Seanachai Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'll be home Thursday night and won't have to leave again until Monday. Much work to do in the CessPool and not much time to do it, but I'm made of stern stuff so I am. Let The Evildoers Tremble ... The Justicar Will Return! JoeWow, gone for a week or more, then home for 3 days, then on the road again. Did your wife find this job for you? You know, lads, I don't think we truly appreciate how much the Justicar does for us all in terms of riding herd on the SSNs, trumpeting the traditions, observing the niceties, etc. Somehow, when he gives them a hard time, there's so much less ill-feeling. Probably because they all hate him from the get-go, and their relationship is all nicely defined from the start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'll be home Thursday night and won't have to leave again until Monday. Much work to do in the CessPool and not much time to do it, but I'm made of stern stuff so I am. Let The Evildoers Tremble ... The Justicar Will Return! JoeWow, gone for a week or more, then home for 3 days, then on the road again. Did your wife find this job for you?</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 She said she prosecuted three cases during her tenureThree whole cases. Wow. You're almost up to that, aren't you MrSpkr? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: and a few braincells short.It's the malt liquor, you mass of masochistic malaise. You will fear the flaming finger of fate. <big><big><big>FEAR IT</big></big></big>, you will!</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 There was a sloth that had just been mugged by a group of snails. On the way to the police station, the officer started asking questions like they always do. The first question was what did the snails look like? The Sloth replied, "I don't remember it all happened so fast. True story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: There was a sloth that had just been mugged by a group of snails. On the way to the police station, the officer started asking questions like they always do. The first question was what did the snails look like? The Sloth replied, "I don't remember it all happened so fast. True story.Sounds like an AAR of our current dance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Lt Hortlund Tell your miscreants to stop firing wildly about the place, someone might get hurt! It would appear that the silly Swede has decided to compensate for his lack of skill by shooting at everything on the map. I thought I heard the rumblings of doom earlier in the thread but it must have been gas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />She said she prosecuted three cases during her tenureThree whole cases. Wow. You're almost up to that, aren't you MrSpkr?</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 I always thought that 'Mortgage Banker' thing was just a cover for his REAL work . . . I don't know, would you lie about your job and claim to be a *shudder* banker. The whole porn thing is probably just a hobby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 All this talk Berli, all these threats and yet have we seen hide nor hair of the Apostate One? We have not and it's a damned good thing too. NO GOOD will come of inviting him back, he who fell from grace and attempted to start a splinter thread, no good I say. As to the Utah Porn Czar Job ... IF ONLY! Hell I'd be willing, for the sake of the young 'uns you understand, to wade through uncounted pages and movies and websites filled with the most vile and disgusting depictions of pornography imaginable ... and for $150K it'd be like getting paid for what you normally do ... uh ... that is ... What they DIDN'T mention in the article is that she's a virgin too ... and proud of it. Mind you I've seen photos and, well, it may not have been ENTIRELY her choice if you get my drift. But Seanachai has the right of it ... as he is wont to do. It is by my presence that the balance is maintained. It is by my insistence upon the proper forms and procedures that order is kept. And it is by my relentless dedication to the Sacred Traditions of the MBT that the serfs are culled from the SSNs. Speaking of Serfs ... I've seen very little of my prospective squire Vadr (spelt but not bolded). He, and indeed all who aspire to such ranks, should realize that promotion to Squire is NOT automatic and results only when the Serf shows himself worthy ... (can I say Pissboy anymore? It's like opening doors for chicks you know, you get confused ... opps, I meant to say dames, no, not THOSE Dames, just broads in general ... uh, no wait, I meant ... ah to hell with it.) Joe p.s. MrSpkr did it not occur to you that whilst on the road I might not have access to my personal email? Did I not provide my cell phone number? I tell you I'm having second thoughts about making you The Official Counsel of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread! [ January 15, 2003, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Whore-to-culture has found teh ultimate cheat!! Get this - in this stupid armoured car thingie I bought my forces - oh yay - more green and conscript russians than you can shake an empty vodka bottle at. Now when it comes time to deploy some of them seem to have decided they want that bottle and have gone AWOL to find it. Now is that a cunning plot or what?? This guy deserves to be something more than whatever he is........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Die Justicar spake thusly: Speaking of Serfs ... I've seen very little of my prospective squire Vadr (spelt but not bolded). Despite the awe in which I hold you (urggh), I remind you once more that you are becoming senile, or at least inattentive. I am moving, I am playing in a tournament, I spent last weekend painting and I'm chasing two kids and a frazzled wife around. I don't have time this week to spend hours watching MrSpkr cry in his beer (no matter how pleasant the prospect) nor to pay much attention to this mutual innuendo society being created by the elder Seanachai and the possibly unbalanced Berlichtingen (have you seen that Tutu?). Nevertheless (Wake UP back there!) I have had the time to continue my games with Delta Dalem. Gaylord and Nidan1 (whom I'm boring to death). I am, of course, winning all of them handily despite the sheer, unadulterated gaminess of the aforementioned Twits. As soon as I finish these, I'll begin spanking eggburt. _______________________ Vadr Deeds, not words 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Just wanted a chance to stop by and say you all are a bunch of nobs. Except Berli of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 so what...Berli is just a single nob? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: All this talk Berli, all these threats and yet have we seen hide nor hair of the Apostate One? We have not and it's a damned good thing too. NO GOOD will come of inviting him back, he who fell from grace and attempted to start a splinter thread, no good I say.Good? Who freakin' cares about good? It is by my presence that the balance is maintained. It is by my insistence upon the proper forms and procedures that order is kept. And it is by my relentless dedication to the Sacred Traditions of the MBT that the serfs are culled from the SSNs.And your excuse for the last three threads is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: p.s. MrSpkr did it not occur to you that whilst on the road I might not have access to my personal email? Did I not provide my cell phone number?You were serious about that? I was afraid if I dialed it I would end up paying $1.99 a minute to listen to some guy named Bruce breathe heavily into the mouthpiece. I tell you I'm having second thoughts about making you The Official Counsel of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread!Face it, with your road schedule, you DO need a Consiglieri . . . Besides, I already offered to buy the first round (and probably dinner as well, I'm a softy, ask Sneezy) when next our paths cross. In all seriousness, I misplaced the number and sent an email, hoping you would get it. I hope my poor communication skills did not keep you from, well, whatever the hell it is you do for entertainment while on the road. Steve [ January 16, 2003, 12:12 AM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Blathered by Joe Shaw (bloated, not svelt) Speaking of Serfs ... I've seen very little of my prospective squire Vadr (spelt but not bolded). Like father, like son, I guess. [ January 16, 2003, 12:42 AM: Message edited by: Moriarty ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I tell you I'm having second thoughts about making you The Official Counsel of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread!No worries... With HMM Meeks I taking the position of King, we need a new inquisitor... and MrSpkr seems well qualified for that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by Mike: so what...Berli is just a single nob?One big nob as opposed to a bunch of small nobs. It is called, in scientific grog lingo, conservation of nobism, which says that having one big nob is far better than being covered with little nobs like a putz such as Seanachi or having a head that looks like a nob has been stuck in it once to often, such as Joe Shaw. It is all a measure of your affective state and its relation to your supernob, which is somehow connected to the superego, and if you pull it often enough, you will go blind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Oh, I still owe MrSpkr a beer. We need you back in the war Steve by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by Slapdragon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike: so what...Berli is just a single nob?One big nob as opposed to a bunch of small nobs. It is called, in scientific grog lingo, conservation of nobism, which says that having one big nob is far better than being covered with little nobs like a putz such as Seanachi or having a head that looks like a nob has been stuck in it once to often, such as Joe Shaw. It is all a measure of your affective state and its relation to your supernob, which is somehow connected to the superego, and if you pull it often enough, you will go blind.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr: Die Justicar spake thusly: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Speaking of Serfs ... I've seen very little of my prospective squire Vadr (spelt but not bolded). Despite the awe in which I hold you (urggh), I remind you once more that you are becoming senile, or at least inattentive. I am moving, I am playing in a tournament, I spent last weekend painting and I'm chasing two kids and a frazzled wife around. I don't have time this week to spend hours watching MrSpkr cry in his beer (no matter how pleasant the prospect) nor to pay much attention to this mutual innuendo society being created by the elder Seanachai and the possibly unbalanced Berlichtingen (have you seen that Tutu?). Nevertheless (Wake UP back there!) I have had the time to continue my games with Delta Dalem. Gaylord and Nidan1 (whom I'm boring to death). I am, of course, winning all of them handily despite the sheer, unadulterated gaminess of the aforementioned Twits. As soon as I finish these, I'll begin spanking eggburt. _______________________ Vadr Deeds, not words</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 O' brother, where art thou? Berli finally ended the torture with: No worries... With HMM Meeks I taking the position of King, we need a new inquisitor... and MrSpkr seems well qualified for that I guess that's a wrap boys. Pack up the wagon, Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: O' brother, where art thou? </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Berli finally ended the torture with: No worries... With HMM Meeks I taking the position of King, we need a new inquisitor... and MrSpkr seems well qualified for that I guess that's a wrap boys. Pack up the wagon, Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are dead.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Butter, oak, sherry take deep the brimming air, rest. Balvenie Double [ January 16, 2003, 09:13 AM: Message edited by: Egbert ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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