mike the wino2 Posted February 27, 2003 Author Share Posted February 27, 2003 Dear Becket , Death and destruction received. I see that you and Dave H were the only ones capable of putting down the cheap domestic beer, Ritz crackers and Cheez Whiz long enough to send me turns. Mind you, the completion of this colossal achievement in no way diminishes the fact that you are both idiots. It just shows that you are more productive idiots than the rest of these ham-handed, mindless trolls. Once back from the store to replenish necessary supplies of beer, I will send turns to you both. Lots of molten, streaming bit of TNT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted February 27, 2003 Share Posted February 27, 2003 Hey, bitch! You've had my turn, now where's the reply? :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Halfway down page 2? This is Inconceivable! Almost the equal of getting involved in a land war in Asia. Back into the sunshine, little thread. And don't come back! GRRRRRRRrrrrrr!!!! :mad: :mad: FYI, it was gratifying to see the title of Lt. Hortlund's thread. Master AleWaffle has had such a positive impact on players' vocabularies. We're so proud of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ostrogorsky Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Waffle this: this thread is sinking lower and lower on page two. As an emissary of lurker nation, it is my duty to tell you that the lurkers are very disappointed. If you do not resume taunting and injuring one another immediately, the lurkers will have no other option than to POUR GALLONS OF MOLTEN TNT ALL OVER THE SHATTERED REMNANTS OF YOUR MISERABLE SQUADS ARGHARGH GRRGRRGRRGRR :mad: :mad: By the way, does anyone else find it strange that Master Goodale has a name that sounds like a hobbit's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by Ostrogorsky: By the way, does anyone else find it strange that Master Goodale has a name that sounds like a hobbit's? Not "strange" so much as, well, appropriate is the word that comes to mind. Not that that's a bad thing. His Russian troops all love him, and they die like flies for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 It's been a bad week for turns. I shall endeavor to improve that. After all, mike is still crawling along and I have to stomp the rest of the life out him, and it goes without saying that the cleanup of gunless Goodwhale must continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 ALL MAGGOTS FRONT AND CENTER NNNNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!! :mad: :mad: I swear to the god whom slathered my bald red head with TNT the day I was born if this thread slips to page two ONE MORE TIME I will chuck, slather, spew, sling, toss, throw, spit, or by whatever means available propel so much bitter, furious, angry, mentally deranged, kruat-hunting, kraut-hating molten TNT in all your general directions you will wish CMBB was never creaaaaaaaaaated!!!!!! :mad: :mad: There's a whoooooole lotta molten misery flowing your way tonight maggots!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Becky, I'm still mopping up the blood from that gaggle of dumb grunts that ran right smack into my minefield. And I'll be a pig's pussy if they didn't manage to done step on every single one of em' I reckon!! HAHAHAAHHAHAH!! THEY AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL DIIIIEEEEED!!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: And I'll be a pig's pussy if they didn't manage to done step on every single one of em' I reckon!! Uh-oh, you may want to watch yourself around hog farms, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgian Dubh Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Not "strange" so much as, well, appropriate is the word that comes to mind. Not that that's a bad thing. His Russian troops all love him, and they die like flies for him. I was thinking more like, his troops will follow him anywhere - but only out of curiosity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by BasticheBlowHard I swear to the god whom slathered my bald red head with TNT the day I was born if this thread slips to page two ONE MORE TIME Glad to see that you have been able to set down your 40 oz of Hill-Billy Malt Liquor and move aside that pickle jar of moonshine to get back to your keyboard. You giant sack of toad-testicles, if it weren't for you lack of posting in the first place, this wouldn't be on page 2. Now for updates: Becket has proceeded to flame anything around him. Losses are great on both sides but I have finally defeated his invulnerable SP..I think the shield wore off. It is ugly and getting worse. There are more flamers on the map than a San Francisco bath-house. Dave H has taken to cowering in his corner. Mumbled something about Russians and submachine guns. Methinks that the dolt forgets that you have to SEE the enemy to kill them. As the fog and night prevent this, I am forced to stumble around looking for that rat in his hole. Soddball has done nothing, as have I. It will get fun soon, I hope. The wanker Spanklord, formerly known as Tanklord, owes me turn in the all-armor-rally I am attempting to complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 1, 2003 Author Share Posted March 1, 2003 Turns out for you that sent them. Old turns out to those louts which haven't sent me a turn since my glorious return from the money-sucking capital of the universe. If anyone is interested, Las Vegas casinos got $60.00(US) and I got free drinks. I still consider it a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgian Dubh Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 My update is short and sweet. Wallybob and I are slowly wrestling over a small village in a 800 pt. QB. Although truth be told I have not seen any of his mincing, vodka-swilling cannon fodder for some time. Probably hiding in all of the little houses wondering how to re-assemble their comrades torn apart by mortar fire I owe Becket a setup, but work has been insane I didn't see the point of starting something I won't have time to attende to for anohter week or so. Then again, I need to relieve a little stress. Hmmm. Perhaps on Monday.... Other than that, I bite my thumb at you all. Oh, yeah, and GRRRRRRRRRAAARRRGHHHHHH!! :mad: :mad: :mad: [Edited because I have apparently developed a stutter when I type ] [ February 28, 2003, 09:36 PM: Message edited by: Sgian Dubh ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I swear to the god whom slathered my bald red head with TNT the day I was born if this thread slips to page two ONE MORE TIME I will chuck, slather, spew, sling, toss, throw, spit, or by whatever means available propel so much bitter, furious, angry, mentally deranged, kruat-hunting, kraut-hating molten TNT in all your general directions you will wish CMBB was never creaaaaaaaaaated!!!!!!So I bump and bump and bump this topic back to page 1....a preventive bump, so to speak. Edit: :mad: [ March 01, 2003, 08:32 AM: Message edited by: Keke ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Goodale, you whimpering maggot!!!! Are you bogarting the turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Can someone pleasepass the Molten Tnt? It goes great with Waffles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 2, 2003 Author Share Posted March 2, 2003 Turns anyone? Turns for me. Turns for you. Just send my feckin turns, maggots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Somebody send him a turn because if you don't mike will wino even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 I think he'll be whinning more after he gets my next turn. Memo to mike: 4 SU-76Ms beat 2 Marder IIIs. And M17 halftracks rule all. More dead Germans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 :eek: :confused: :mad: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 2, 2003 Author Share Posted March 2, 2003 Oh my looky what I found on page 2. Maggots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Hey maggot lips I had ISP problems followed by PC problems so turns are late but you'll be glad they were so shut your chicken hole. :mad: :mad: Snarker I have been trying to send you a file maybe it will go through this time but it was getting rejected. :mad: Maggots. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Hey maggot lips I had ISP problems followed by PC problems so turns are late but you'll be glad they were so shut your chicken hole. :mad: :mad: Maggots. :mad: Yeah, right. ISP problems. Riiigggghhhttt. I have enjoyed this PBEM game. I am learning more excuses that I thought possible. What would maggot lips look like anyways? I could take the lower moral path and say that it probably looks like Frau Goody, but that would be wrong. So I won't. I think maggot lips look like MasterGoodys troops 4 days after I have killed them. Yeeha. Later, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Actually maggot, maggot lips look like an anus with little teeth. The little maggot mouth is round and the lips are kind of brownish and leathery with little flecks of **** all over them from eating all of the garbage and rotten chicken. The breath that spews forth from the abominations is extremely foul and has even been known to kill my troops from time to time. When a creature with maggot lips speaks the flecks of **** spew into the face of his victim. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Actually maggot, maggot lips look like an anus with little teeth. The little maggot mouth is round and the lips are kind of brownish and leathery with little flecks of **** all over them from eating all of the garbage and rotten chicken. The breath that spews forth from the abominations is extremely foul and has even been known to kill my troops from time to time. When a creature with maggot lips speaks the flecks of **** spew into the face of his victim. :mad: It's just a shame a whiny fagboy like you can spend 2 days composing waste-of-space crud on the forum, using that little metal straw sellotaped to your forehead to tap out commands on the dribble-proof keyboard, instead of sending me my DAMN TURN!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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