede the PBEM game we have had. I have had no response since the 11th of this month. If life has intervened, I understand. Simply tell me that there has been a...delay of game. If not, I'M CALLING YOU A NON-TNT CHUCKIN', NON-TANKIN', FOOL! Sincerely, Your most humble opponent, Wallybob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 20, 2003 Author Share Posted February 20, 2003 unistalled, re-installed. sound back. turns out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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