Thermopylae Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Ooooogggg....ergggg.....grraarrrrggghhhhhhhhhh!!!1 (because I can) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Sgian Dubh you are a wanker. An ass-grabbing-dung-eating maggot. Your family tree has the general appearance of a palm tree, no branches. If your pocket rocket is the size of your pathetic intellect, I hope that your boyfriend understands. Why in the name of ALL-HOLY-EVER-PURIFYING-FLAMING-CHUNKS-OF-TNT would a twit ask for a game without either giving an email or putting one in their profile? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 4, 2003 Author Share Posted February 4, 2003 :mad: :mad: Mike "D" Wino don't cha know anything??? :mad: :mad: Just send your setup to Sgian_Dubh@i'llnevergetthis.com Then find someone else to chuck molten TNT valentines to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Listen up chaps, I saw this advertised in today's Daily Mirror and for some reason thought of you. Corgi is releasing its El Alamein set in an "attractive themed presentation box". Only £19.99 plus £1.95 P&P. Throw in a few quid for beer, matches and a sandpit and you could recreate Monty's great victory in the comfort of your own home. Can you think of a better way to spend Friday night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Goodale, you slack, wart-smothered minge, I haven't even seen that turn yet. Still, your lucky, lucky luck luck pants will soon wear thin if you continue riding your tanks by the seat of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Your flaming armor is the only thing "thin" around here piss lips!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Grrrrrr. DSL went out last night. Turns are in the outbox, if ever it should decide to turn back on. :mad: :mad: Pity. I really wanted to see Goodale eat nasty splodey death, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgian Dubh Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Hey Wankers I just checked and my email address is in my profile, just like it has been since day one. :mad: Yes, I had the option selected that didn't allow my email to be seen by everyone, but to allow people to email me through the board. Others have been able to email me, so don't go climbin' on my back for your lack of being able to figure this out. To make it easy for you, I've changed my profile to allow anyone to see my email address. I didn't realise that this would cause you all a problem, so I'll apologise for that just this once. Happy now. So email my a set up already! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by Sgian Dubh: Hey Wankers ... Others have been able to email me, so don't go climbin' on my back for your lack of being able to figure this out. Well, remember it was Mike_the _wino and Goodale_the_hopeless who couldn't figure this out. Luckily neither of them is allowed to handle sharp objects. Unlike certain other threads I could mention, anyone is welcome to jump into this little slice of purgatory and receive their baptism of flaming, tormented TNT. GRRR!!! :mad: [ February 04, 2003, 11:24 AM: Message edited by: Dave H ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 GRRRRRRR Maggot!!!! :mad: By turn 1 of the TNT-Splashed setup I'm gonna send you you'll wish like hell I hadn't!! :mad: :mad: Now turn off that flick and clean your dick cause it's time to play toss the egg with a chunk of flaming TNT scumnuts!! :mad: I swear to the God of TNT I'm gonna create such a blizzard of bloody limbs around you you'll need a blood blower just to low crawl!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H A bunch of inane drivel muffled by the fact that his head is lodged in his posterior You half-sack-having-fecal-flinging-ass-grabbing-toothless-trailer-park-living....oh wait you're from SOUTHERN INDIANA, nuff sed. I will go sloooow, so that you can follow. My understanding of polite and/ proper challenges within a thread are that the poster make email available in profile. The reasons for this are numerous so let us run a few down. 1) In order to make up for the long hours spent away from our home computers many of us use time at work to conduct forum "business". I can't imagine going 8-12 hours without my forum fix. I might go mad...oh wait, that all ready happened. As such office email addies and home email addies differ. 2) Some of us have multiple email accounts at home thereby compounding #1. 3) With the characters running around here do you want them sending you stuff at work or home that might be seen by your boss, wife or children? Hhhm, I foresee loss of job, divorce or years of counseling should one of the above happen. 4) What should happen if I move? You have old email addie and keep sending me turns and I don't respond? My fault for not keeping you posted on my virtual location. Personally, I have held 4 jobs in 4 years and as many ISP provided emails. With 4 moves in that time that means 8 different email accounts, 6 of which now go to some internet dead-zone. Solution for me: web-based email. It can be accessed from work and home, I don't have to cart floppies around with turns on them, etc. Added bonus can't be accidently accessed by someone plopping down in your cubby to send a quick email. Downside: I have to have email to copy to paste into email addie book. Now, make sense? :confused: BTW, how's the weather Dave H ? It's sunny and 70 here in NoCal. I hope that a lil bit of FLAMING-TNT-CHUNKS FLY THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER SCREEEN TO WARM THAT BLACK-LIFELESS-LUMP-OF-COAL YOU CALL A HEART [ February 04, 2003, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 GARRGRAGRAGRGRRRRRR!!! :mad: ell em' whino!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Just looking for a reason to go home. Alas, the two maggot, junior-girls-choir-rejects are too busy knitting or baking to handle their manly duties and send me turns. :mad: :mad: :mad: BTW, if I owe you turns, you still suck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 MG Have I found the scenario for you. If you haven't gotten Rune's "Clash of Titans II" then you need to do so. Heavy metal and the ultimate TNT chucker. Oh yeah, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by Sgtgoody: MG Have I found the scenario for you. If you haven't gotten Rune's "Clash of Titans II" then you need to do so. Heavy metal and the ultimate TNT chucker. Oh yeah, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :mad: :mad: :mad: As soon as a slot opens up maggot you're going down in the "Clash of the Titans"!! :mad: I'm the Ruskies!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 5, 2003 Author Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by Sgian Dubh: Hey Wankers I just checked and my email address is in my profile, just like it has been since day one. :mad: Yes, I had the option selected that didn't allow my email to be seen by everyone, but to allow people to email me through the board. Others have been able to email me, so don't go climbin' on my back for your lack of being able to figure this out. To make it easy for you, I've changed my profile to allow anyone to see my email address. I didn't realise that this would cause you all a problem, so I'll apologise for that just this once. Happy now. So email my a set up already! :mad: :mad: GRRRRR, you TNT slathered excuse for a sentient being! And how, pray tell, would one *attach a setup file* to the text box this function limits you to? Silly function for a PBEM crowd! :mad: :mad: Anyone send you a setup now that they can? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Dear Master Goodwhale: by now your bleached, beached carcass has seen the hail of TNT I recently provided. Let this serve as both a preview of things to come and a warning of what happens when you provoke me to my worst. Sincerely, Becket. Dear mike the wino: Never bring a gun to a flame fight. I love the smell of flamethrowers in the fog. Sincerely, Becket. Dear SgtGoody: BOOOOOM! Sincerely, Becket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Oh no, Peck-at-it , you fail to realize the gunfire is the beginning. My glorious German hordes are letting loose bits of hot lead until they find some ruskie tractor-driving-babushka-wearing-wife-swapping-freaky-deaky-commie-dirty-bags to huck their supply of GLORIOUS-GINORMOUS-BALLS-OF-FLAMING-TNT at. Now that you have been sighted the truck will be along shortly to unload the cargo of all-powerful-flaming-TNT that your heathen hordes deserve. And the marvelous master of overstatements, Dave H , has informed me that is was a "nice day" today....it got up to 40 degrees in his neck of the woods. The bucket loads of molten-TNT that he is soon to receive should warm him up nicely. And his little pixelated-socialist-soon-to-be-charcoal-briquets should enjoy the warmth as well...at least until their skin melts off their bones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 GGGAGGARGRAGRARAGRAGRR!!! :mad: You!! You!!!! You no-good, slime-licking, sheep-banging, non-tnt-chucking heathens!!! :mad: I need to kill some krauts in a battle where I have more TNT!!! GRGRGRGRRRRRRR!!! :mad: I'm sick of these restraints!! I feel like 'm fighting a Gorilla with my hands tied behind my back!! Who wants to eat hot, bitter, furious, molten TNT (home brew) in a 5000 point battle where we buy our own units!!?? :mad: Speak up ya panzies!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: GGGAGGARGRAGRARAGRAGRR!!! :mad: You!! You!!!! You no-good, slime-licking, sheep-banging, non-tnt-chucking heathens!!! :mad: I need to kill some krauts in a battle where I have more TNT!!! GRGRGRGRRRRRRR!!! :mad: I'm sick of these restraints!! I feel like 'm fighting a Gorilla with my hands tied behind my back!! Who wants to eat hot, bitter, furious, molten TNT (home brew) in a 5000 point battle where we buy our own units!!?? :mad: Speak up ya panzies!! :mad: I'm very happy to go for it but maybe half of 5000 points? I'm a idiot,but i'm not crazy kisses konrad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: GGGAGGARGRAGRARAGRAGRR!!! :mad: You!! You!!!! You no-good, slime-licking, sheep-banging, non-tnt-chucking heathens!!! :mad: I need to kill some krauts in a battle where I have more TNT!!! GRGRGRGRRRRRRR!!! :mad: I'm sick of these restraints!! I feel like 'm fighting a Gorilla with my hands tied behind my back!! Who wants to eat hot, bitter, furious, molten TNT (home brew) in a 5000 point battle where we buy our own units!!?? :mad: Speak up ya panzies!! :mad: Goodale, I think you're overlooking something. Take our own little battle as an example. You have managed to shoot off tons of artillery at my Germans, and so far you have managed to eliminate a total of ONE unit - a 2 man flamethrower team. Now you're out of artillery, and my reinforced battalion is closing in to finish off your Russians. GRRRRRRRR!!! As I see it, the game you really want to play is a QB where you have about 10,000 points of TNT chucking Russians, and your opponent has about 1,000 points of German trucks to serve as targets. You want your artillery falling on the helpless Germans every minute of the entire battle. Right? If you give the German 5,000 points so you can indulge your pitiful TNT fetish, there will be that many more German tanks around to roll over your mortars and FOs. All of your TNT, no matter how psychotic, is not going to win the battles by itself. Short of tactical nuclear weapons, that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Short of tactical nuclear weapons, that is. Call for Sturm Tiger, call for Mr. Sturm Tiger. Would a Mr. Sturm Tiger please pick up a red discourtesy phone? Because it needs to be said: GRRRRRRRR :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Well, very soon Goodale can play my new "Alpine Summer" scenario. 33,000 points in total in an all-out Russian assault. I've playtested it up to about turn 55 out of 120 (turns take 5 minutes to process) and it's a hoot. There's more TNT to chuck than I've got pegs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgian Dubh Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Snarker: I've recieved a set up from Mr. Goodale and a request from one other. Regarding your comment about attaching an email. You are correct, but I have had one too many bad experiences with someone lifting my email address from a forum and doing untoward things with it. My idead was that if someone wanted to exchange email with me, I would be notified via BFC and then I would have the chance to evaluate and respond as I wished. But that is too rational and too OOC for this thread. I am going to spank, repeat spank , some Goodale arse by dropping volcanic TNT on him until it is red-raw and glowing :mad: :mad: :mad: His puny forces will first quiver at the sound of my guns and then shudder at the sound of my silent (because they will have oozing sores for ear-drums) infantry. :mad: :mad: :mad: Now I feel better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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