flamingknives Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Isn't it unfair, giving MG "special" troops, or is it that his very prescence as battlefield commander makes them as "special" as he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Maybe someone should point out that molten TNT isn't best used for fixing plumbing. Melting faces: yes DIY: No. Bumping threads: only if used skilfully :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 GOODWAFFLE!!!!!! Front and center, maggot!!! Yer falling asleep boyo! This was halfway down the second page without a growl from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 GGARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGRAGRAGRAGRARGGRGGG AGRG G G GRAAGRAGR AGRGRGAGRARAR GRAGR GGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Wake up scumsuckers!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desimhome Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Mortar golf anyone plenty of hot furious TNT. :mad: bump 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 I think CheeryThreadMasterGoodWaffleAle has gotten hooked on mortar golf. He gets to chuck eighteen holes worth of his specially blended molten furious TNT, and nobody chucks any back. Come to think of it, I like that idea, too. He didn't even notice this had slipped to page 2 again! :eek: [ January 14, 2003, 09:58 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desim8 Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 me neither 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Update from the depths of the Black Forest - you'll be pleased to learn that on turn 20 of MG's "epic" battle Soddball and I have finally located some TNT and, more importantly, each other. Now if only my chaps could learn how to fling it properly... Teddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: Update from the depths of the Black Forest - you'll be pleased to learn that on turn 20 of MG's "epic" battle Soddball and I have finally located some TNT and, more importantly, each other. Now if only my chaps could learn how to fling it properly... TeddyDid you guys remember to give orders, or were you just clicking the "Go" button? :confused: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 I can't imagine why it took you maggots 20 turns to find each other, let alone to find the hordes of TNT I slung at you before the battle started!! :mad: jesus H christ! :mad: The skunk-loving briefing was stained with TNT for the love of the Virgin Mary!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Put a sock in it and send me my turn MG. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I can't imagine why it took you maggots 20 turns to find each other, let alone to find the hordes of TNT I slung at you before the battle started!! :mad: jesus H christ! :mad: The skunk-loving briefing was stained with TNT for the love of the Virgin Mary!! :mad: :mad: Just wait for the lovingly-crafted AAR, when all will be revealed. Teddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Captain Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Bump for the cage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Back from the hospital and ready to rock! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 You know, all this makes chucking molten TNT against a human look like fun. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: You guys got any room on your dance cards? If so, I swear there will be TNT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 First off, I would like to mention: DEAR LORD THATS A LOT OF TANKS! It seems our favorite TNT chucking friend will finally get his chance as apprxoimately a company of russian armor rushes towards my poor wehrmachtlings. And a couple companies of infantry. They however don't count, as so far MG has proven ludicrously incompetent when using anything that might be killed by anything other than a close assualt or 50m shot to the flank. Case in point: Entire russian platoon conducts attack on tank hunter team, two squads assualting the actual position: End result dead tank hunter team, 6 russians down, one squad crawling away. Oh yes, and the fun-fun run across the open road platoon has apaprently had to retreat to woods from wehcne it came, thoug judging by the little digital screams (high pitched, like MG's voice) they won't be coming out again too soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 Halfway down page 3? :mad: :mad: This is definitely living dangerously. I guess MG was too busy finishing his AAR to notice. So now this thread takes a flying leap back to page 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 Now that I know the basic structure of your defense I will roll in like thunder with my armor and a tidal wave with my screaming infantry to demolish anything that resembles German DNA maggot face!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 You skunk bangers better get with it or I swear by the crusty maggots on your faces I'll slither!! :mad: :mad: :mad: GAARARGARGARGAGRARGAGRGARARGAGRGARAGR!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 19, 2003 Author Share Posted January 19, 2003 My updates: Hurrah for Goodale's scenario creating abilities. I am currently facing the wrong end of a Brummbar - lots of armour and 150mm of death. Fortunately I am carving my way through Teddy Windsor's infantry because they were drunk on meths. My game vs Hortlund is proceeding with very little excitement. At the moment, I am pinging 20mm rounds off a T34 to alleviate the boredom, and my infantry are practicing their suicide rushes. Abbott, you're in charge of the new thread title. Make sure that you don't let Goodale out of his cage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MasterGoodale Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 Hey Sodball, who created the scenario you are playing Hortlund in?? It wasn't me was it maggot-sack!!? If it was there would be lots of limbs and bloody faces scattered about. And which scenario are you playing Teddy in? :mad: I forget. Are you going to send me an AAR (brief)? I hope so because if the scenario is worth improving on I will! :mad: I have a real doosy for someone who wants to try the improved version of "Mein Kampf". It's the battle I'm playtesting against WallyBob god bless his TNT-shattered soul. I have already made many improvements based on his feedback as well as my own! :mad: There's plenty of hot TNT and fun terrain in this one and I'm having a blast so far! Or is Wally the one having a blast. . . AOL!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 20, 2003 Author Share Posted January 20, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Hey Sodball, who created the scenario you are playing Hortlund in?? It wasn't me was it maggot-sack!!? If it was there would be lots of limbs and bloody faces scattered about. And which scenario are you playing Teddy in? :mad: I forget. Are you going to send me an AAR (brief)? I hope so because if the scenario is worth improving on I will! :mad: I have a real doosy for someone who wants to try the improved version of "Mein Kampf". It's the battle I'm playtesting against WallyBob god bless his TNT-shattered soul. I have already made many improvements based on his feedback as well as my own! :mad: There's plenty of hot TNT and fun terrain in this one and I'm having a blast so far! Or is Wally the one having a blast. . . AOL!! :mad: :mad: I'm playing Hortlund in a QB, and Windsor is enjoying your scenario with me. Yeesh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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