Malakovski Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Bone_Vulture: Common vermin, like cockroaches, are also hard to exterminate. You seem particularly determined to prove this point with you continued posts. Fortunately we have an exterminator...now where did that Grue get to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: You seem particularly determined to prove this point with you continued posts. Fortunately we have an exterminator...now where did that Grue get to? Such classy comebacks... You're going to have to accept that everything that I post here will improve the thread, since I'm not part of the "peng" scum, and thus my posts are always of higher quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Coventry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Bone_Vulture: Me, quoting other posts in a "peng" thread... For their wit? That's pretty much statistically impossible. What's so surprising about that? I can see why you must quote my collegues - your posts contain no wit so ever. Well maybe a little bit of wit..let's say half-wit! btw as for Cesspool beta testers? How about Madmatt,Rune, Berli, Harv and me. (deserves a ) Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Bone_Vulture: Such classy comebacks... Why thankyou. As acknowledged by yourself, far superior to yours. You're going to have to accept that everything that I post here will improve the thread, since I'm not part of the "peng" scum, and thus my posts are always of higher quality. Sorry, I think your posts are more ass than class. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: What's so surprising about that? I can see why you must quote my collegues - your posts contain no wit so ever. Well maybe a little bit of wit..let's say half-wit! btw as for Cesspool beta testers? ....blaablaablaa...Oh, look who's talking. You had me there for like... A split second. Are you actually trying to tell me that someone bothered to beta test this crap? Obviously it's not true, as the "peng" concept was DOA. Why thankyou. As acknowledged by yourself, far superior to yours. ..... Sorry, I think your posts are more ass than class.Look, you better just give it up if you're not going to put any effort in your already pitiful posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Bone_Vulture: Are you actually trying to tell me that someone bothered to beta test this crap? Obviously it's not true, as the "peng" concept was DOA. It lasted longer than the Bone_Vulture venture, which was obviously still-born. Still, I'd like to stick around and have a battle of wits with you, but it's obvious you're not equipped. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: It lasted longer than the Bone_Vulture venture, which was obviously still-born. Still, I'd like to stick around and have a battle of wits with you, but it's obvious you're not equipped.The "peng" concept should've never been conceived. And what are you talking about, "sticking around"? I thought you lived in this miserable dwelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 8, 2003 Author Share Posted February 8, 2003 He's a groupie! My god, he's probably got posters of mace on his closet door! I've never seen anything like it, look at the amount of postings he's made. And here we are talking to him, it must be his dream. I'll bet he's got Seanachai's rants shaved into his cranium. My God, that's freakish. Now where's that damned Joe Shaw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: He's a groupie! Dear meek person: You can address me as a "quality consultant". I will attempt to raise the level of the "peng" threads from "gut-wrenchingly disgusting" to "almost bearable", pro bono! All you have to do is shut your mouth, wipe the drool off your chin, and let me do the talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 8, 2003 Author Share Posted February 8, 2003 I think I figured it out, when I told security to send any chicks with big boobs on through the barricades, they must've thought this guy, being a tremendously large boob, fit the criteria. Oh, and I've doffed my Holmesian cap and deductive reasoning and discovered how and why this sot is still bothering us. It seems, as usual, that it's Seanachai's fault: Originally posted by Seanachai: I demand that Bone Vulture be banned on the off chance that he was supposed to be banned, and to keep all of us unexposed to whatever it is that he might have done that deserved banning. Better that a few innocents are banned than that a single guilty man escape. Also, this will probably lead to all sorts of comic high jinks and provide for many a merry moment at his expense. Originally posted by Bone_Vulture: You rat bastard. I'm worth ten "peng" thread spammers, and you ought to know that. Notice the use of the smilie and the term 'rat bastard', an expression I not only originated and made popular, but also patented (It's in between the on-line shopping cart process and the solid-state hologramatic storage assembly). Let's all have a long round of applause for our dear Seanachai and his constant attempts at attracting headless chimpanzees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: It seems, as usual, that it's Seanachai's fault: Let's all have a long round of applause for our dear Seanachai and his constant attempts at attracting headless chimpanzees.There you are. Listen you sometimes king: I've tried and tried to clear the drains, but the resident GRUE keeps dumping the contents of the chipper in them. Toxic sludge, I tell you. You see we can't even flush out the latest fluffies anymore. If you are to rule, you have to support the infrastructure! I'm supposed to escort you to the "annointing" (where is that piss-bucket?), and you're still wandering about aimlessly. Is that noxious cRAP "music" distorting your sense of direction? Then you go on to disparage my Lord. Ah, well, one out of three isn't so bad for the first month in office. Keep up the good work, carry on, as you were, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 {sigh} ... I tell you lads it wasn't like this in the OLDE days. Why when I was the Official Justicar I'd have had this GroanCulture chap in Coventry before you could say "Meeks (nb) is a right idiot" ... and I can say that pretty damned quickly thank you. I DO note that my loyal companion OGSF suggested the same but do we hear calls from the Revolving Justicar? How about the Inquisitor General? Then surely the Grue has a statement? Perhaps the king himself? NO ... not a word. It's gone to hell lads, without me to keep a lid on things it'll be like leaving honey out for the flies, they'll be swarming around in no time. And you see what comes of changing the name from Scum Sucking Newbies (SSNs) to ... {gag} ... fluffies. No panache, no style, no vim OR vigor. Meeks (nb) ... the living embodiment of the Peter Principle. The Outlaw Justicar Strikes Again! Justicar, Justicar, SSNs would flee. Justicar, Justicar, from his wails banshee. But now they just flock, And Meeks goes white as chalk. Justicar, Justicar, Justicar. I STAND FOR THE CESSPOOL! Joe p.s. I don't have the power to do so of course, but Coventry is lovely this time of year. [ February 07, 2003, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 8, 2003 Author Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by R_Leete: Listen you sometimes king: I've tried and tried to clear the drains, but the resident GRUE keeps dumping the contents of the chipper in them. Toxic sludge, I tell you. You see we can't even flush out the latest fluffies anymore. If you are to rule, you have to support the infrastructure!Oh keep it down, the next thing you know someone'll call for the creation of a Cesspool EPA. Hey, I haven't passed the Revolving Justicarship lately, not that you'll get it. Wait a minute! Wizard of Oz moment! The Revolving Justicar is a law enforcement position, so you've got to keep your ears open, right, for villainy and such, so maybe it's represented by a pair of silver ears and who needs a pair of ears like that poor little dog, Dalem! Congrats old dog, you're the Revolving Justicar, abuse as necessary! Looks like I scared off that cracker-rapper worshipping spaz, so I expect piles of plaudits from my thankful subjects. Yeah, it's good to be the king. Hail to the king, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Looks like I scared off that cracker-rapper worshipping spaz, so I expect piles of plaudits from my thankful subjects. Yeah, it's good to be the king. Hail to the king, baby. Damn, you grow optimistic fast. Unlike what your fruity 'Frisco watch might say, it's actually night, and you're on the wrong side of the planet. I'll guarantee that I'll continue improving the quality of this thrwad by any means necessary, once I wake up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: <font size=-1>But now they just flock, And Meeks goes white as chalk.</font> I know they talk funny in Utah, but I never realised they could make "flock" (no Mace, not your sort) and "chalk" rhyme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 8, 2003 Author Share Posted February 8, 2003 All right, dammit, this pasty, albino gangsta moron is still here, and my mammy always said, you want to fight a moron, you need a moron. And it's a crisis, isn't it. Well, so, what would it take, Joe Shaw, for you to accept the return to the office of Justicar? My abdication? My renunciation? My utter banishment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Then surely the Grue has a statement?***********Office of Grue************** ********Official Press Release********* *hammers* GRUE UNFORTUNATELY TRYING TO CLEAR BLOCKAGE IN MULCHER. <FONT SIZE = 1>BONE_VOLVO</FONT>'S THICK SKULL JAMMED UP WORKS GOOD AND PROPER. GRUE LOOKS FORWARD TO RESUMING NORMAL SERVICES SHORTLY...SO CAN DEAL WITH JUSTICAR OFFICE OF GRUE *************************************** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Shut up the lot og you!!!! Ive just returned home from a night on the town and Ive met this amzaing amazing gitrl... Shes my age, she thinks single dads are SO attractive (for some unknown reason), she works as a lawyer too, she is reallöy gorgeous. She's worked and lived in London the last 8 years, but she has moved back to her hometown (which is also my hometown...lucky huh) ANYWAY. She gave me her phone number and she wante dfme to call her tomorrwo. ....now Im heading for trouble again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 You knbow, the best part is I realized I was getting wayyy to drunk about an hour ago, so I said something along the lines of "I really really have to go, Im so sorry but I'll call you tonmorrow if you still want me to" She went "yes, please do thatr" And I Was so ****ing smartk because I left her before I did anything really stupid that I have a tendencey to do when Im drunk, like spill my beer all over her, or try to feel her up, opr ask her if she wants to screw or something liek that. I was smart smart stmar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Psssssssst, you guys. Come here. Notice how a particular fluffy indicates he is far smarter than the rest of us, but also confesses a love of Vanilla Ice. Things that make you go Mmmmmmmmm. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Ive just returned home from a night on the town and Ive met this amzaing amazing gitrl... Shes my age, she thinks single dads are SO attractive (for some unknown reason), she works as a lawyer too, she is reallöy gorgeous. She's worked and lived in London the last 8 years, but she has moved back to her hometown (which is also my hometown...lucky huh) ANYWAY. She gave me her phone number and she wante dfme to call her tomorrwo.How much did you have to pay her? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: I was smart smart stmar. And such an eloquent typist. I could hear the slurring, even across the web. Now, that's talent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: How much did you have to pay her? Not that much, a couple of beers, but I see it as an invenstment. But Im already starting to geel nervous about tnomrros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 8, 2003 Author Share Posted February 8, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: ...the lot og you... Ive just... Ive met this amzaing amazing gitrl... is reallöy gorgeous... and she wante dfme to call her tomorrwo... You knbow... getting wayyy to drunk... Im so sorry... yes, please do thatr... I Was so ****ing smartk... when Im drunk... spill my beer all over... feel her up, opr ask her... screw or something liek that... I was smart smart stmar. Hortlund!!! Stop whacking off while you post!!! Wipe up, take a shower and throw yourself in the mulcher!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts