mike the wino2

WHO DOTH SUMMON FORTH THE FURY AND ANGER? :mad: :mad: Oh, its only Dave H, hmmmm, something not right.....WTF?!?! MAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOT, WHO GAVE YOU THE WITLESS NOTION THAT YOUR SIG LINE COULD BE CHANGED? :mad: I demand restoration of your sig, no, an update, yes, an update. :mad: You sig line will now read: "Only a gamey pansy gets a cool sig like this". OR "Knowing to quit when you are ahead is damn sight better than I could muster." Yes, that will satisfy me until you can gather enough juevos to challenge AND win, none of your half-arsed, limp-wristed, sackless, goat-shagging draw sh*t. :mad: Just because my kind-hearted, helluva-nice-guy, drunk-off-his-arse alter ego gave you a pass, that don't mean crap to me. SIG LINE, NOW. MAGGOT [ May 08, 2003, 09:27 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino2 ]

You don't have to really try all that hard to defeat me...just ask Becket . That knuckle-dragging, Nascar-fan did it while house hunting and holding down a full-time job. At least I think medical research test monkey qualifies as a full-time job.

Becket I will believe it when I can't deny ever have recieved the file. Please send via certified email. Dave H is on the receiving end of hordes of Russian tanks. Some whining about the failures of "German uber-tanks" when confronted with superior tactical acumen (mine). Suck it up junior, you never heard the brave Nazis send snivelling little notes back to Berlin. "The '42 German armor is obviously modelled wrong as evidenced by the numerous lifeless hulks on the icy Russian steppes. Der Fuehrer, please fix or do somefink" Beowolf is probably taking today and tomorrow to set up his forces in MasterGoodale's latest offering. This one may take awhile. Tanklord is back. Had to remind him that turns need to be SENT for gameplay to continue. *pats the dim lad on the head* "That's a good boy" mcgivney is being given the boot for failure to respond within 2 weeks. Too bad I really wanted to destroy his forces. I have a couple of untested scenarios from none other than Soddball *pause for cheers* *crickets* Well then, which one of you mother-humping, limp-wristed, low-IQ-having nit-wits is up for a game? :mad: :mad: :mad: [ March 18, 2003, 03:47 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Thanks Schrullenhaft . It just seems like a whole lot of work, and risk, to access what are harmless files. I guess no one sends .txt viruses so PBEM files are unaffected. *sighs* Thank goodness I have numerous web-based email addies to receive scenarios on.

I did a search but I didn't see anything about this. Zipped, file size limitations, etc they were all there but this is bit different. I have, over the last 2 days, been to download scenarios, both zipped and unzipped. I am running XP, on a P4 2.4, 256 RAM and using Outlook Express. Is this an anti-virus issue? I have been able to receive scenarios, both zipped and unzipped, on my web-based email accounts so all is not lost if no solution exists. Additionally, it is not a file size limitation as this morning's failure included a PBEM turn that was larger than the scenario and the PBEM saved normally. The scenario was in the attachment list but was greyed out, just like before. Any thoughts, suggestions or ideas? Thanks in advance. [ March 18, 2003, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Originally posted by MasterGoodale Yea, yea. Got the scenario I will judge on the TNT content of said scenario. Feel free to get back to fellating the neighbor's dog, brushing your single tooth, giving yourself a home tattoo or whatever else you inbreds do. Beowolf I hope you have taken this brief pause to grow yourself half-pair so that I may kick them straight through your thick skull. Email out tonight. See Becket, Inferno is a REAL-TNT-CHUCKING-MASTERPIECE. Crap there is hardly anything left that's NOT on fire. Take those 2 tin cans you got hovering near my flag...let's see how they burn. Dave H I completely misunderstood, I thought a "Meeting Engagement" meant we both move towards the objective not that you start out in the middle of town shooting at my fine socialist forces. No bother your gameyest tactics will save you not. Germans to the front, Stalin to the rear...forward it is then. [ March 18, 2003, 12:06 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

What really surprised me is the fact that all of the photos that I have seen of the Nazi leaders, they are all sitting side by side. Not a chair between them. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Lies, deciet, half-truths, lackwits, it's all here....with one exception: that lowlife mcgivney. Tick-tock, tick-tock, a turn or your head on the block. The choice is yours but as you were losing it matters not. If anyone hears from the toad get him back on track. Killing only one of his 3 T-34s gave me some satisfaction but there is the matter of the other 2 that needs to be resolved.

Yes, I was joking....or was I?

The whole "gay" thing has been thrown around repeatedly. I have a book, packed away someplace, that states that when the SA were surprised there "three, four and even more men to a room" (not a direct quote). There are so many theories as to why Hitler did what he did. Last week I heard the "Hilter had syphilis and that drove him mad", but this one has been running around for awhile. It's all supposition and conjecture as the only person who could have explained it died a very long time ago. Even if he could have explained it, would it have made sense to anyone else? Look up the beginnings of the Nazis as well. What a far cry from their beginnings to where they ended up. It really makes you scratch your head even more.

Michael Dorosh I went back and looked at the following URL and for the life of me, I couldn't find anything on "SS", "Waffen-SS" or even anything about WW2. All it is some sort of "search engine"??? :confused: That wasn't very helpful. This web page sucks. [ March 17, 2003, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

"The Night of the Long Knives". The leaders of the SA were surprised in a hotel, escorted outside and most were shot. They were surprised because they were all in bed with one another. :eek: Maybe Hilter's exclusion from the all-male-love-fest was one of greatest disappointments and that drove him to the final solution. Who knows, but it explains why the Nazi's were such snappy dressers.

Turns should out to all. But as previously mentioned I got pissed as a goat yesterday so if I missed anyone let your whining begin. Dave H thanks for asking, I have to smuggle all the decent adult beverages in and hide them so that unwashed masses don't covet the slew of beers, liquors and wine that take up all of one closet. BTW, the "one for you, one for me" philosphy doesn't work well when pouring at a wine tasting. [ March 17, 2003, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Well now, WeeWolf I am still am waiting for MasterGoodale to send me that scenario, I am terribly hungover, can't find my pants and whole slew of other excuses. When I can stop the trembling of alcohol soaked limbs I will send you the all new and improved Soddball scenario, now with more monkey vomit. Now I am off to lay my throbbing head down. Turns received from the usual collection of half-wits and twits. Tunrs out later today.

Becket you skirt-wearing, cross-dressing, J. Edgar Hoover wannabe. When the missus sez it's ok do you think you could take the time away from origami and carpet-humping to get me a feckin' turn? Since you asked, Soddball collapsed some fine warhouses, ko'd a Panther and scratched the paint on another. In return a [snicker] tank hunter [/snicker] died as well as the MG in a house along the river. I do appreciate the whole death-from-above, raining-molten-TNT, theme you have going but with only a few fires on the map something is lacking. Let's see how much more stuff blows up before the end. Dave H ...why? BeoWolf get out yer clean pair of absesto knickers, and no not the ones with all the pretty lace that make you feel more....um, well whatever it does to you I don't want to know. NastyGoatBalls has promised much in the way of flaming-all-cleansing-city-leveling-TNT. Don't give me one those namby-pamby games with "tactics" and "manevouring", just plain ole TNT and make it extra molten with Super-Sized chunks.

Three active "Peng" threads is this a new record? We haven't seen this kinda of spreading of evil since the "Great Split". Let us hope that they will all congeal back into one (1) pool and stay there.

Originally posted by Soddball I scheduled your appointment for 10am on the 25th. Hey Soddy did you like that last round? That's some the most gruesome molten-TNT this game has seen yet. And now you know why your silly socialist tin cans should park with a space between them when having a picnic. BTW it was file 36, I think. And, no, I don't think you are through being a remedial ****wit. You have been at it so long, you might as well see it all the way to the end.

UPDATES: Dave H has sent me a reconstruction of the Battle of Gettyburg with Russians playing the South and Krauts as the inept carpet-baggers. With any luck we will done just about the time his sig would go away anyways so a win will be moot. Javaslinger is amazed by the dark and blinded by flamethrowers. Too bad he keeps killing them and ground conditions are damp. I will never get a proper funeral pyre going at this rate. Soddball sent me two turns today. One was right and the other was from last week. Are you requesting a do-over there Soddy? That brings me to BeoWolf . Now I have in my possesion a lovely litte Soddball scenario or we can wait for the king of exess, MasterGoodale to send his little scenario. I also have a game with lenakonrad . A church is burning, I have lost a mortar team and **** keeps exploding all around my heroic German horde. But soon the age-old question will be answered..."Which kicks ass, the arty or the tank?". M.I.A. 1) Tanklord, I know you always show up eventually 2) mcgivney, you respond once a week but no turn in the last 10 days. 3) Becket, done moving yet? So the rest of you half-sack-having, back-shaving, knuckle-dragging, sniveling wankers want a go, count me out til I clear the plate a bit.

Well said Dave H any more specific tactical hints on the use of Ruskies? Mainly what your force comp is in our present PBEM? Any help would be appreciated.

Soddball you are playing your own scenario? What kind of jelly-headed, inbred, sister-luvin, toothless, maggot would willing get into this scenario? You made it, you knew what a pile of crap it was. I hope that Jussi Kohler spanks your ass like the naughty little girl that you are. Glad hear that my hapless Panther at least damaged a tank before the whole, intact, skirt-wearing, gerbil-loving, kraut crew (that's right the lot of queers) scampered away to go play grab-ass in the nearest building. Originally posted by MasterGoodale Hhhmmm, between you and Sublime this thread is taking a disturbingly homo-erotic turn for the worse. Not that there is anything wrong with, you know whatever you want to do in your own home and all. Maybe you want the thread title changed to "Cheerio sailor, if I buy you an Ale, can I put my Threat in you Waffle later?". I do appreciate the scenario and I imagine it will be as full of molten-TNT-chucking goodness as you have claimed. Get ready BeoWolf , it will soon be on its way to you. [ March 13, 2003, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Originally posted by Sublime Uh, dude, what's up with that? Maybe if you stop cramming things in your arse you might be a little happier. What do you think, huh? And looky, the kind Beowolf has offered up a match when you aren't, um, well,doing "other" things. *shudders*

MasterGoodale Sorry to hear about su casa amiga (and yes I know the difference). If you don't mind I would like to see what a real molten-TNT-chucking scenario looks like. Becket's attempt is sunny, with a few buildings burning but it lacks a certain something. What would that be? Hhhmmm,....oh yes, IT FECKIN LACKS ANY SEMBLENCE OF FLAMING-FLYING-MOLTEN-CHUCKS-O-TNT . Thanks in advance. Hey, Dave H stop shagging your hamster and let's get this alleged "rematch" underway. Or I can send you special map, 2 bats of green ruskies for you on a map 400m wide by 1800 long, 4 MGs and 2 sturmtigers (all vet) for me. It will be a blast..trust me. Get the file sent so that the TNT can start flying. All right Dave H file received but you should stop shagging your hamster anyways...that's just not right. [ March 12, 2003, 08:05 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Oh, Dave H and I just assumed it was a take on Eternity...as it seemed like the length of the game.

Originally posted by PondScum Um, could you be more specific? This doesn't narrow it down at all. Hasn't this all ready been beat to death, along with "why can't my tanks run over troops?" and the ever fun "chi square of my pie square proves that the AI is a big meanie and it cheats...now with more statistics"? Can't we just be happy with the shiney new toys that have?

Oh Soddball you can just send that scenario on over this way. I have promised BeoWolf that I would huck the all-cleansing-Mother-of-all-TNT at him as soon as you finished your latest bit. I await the horror. BTW, let me know when you post Inferno-T so that I can recommend to all that I hate, despise or just annoy me. Cheers.