Boo Radley Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Originally posted by various whingers and namby-pambies: Ooooh mummy, mummy! I don'ts like the Peng thread no more! It don't entertain me and massage my toothless gums like I want it to! Oooh mummy, mummy, fix the Peng thread because I'm too lazy and indolent to lift a finger for it PAH, I say to you and to you again I say PAH! Where are The Olde Ones to lift us out of our February doldrums? Where is Seanachai with his merry sing-songs? Where is the biting rancor? The accusations? The glorious threats, lies and taunts? Olde Ones, please fix or do somefink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by various whingers and namby-pambies: Ooooh mummy, mummy! I don'ts like the Peng thread no more! It don't entertain me and massage my toothless gums like I want it to! Oooh mummy, mummy, fix the Peng thread because I'm too lazy and indolent to lift a finger for it PAH, I say to you and to you again I say PAH! Where are The Olde Ones to lift us out of our February doldrums? Where is Seanachai with his merry sing-songs? Where is the biting rancor? The accusations? The glorious threats, lies and taunts? Olde Ones, please fix or do somefink! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 No lads, it's not the fault of Berli, or at least not any more the fault of Berli than it usually is. I blame the elevation of lenakonrad to Squire myself. Oh I railed against it, I argued that it was too suddenly done, but at the time I was Outlaw Justicar and Meeks was stupid enough (not too far a stretch for him of course) to allow it. And, of course, his revolving door Justicar and fried okra stuffed Inquisitor General were of NO help at all. What's to be done then? Personally I'm going to Des Moines for a week on business ... perhaps when I return things will have improved ... or not. Joe OTOH it could all be that I've started sending turns out again ... that could be it. OTOOH it just occurred to me that it was Berli who raised lenakonrad to Squire ... maybe it IS all his fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Meeks, damn you to eternal ... uh ... damnation. Enough is enough, I call you false and without honour sirrah. If you're man enough to resent that insult (doubtful but possible) my second will call upon you to arrange a meeting upon the field of honor (in my case) and the field of utter ****e (in your case). The match, if you have enough manhood left to agree to such, will be held in strict accordance with the Code Duello. This means, since you're clearly incapable of reading an Archie comic book, that YOU have the choice of maps and sides while I choose the type and size of battle. I shall ask MrSpkr to act for me, perhaps you can pay some drunken homeless type or OGSF to act for you. You are not, of course, required to respond to this challenge, I am constant in my regard for the right of any Knight of the CessPool to fight or not as they choose. You sir ... are challenged ... in more ways than one. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: How cute! A Charlie Chaplin tramp rat dog! Except it isn't a rat dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 At last. The tide has turned, the dam has broken, the ebb is flowing, and yin becomes yang. the virus finished I, used like a two bit whore hacking up green bits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone Emma, I think you need a glass of red wine. In fact...I need a glass of wine too! Perchance I could entice the lovely ladies of the Pool with this lovely Petite Sirah? No, how a nice Cab/ Shiraz? Not quite up to your liking? How about I bleed that little rat-dog of Meeks , pitch in some sugar, yeast, and let's see what comes of it? [ February 23, 2003, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: At last. The tide has turned, the dam has broken, the ebb is flowing, and yin becomes yang. the virus finished I, used like a two bit whore hacking up green bits A pox on your unhealthy haikus! Send me a turn you congested codswallop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 A Feckin' Poem ummm.... eerrr... sumthin' sumthin', Gentlemen, start your engines! The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AUssIEjeFF: Pussy...Pussy...Pussy...Pussy...Pussy...Pussy...Pussy...Pussy...pussy... Phew, this batchin' business is a piece of cake Really missing the wife, eh? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Boo_Radley whined: PAH!...and some other drivel Don't curse the darkness you fool, light a candle. The Code Duello? C'mon Sire, none of these weasly little Pillocks operate on that level. Sod Orf, the lot of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: No lads, it's not the fault of Berli, or at least not any more the fault of Berli than it usually is. I blame the elevation of lenakonrad to Squire myself.????!!! WHAT? So, you say you are blaming <U>yourself</U> for elevating lenakonrad to squire you? I'll have you know, Sir, that he is MY Faithfull Squire <SUP>tm</SUP>. Hands off! Damn you Shaw. Always trying to regain your youth... Sir AJ Benevolent Mentor To Faithfull Squire Konrad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr: Boo_Radley whined: PAH!...and some other drivel Don't curse the darkness you fool, light a candle. The Code Duello? C'mon Sire, none of these weasly little Pillocks operate on that level. Sod Orf, the lot of you. Oh, Faithfull Squire... have you put this mewling one to the sword yet? Chop, chop ........ SiR AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 AJ (couldn't be bothered with the spelling Du'Jour) spouted: Oh, Faithfull Squire... have you put this mewling one to the sword yet? Didn't quite work out that way Sir Kanigget. I have offered the ummmm...Squire a rematch, and given him the Germans even... ...at Stalingrad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr: Boo_Radley whined: PAH!...and some other drivel Don't curse the darkness you fool, light a candle. If I light it, will you sit on it? The following reprobates owe me moves: Hiram (big surprise) Seanachai (Even bigger surprise) Noba (afraid of my UberStuGs no doubt) Aussie Jeff (too busy writing soft core porn) Papa Kahn (trying to rally his jack-booted thugs to no avail) dalem (blow your nose and send a move) Nidan1 (Just hit the "GO" button and be done with it) Leeeeeo (hey, this set up was YOUR idea) Croda (afraid of your former squire, M'Lud?) Egbert (Oh wait, I beat you. Carry on) Snarker (sigh...this is ridiculous) SpeedBump (you may actually win this one, laddie) OGSF (and you won't) R_Leete (yes, we're all excited about your vacation, but send me a move, you git) So, consider yourselves as being given notice, slackers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by AUssIEjeFF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: No lads, it's not the fault of Berli, or at least not any more the fault of Berli than it usually is. I blame the elevation of lenakonrad to Squire myself.????!!! WHAT? So, you say you are blaming <U>yourself</U> for elevating lenakonrad to squire you? I'll have you know, Sir, that he is MY Faithfull Squire <SUP>tm</SUP>. Hands off! Damn you Shaw. Always trying to regain your youth... Sir AJ Benevolent Mentor To Faithfull Squire Konrad </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: The following reprobates owe me moves: dalem (blow your nose and send a move) All my turns left me today like expectorant out of an irritated throat. Check yer inbox, retread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 [sigh]Change and decay in all around I see. Where are the glories of Peng threads past? Gone, gone, like R'lyeh beneath the waves. Oh, Peng! thy once great thread now lies waste. Barely worth using for sig tests.[/sigh] Still, gotta check the sig. All turns have gone out, btw. [ February 23, 2003, 10:09 PM: Message edited by: Hakko Ichiu ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hack,koff Achoo: [sigh]Change and decay in all around I see. Where are the glories of Peng threads past? Gone, gone, like R'lyeh beneath the waves. Oh, Peng! thy once great thread now lies waste. Barely worth using for sig tests.[/sigh] Still, gotta check the sig. All turns have gone out, btw. Don't let drugged-up Dalem any where near you. He doesn't want to catch another virus. Sir Aj Logic has no reason... [ February 23, 2003, 10:38 PM: Message edited by: AUssIEjeFF ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 All is indolence, and lost. Useless is thy art, O healer! Thou art but a minor villian in this play. Come the darkness, and cover the land once more. This has been the worst birthday of my life. I blame you lickspittles out of convenience. Sodding off now, Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: This has been the worst birthday of my life. Sodding off now, Steve <BIG><BIG>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</BIG></BIG>, MR SPKR!!! Aj I'm Happy Too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: All is indolence, and lost. Useless is thy art, O healer! Thou art but a minor villian in this play. Come the darkness, and cover the land once more. This has been the worst birthday of my life. I blame you lickspittles out of convenience. Sodding off now, Steve You lost case? sorry.. konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF PS:one of the foremosts tasks of art (read Peng Thread)has been always the creation of a demand , which could be fully satisfied only later.Therefore Peng ,so called , Challenge its just about to begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: All is indolence, and lost. Useless is thy art, O healer! Thou art but a minor villian in this play. Come the darkness, and cover the land once more. This has been the worst birthday of my life. I blame you lickspittles out of convenience. Sodding off now, Steve Well it's hardly the worst of your birthdays in OUR lives ... I think I can state with some degree of confidence that the worst of your birthdays in OUR lives would have been your birth DAY. Regardless ... I STILL STAND FOR THE CESSPOOL! Justicar, Justicar, best wishes on the day Justicar, Justicar, that gave us our dismay, We know that you'll be glad, that you made us so sad! Justicar, Justicar, Justicar! Happy Birthday to my fellow Ker Dessel* designer ... and fried okra devotee ... *Ker Dessel - When You Want To Play CM In The Worst Way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: I'm very sick.... Hey, little guy. Don't you worry now. Unca Jeffy has just the medecine YOU need! Go here, young feller http://www.planetgong.co.uk/ Browse a-while. Breathe the *scented* air! Inhale the vapors! Eat of the Cake Of Dreams. Partake in the magik of juicy mushrooms. Lern the wondrousnous of the BEST GODDAM BAND EVER in the history of: ROCK/POP/COUNTRY/JAZZ/CLASSICAL/OPERA/GRUNGE/TECHNO/ELECTRONICA/HIP-HOP/BLUES/INSTRUMENTAL music. Yessiree. GONG is the word and the word is GONG... Did I tell you I have every one of their vinyls and CD's? Oh my, I feel a lyric coming on ... mmm .. something to suit the moooooood.... Slow Boat {inspired by charlie parker's original recording live from the royal roost nyc feb 26 1949} i'd love to git choo in a jeep to machipichu all to myself alone charm & bewitch you on a high mountain trail gently unstitch you with some jungle juggler's tales i'd love to seduce ya on a cruise to andalucia or in a yurt afghanistani in nepal raise yr kundalini in the hotel blue dakini one love for two free love for all i'd love to tickle ya everywhere in particular laughin all the way back home zap you entrap you tickle yr tips n stroke you touch you n tease you feel you n please yoo light you up & stoke ya stir you up & stroke yo lick yr tips & squeeeeze yoo love you deep & lose myself in you original words by daevid allen Hoo, man! Waaay, out.. like ... groovy and deep huh? Peace, aUssieJ *GONGGG-G-G-G-G-G-G.....* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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