Edward Windsor

I can certainly remember the name but I'm not sure we ever did battle via email? No idea why I suddenly decided to drop by here again - last game I played was CMAK - but Battle For Normandy sounds like a recipe for success and I hope it's a huge hit. Sadly any gaming I do these days is on consoles, for reasons of cost and time, but this may be what I need to tempt me back from the dark side... All the best, Teddy

I can only speak for myself, but for me Cheery Waffle was more about PBEM than the banter (fun though that was). I've got a couple of CMAK games ticking over (in fact Mike is kicking my men around vineyards while his guns and planes aerate my armour), but I guess I've just been playing Combat Mission too long and it fails to tickle my fancy any more. Sadly (again, just for me), I find CM: Team America highly unappealing, even if I had a PC capable of playing it. I know cuddly warm Dave felt we'd jumped the shark, but what on earth happened to Axe? Chin chin, Teddy

Marvellous. I'm guessing I'm the Krauts and I'm hoping it's jam-packed with Big Cats. Send it along when you get a moment, Chin chin, Teddy

After being verbally slathered in deranged molten wibble by the incomparably frothing MG, everything else just seems so flaccid and meaningless. Still, just for old time's sake... :mad: :mad: :eek: :mad: :mad: Really rather furious Teddy Edited, because I care [ October 13, 2005, 01:23 PM: Message edited by: Edward Windsor ]

I'm game, if you fancy a little TNT chucking action. I can only offer CMAKage, though, as that's all that's residing on my HD (20GB ain't what it used to be). I tuned in to find out about CMx2. I, too, am seriously underwhelmed by Shock Force, but at least it saves any rummaging around in my PC's gubbins trying to upgrade a multitude of obsolete bits. What's the ETA for the spanking new WWII incarnation? Here's to sugar on your strawberries, Teddy

Seasons greetings to all maggots, both young and Dave. May your TNT always be psychologically deranged and molten ... unless you're playing me, in which case I hope it fizzles and pops before it goes off in your hands. Bottoms up, Teddy

Seasons greetings to all maggots, both young and Dave. May your TNT always be psychologically deranged and molten ... unless you're playing me, in which case I hope it fizzles and pops before it goes off in your hands. Bottoms up, Teddy

No, but a quick search on allmusic.com suggests they were very :mad: :mad: :mad: They appear to have struggled coming up with album titles, too. Teddy

No, but a quick search on allmusic.com suggests they were very :mad: :mad: :mad: They appear to have struggled coming up with album titles, too. Teddy

Now I've changed my Y-fronts, there should be a small yet perfectly formed package of TNT waiting for you in your hotmail account (I lost your other address about two reformats ago...). If you're still feeling lucky, let me know if it meets with your approval :mad: In other news, Axe has sent me some Berli creation that's apparently been "updated" from CMBO ... it's early days, but I've already got a bad feeling about this :mad: And Dave is slowly but surely wearing down my plucky Krauts with a never-ending supply of Shermans. My Tiger is starting to feel awful lonesome :mad: Teddy

Now I've changed my Y-fronts, there should be a small yet perfectly formed package of TNT waiting for you in your hotmail account (I lost your other address about two reformats ago...). If you're still feeling lucky, let me know if it meets with your approval :mad: In other news, Axe has sent me some Berli creation that's apparently been "updated" from CMBO ... it's early days, but I've already got a bad feeling about this :mad: And Dave is slowly but surely wearing down my plucky Krauts with a never-ending supply of Shermans. My Tiger is starting to feel awful lonesome :mad: Teddy

:mad: :mad: :mad: But who's smoking now, maggot? Teddy

:mad: :mad: :mad: But who's smoking now, maggot? Teddy

I'll take some of that hot TNT action, you frothing loon, but for God's sake something moderately sensible. I'm curious to see if your "casualties are where it's at" approach translates to CMAK... In other news ... busy Axe is, of course, a maggot :mad: And Dave is about to find out what Tigers can do to massed Shermans attacking brave Krauts hiding in foxholes :mad: Teddy Edited to add: I've managed to persuade a chum to convert Road To Moscow to CMAK. The map looks as gorgeous as it ever did and we're looking forward to replaying it without one of us having to suffer as the Russkies. [ September 09, 2004, 04:12 AM: Message edited by: Edward Windsor ]

Morning maggots. Are any Abbott fans going to use the new-fangled map-gizmo gubbins to switch his deeply groovy CMBB scenarios to CMAK? I would, but my puny hard drive is only large enough to hold one Combat Mission at a time. Go on, you know you want to. Chin chin, Teddy

Just downloaded and looked at them - beautiful work. Thank you very much. Let us know if you create any more Teddy

Marvellous. The usual address, and may all your TNT be both molten and deranged. Teddy

What a splendid chap you are! Have you got something in mind or shall I dig out something small, yet perfectly formed, to send on? :mad: :mad: Cuddly Dave's monitor woes should ensure I have even more spare CMAK time on my hands :eek: :eek: Bottoms up! Teddy

Thanks, Scoop Dave, the Venerable Technically-Challenged Maggot (who obviously took too many illegal substances in the groovy 60s), is playing hide and seek in our BDLRM Revenge match, but other than that TNT-chuckin' ain't what it used to be. One PBEM chum has crossed the Channel to improve Anglo-French relations (washing down mouldy cheese with cheap plonk, while impressing hairy-armpitted women with his stiff upper lip) and the other has disappeared Down Under for a month to experience, in his own words, "the bowel-loosening pleasure of sharks". :mad: :mad: :mad: Still, in all the downtime I finally finished From Here To Eternity. Which is nice. I think. Teddy Edited: Because it's been too long.

It takes two to tango, but unfortunately my dance card is a little blank at the moment. Anyone fancy tripping the light fantastic? Teddy

Greetings Wafflers, In the gaming equivalent of being slathered in hot TNT and then asked to hold a flaming Molotov cocktail while he went to water his pansies, Dave (the venerable maggot) has well and truly kicked my bottom in BDLRM 2004 :mad: :mad: :mad: The cunning old chap inflicted the worst defeat I've ever suffered that hasn't involved my little pixel army surrendering after fleeing the field of battle or lying down and dying en masse :mad: :mad: :mad: I bow down before the crusty warrior and cordially suggest the tournament is renamed next year ... any suggestions are welcome Teddy (fighting his way through a crocodile pit while delivering witty one-liners to his buxom side-kick and attempting not to spill his vodka martini)

The firewall at MI6 appears to be malfunctioning. Porn, forums, games and MP3s are once again part of my working day. As this will probably be a temporary state of affairs, I'd just like to take this opportunity to tell you all that you're complete and utter maggots. As you were. Teddy

As I understand it, you've gone too early. Don't switch to F&T until one of you has viewed a movie AND plotted (I find it easiest just to "edit" the file by pressing F2 before sending it). If I've followed your synopsis correctly, your playing partner has gone a turn too soon and you're the one who should make the jump to light speed. While we're on PBEM Helper, has anyone else had a "malfunction" whereby they're invariably kicked back to the desktop (with a message that the resolution 0x0 is not supported) after their opponent's movie is greyed out? It's no big deal - I just fire up the file again and continue to the natural conclusion - but I'm intrigued to know what's causing it. Cheers, Teddy

I don't know if you consider this counts, but Grand Prix Legends (1998, I believe, with fantastic physics and still arguably the most impressive racing sim out there) had a full playback feature. It was even possible to retrieve all the footage from an online event (both qualifying session and race - sometimes two hours long), featuring 18 cars, and rewatch all the action (every gear change or twitch of the wheel) from each driver's cockpit or various camera positions around the track. Teddy

You, sir, are a gentleman and scholar. I'll look out for it - I'm very interested to see the result of all our landscaping of Cleopatra's Garden. Teddy