Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: Notice how a particular fluffy indicates he is far smarter than the rest of us, but also confesses a love of Vanilla Ice. Things that make you go Mmmmmmmmm. This coming from a person who hasn't heard V-Ice's hardcore material. Get your facts straight before criticizing superior music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by aussiejeff: Listen, this 'thrwad' is not your exclusive plaything, dumnuts. YOU are in fact offering yourself as a plaything of we collective scum dwellers. You either join in the muck chucking at OUR level on OUR playing field or you can...I think I'll copyright that "thrwad" word. Just like a thread, only disposable and usually vastly more disgusting. Oh, and this heap o' junk thread is especially my plaything, for it doesn't belong in this forum, and thus I can manhandle it as I wish. ....SOD THE FECK OFF! When will you realize? Spouting the same, tired slogans over and over again doesn't work. ...blaablaablaa...It's amazing how I get tired after the first paragraph! Yes, your post was that meaningless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. God, bloody-- would you stop that! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: "If you can't say something in its entirety, say nothing at all." You idiot. The true wisdom is the following: "If you have nothing good to say, it's good to say nothing." Obviously, as the inventor of this wisdom, I'm free to appraise just what exactly is "good to say". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: And I just realized that problems with your lovelife is probably the last thing one should vent in here.... Oh no! Your drunken blurb was far superior to the standard trash posted in this thread. Also you're Swedish, so I understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 I hereby accept Knighthood , and I thank my former Leige Boo_Radley for instructing me, and guiding me along my path to this lofty position. Raise your cups lads : I salute Sir Boo_Radley A Knight of the Pool though he treated me badly.. and oft' called me fool I admire his patience and words of good cheer his firm hand of guidance was a comfort in here. I seek my own quest now as full Knight of the Cess to protect those beneath me with deeds of largesse. So raise your cups, fellows with one hand on sword salute Sir Boo_Radley and follow his word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Bone_Vulture: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. God, bloody-- would you stop that! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: I hereby accept Knighthood , and I thank my former Leige Boo_Radley for instructing me, and guiding me along my path to this lofty position. Raise your cups lads : I salute Sir Boo_Radley A Knight of the Pool though he treated me badly.. and oft' called me fool I admire his patience and words of good cheer his firm hand of guidance was a comfort in here. I seek my own quest now as full Knight of the Cess to protect those beneath me with deeds of largesse. So raise your cups, fellows with one hand on sword salute Sir Boo_Radley and follow his word. Boo, I hold you accountable for this! You spent much too long teaching ex-squire Nidan1 the niceties of how to lick your boo-ts till he could see his spotty face in 'em. It's ........ disturbing! AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Cesspool is a temple whose living pillars Sometimes give forth a babel of words Men wends his way through forests of symbols Which look at him with their familiar glances konrad FAITHFULL SQUIRE To Sir AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by aussiejeff: COVENTRY....Sorry, still doesn't make any sense. Not that I was expecting your communal mindless dribble to make any sense in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 8, 2003 Author Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Damn, no blue in the house. Okay, keep your crown Meeks (nb ... at least for a bit) ... oh wait, you never got it did you. Oh, about that, I got tired of waiting and took a cue from ol' Napoleon. Look Scenic Overlook #3 You are standing on a well-accoutred overlook, carved into the ledge by the hands of a dozen doomed fluffies. From here you can see all of the lower Cesspool, as it flows into the Great Underground Ocean. The path continues east to west and there is a precarious climb down to the shore. Oops, sorry, I mean Inventory You are carrying: a brass lantern (providing light) a brown paper bag inside the brown paper bag is: a clove of garlic a hot-pepper sandwich a book of matches labeled "visit beautiful Flood Control Dam #3" a jeweled monkey wrench an elvish sword of great antiquity you are wearing the gaudy crown of Lord Dimwit Flathead the 8th See, I'm all ready the king. But no more apostasy, I promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Damn, no blue in the house. Okay, keep your crown Meeks (nb ... at least for a bit) ... oh wait, you never got it did you. Oh, about that, I got tired of waiting and took a cue from ol' Napoleon. Look Scenic Overlook #3 You are standing on a well-accoutred overlook, carved into the ledge by the hands of a dozen doomed fluffies. From here you can see all of the lower Cesspool, as it flows into the Great Underground Ocean. The path continues east to west and there is a precarious climb down to the shore. Oops, sorry, I mean Inventory You are carrying: a brass lantern (providing light) a brown paper bag inside the brown paper bag is: a clove of garlic a hot-pepper sandwich a book of matches labeled "visit beautiful Flood Control Dam #3" a jeweled monkey wrench an elvish sword of great antiquity you are wearing the gaudy crown of Lord Dimwit Flathead the 8th See, I'm all ready the king. But no more apostasy, I promise. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. God, bloody-- would you stop that! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Meeks rightwise king of the beloved Pool I beseach thee make me a serf so that I may join everyone in Coventry. Your humble servant. By the way there is a little something on your boot, just there by the heal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Err, ahh...(yeesh!)...umm, I guess I'd like to thank my former squire Nidan1 for that...er...little ditty, I guess, but I also have to warn him that if he starts getting all mushy and clingy, I'll have to turn him over to MY leige, Sir Croda, and lordy, to be honest with you, he wouldn't even bother to spit out the bones after he was finished with you. Always remember, in this house, we are mean, nasty, violent, vile, hurtful, hateful, boastful, wasteful, insolent, indolent, impudent, insolvent, irrespectful, irreverent, irradiated, irritable, incorrigible, illegitimate, illiterate, impervious, impractical, impossible, impoverished and vain. Now, go forth and take no prisoners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 8, 2003 Author Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I don't hold with this royalty craze at all. Oh yeah, I'll work with you to maintain the traditions and honor of the CessPool, but I'll bend no knee to king or prince ... especially not Prince ... he alwas looked a bit odd to me ... not that there's anything wrong with that. Joe p.s. So what about my theme song? Well, considering you stole my sandwich, I'd say you take that theme song, roll it up real tight, and, oh, wait, we're reconciling, yeah, well, as I've said, I'm a big fan of the theme song, maybe with some Smokey and the Bandit 3, Smokey is the Bandit kind of adaptation, it would still work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Always remember, in this house, we are mean, nasty, violent, vile, hurtful, hateful, boastful, wasteful, insolent, indolent, impudent, insolvent, irrespectful, irreverent, irradiated, irritable, incorrigible, illegitimate, illiterate, impervious, impractical, impossible, impoverished and vain. Now, go forth and take no prisoners. [/QB]Reading this is stimulating and funny and sad.What more you can ask of a post? konrad Faithfull Squire to SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Ahh. I take 24 hours off, and seem to have missed most of the inanity of {CENSORED} -- shame that. Now Joe and HRH Meeks have reconciled? Good to see that -- those two will be at each other's throats, but in a King Richard/Prince John sort of way -- endless entertainment. Oh, and Joe, I did comment on the two losers at the beginnings of this thread -- of course I was not foolish enough to keep replying to them. However, the Office of the Inquisitor General agrees and joins the calls for Coventry. Finally, and by that I mean, buzz off if you disagree, I hereby nominate SgtGoody (geeze, you couldn't come up with a better nick than that?) to join the ranks of the Serfs of the One True Thread of Threads the Muthah Beautiful, the Cesspool. Steve [ February 08, 2003, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Thank you, oh thank you MrSpkr your lordship. It is so much nicer here than with the infidel. *sniff* Doesn't smell any better though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Ahh. I take 24 hours off, and seem to have missed most of the inanity of {CENSORED} -- shame that. Now Joe and HRH Meeks have reconciled? Good to see that -- those two will be at each other's throats, but in a King Richard/Prince John sort of way -- endless entertainment. Oh, and Joe, I did comment on the two losers at the beginnings of this thread -- of course I was not foolish enough to keep replying to them. However, the Office of the Inquisitor General agrees and joins the calls for Coventry. Finally, and by that I mean, buzz off if you disagree, I hereby nominate SgtGoody (geeze, you couldn't come up with a better nick than that?) to join the ranks of the Serfs of the One True Thread of Threads the Muthah Beautiful, the Cesspool. Steve A spectacle,which requires no concentration and presupposes no intelligence.. which kindles no light in the heart and awakens no hope other than the ridiculous one of someday becoming a "Justicar".. konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Medic! We've got a man hit over here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Coventry, aye. I agree with the hippie [which allows me to agree with Joe without actually acknowledging it] [ February 08, 2003, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Berlichtingen ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Bone_Vulture: This coming from a person who hasn't heard V-Ice's hardcore material.Given that his inferior quality ©rap has failed to sell, he's turned to porn? Get your facts straight before criticizing superior music. Oh. Superior?!!! Ha.....haha...... hahahahahahah........... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah HHHHAAaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAA....hahahahahaha..... Oh, crikey. I think I did myself some damage laughing hysterically. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Bone_Vulture: The true wisdom is the following: "If you have nothing good to say, it's good to say nothing."You must live by "If you have nothing meaningful to say, just keep blabbering on". Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: Given that his inferior quality ©rap has failed to sell, he's turned to porn?What was I expecting, thinking that you'd understand the delicate terminology of the music industry? No, in this case "hardcore" has no reference to pornography, so you can quit fumbling yourself. Oh, crikey. I think I did myself some damage laughing hysterically. I know, you simpletons are so easy to please. If you wish to gloat on the fact that you're tone deaf and without any discernible taste in music, the go right ahead. You must live by "If you have nothing meaningful to say, just keep blabbering on".No. May I suggest offering your below average saying as the official "peng" thread slogan? It's be so fitting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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