Noba Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: This has been the worst birthday of my life. I blame you lickspittles out of convenience. Sodding off now, Steve Hey, don't stop at "Sodding off now" on account of us. Go the whole hog, do it "forever" ....you know we want you to. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: All is indolence, and lost. Useless is thy art, O healer! Thou art but a minor villian in this play. Come the darkness, and cover the land once more. This has been the worst birthday of my life. I blame you lickspittles out of convenience. Sodding off now, Steve "convenience" has nothing to do with it...perhaps laziness, sloth, and downright inability to control your own miserable life is to blame. Happy Birthday BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: All is indolence, and lost. Useless is thy art, O healer! Thou art but a minor villian in this play. Come the darkness, and cover the land once more. This has been the worst birthday of my life. I blame you lickspittles out of convenience. Sodding off now, Steve "convenience" has nothing to do with it...perhaps laziness, sloth, and downright inability to control your own miserable life is to blame. Happy Birthday BTW. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Right then, off for a week I am ... and did even ONE of you say "Have a nice trip, Justicar"? Did even one of you ask that I "Don't fall out of the airplane then." Did even one of you miserable, ungrateful, self-centered lot even mutter an insincere "Buh-bye" ... YOU DID NOT! It's no wonder the CessPool's gone to hell in a handbasket with this ME FIRST attitude around here ... well that and lenakonrad being made squire of course. SQUIRE Vadr ... a term paper lad, 24 pages double spaced with some graphics this time on the topic "Lenakonrad, Girl, Boy or Just Damned Hard To Tell ... Not That There's Anything Wrong With That." OH ... and DO keep on Meeks about the challenge will you? He doesn't have to accept it but he DOES have to acknowledge it and come up with some miserable, weak excuse why he "Can't" play me just now. OH ... the dogs need some exercise, perhaps you could invite lenakonrad over, slip some bacon in his pocket and lock him in the courtyard. If nothing else it will at least allow you to see if he runs like a girl. ... not that there's anything wrong with that. Joe p.s. Do NOT allow Papa Khann in the castle. Yes he's TECHNICALLY a member of the Shavian House but he does NOT have my permission to "do research" in the library ... lost my collection of "Rubber Suit and Whi ... uh ... National Geographic" magazines the last time he came over. [ February 24, 2003, 09:08 AM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Here's hoping you get stripped searched by a gay Dominican refugee at the airport. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: "convenience" has nothing to do with it...perhaps laziness, sloth, and downright inability to control your own miserable life is to blame.Stop stalking me. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Did anyone else notice that lenakonrad spelled backwards is real close to "Darn OK anal"? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 First Aussie Jeff does soft core porn and now he versifies. I blame MrSpnkr's birthday for this. Speaking of which, how's that whole puberty thing working out for you, Steve? Think it'll start this year? We've all got our fingers crossed. Joe even has his eyes crossed, but that fairly normal for him, isn't it, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 GAMEY UPDATE: Dalem: He's the virus, I'm the penicillin. His Germans are laying all over the field like hacked up lung cookies. Iskander: A day late and a dollar short. It is one of Andreas' scenarios so it's not like he ever had a chance. When picking which side to play Iskander, it might be wise to remember his old nick of Germanboy. Aussie Jeff: I blame rune for this. Who ever heard of Fanatic Romanians? And Fanatic Romanians with Big Guns? In Trenches? Never fear lads, I will bury AJ in those trenches. Lt. Hortlund: Even though there's no flag there, he's trying to overrun my last position just for something to do. Crack Italian spotters, sheesh. Bastiche. Leeo: I have a tank left, he has none. Nuff said? Speedy: Enemy sighted. Massed firepower to be unleashed soonest. MrSpkr: Has splattered every one of my armored Russian taxicabs with the 20mm Gun O' Doom. Really Hortlund, how did you manage to lose one of these? A more interesting rematch to begin soon. Don't say I didn't give you anything for your B-Day, MrSpkr. Your choice of setup {hey, it was cheaper than a card...}. SSN Hint Of The Day: Flaunt it. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: "convenience" has nothing to do with it...perhaps laziness, sloth, and downright inability to control your own miserable life is to blame.Stop stalking me. Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Did anyone else notice that lenakonrad spelled backwards is real close to "Darn OK anal"? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Steve I simply have no idea ,what you try to say by that.Anything what coming to my head (and is nothing wrong with that) is...., hmmm, but , saddly,I'm hopelessly heterosexual.Nice to speak with You mr.Spkr anyway...(keep you sticky fingers away,bastard) Joe , miserable old men... still upsetting balance between the animal and the vegetable kingdom...stay tune,one of these day's I'm going to find my foot up yours skinny bum. konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF PS:not ,that there's anything wrong with that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 b'couse I double-posted ,here for Mr.Spkr b'day fragment of prose (for goooood day): "...drums an flutes appeared and the boys began to dance...and as they danced .. stripped off their clothes ... until they were dancing stark naked on the brightly colored silk scarves and dresses strewn about the floor..I felt a lifting of my spirits ...and a vividness of picture in my mind -together with a prickling in my groin and buttocks...'" oh I know you like it. Rest I send by mail. (hope you family its open minded) yours always konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF [ February 24, 2003, 10:44 AM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by Karg: Ienakonrad since as Mace pointed out you seem to have plenty of time to post mindless drivel here maybe you would like to pry yourself away from this forum long enough for me to rain fiery death down on your troops. It shouldn't be . [/QB]I think I forget to say ,that I hate You , Karg And good advice :don't listen to Mace - he has mind of child,sexual proclivities of a teenager,and subconscious of x-rated cuckoo clock. konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: I'm hopelessly heterosexual.Nice to speak with You mr.Spkr anyway...(keep you sticky fingers away,bastard)I think I shall call you "Pat". It seems fitting. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Have a nice trip Justicar! Patch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: I'm hopelessly heterosexual.Nice to speak with You mr.Spkr anyway...(keep you sticky fingers away,bastard)I think I shall call you "Pat". It seems fitting. Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: I'm hopelessly heterosexual.Nice to speak with You mr.Spkr anyway...(keep you sticky fingers away,bastard)I think I shall call you "Pat". It seems fitting. Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: I'm hopelessly heterosexual.Nice to speak with You mr.Spkr anyway...(keep you sticky fingers away,bastard)I think I shall call you "Pat". It seems fitting. Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 To all my opponents: *moons* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 ...or on a more serious note. My email program (Outlook express) has for some reason decided to quit working. Whenever I try to open my inbox I get some weird error message in greek or something (msimn something something error in directdb.dll something). ANYWAY, that means right now all your turns are laying safe in my inbox just waiting for me to call the support or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Sigh, always having to instruct a Squire is soooo tedious... Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: *moons* ***BOOT*** Never give them an opening, Hortlund. {edited to add the ***BOOT***, my Liege taught me to never forget the ***BOOT***, and how right he was...} [ February 24, 2003, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Lars ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Nidan, you swine. If you had bothered to look, you would have seen that immediately after I had originally posted my response to that challenged comedy team, MrSpnkr & lenacornrow, I edited it. Also, if you had taken a moment to closely look at your OWN post, you would have seen my response ABOVE what I took to be lenacorndog's sig. ( What would normally be a sig if the user in this instance weren't a total feeb.) So, once again you jumped the gun, zigged when you should have zagged, hit your own thumb with the hammer and let one right during the quietest part of the symphony. Typical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 No need to explain yourself to little ole me!!!, but if the shoe fits....so on and so forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 AHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE GREATEST COMPUTER GENIOUS THERE IS. I MANAGED TO GET MY OUTLOOK EXPRESS TO WORK AGAIN. I AM TRULY MAGNIFICENT. NOW IF I COULD ONLY FIND WHERE THE KEY IS THAT MAKES THE LETTERS SMALL OR LARGE. WAS IT NUM LOCK OR SCROLL LOCK HMMM... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 You're all a bunch of mewling, insignificant rat turds. Anyhoo... AAR: Today I got soundly trounced by my love, Hiram. Couldn't seem to get LoS on anything and the AI gave me ****ty tanks which got knocked out right quick. Damn it all to hell... Progress: Elvis has taken the objective, but I'm going to pry it out of his liver-spotted, quivering hands. konrad and I finally got PBEM turns working properly. I think he was just afraid of my superior tactics. But he has succumbed nicely and turns flow like ****e through a tube. He didn't like my opening barrage. Marred up his pretty hiding places, methinks. Now his forces are crawling on their bellies in fear. And from what I understand, his FO fired on his own men, LMAO. Pathetic, the lot of 'em. If I just sit back and hit 'Go' and do nothing else, he should finish himself off nicely. Edited to say... konradius nincompoopius says: "Arty to the left of me...arty to the right of me...arty in front of me...*whimper* and *whine*" [ February 24, 2003, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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