flamingknives Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Get back onto the first page, damn you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 30, 2002 Author Share Posted December 30, 2002 My turns have been sent back out to my future wives. Hey GoodFellah, how's that battle coming on that I shipped to you? Having fun? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: My turns have been sent back out to my future wives. Hey GoodFellah, how's that battle coming on that I shipped to you? Having fun? If it's the battle he is supposed to be sending to me, he must be letting it age for a while. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 I think he's hiding because of the thorough spanking Im giving him in our battle. Yes, young mr Goodale needs to learn not to roll his T-34s and KV-1s in a straight line towards big cats. Btw mr Gay, you're up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 GGRAGRAGRAGARGR!!! :mad: I didn't roll anything in a straight line maggot!! Oh and hey that hot grey fiery stuff all over your Krauts faces and burning your tanks?? yeah that's TNT. :mad: I'll send the scenario to you tonight Dave. You'll wish I hadn't scumnuts :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 *Bump* Cage to first page. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 He slipped out again. For God's sake, please keep this thing on the first page. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Originally posted by Wallybob: Why?Because when this thread isn't on the first page, MasterWaffle has this nasty habit of starting a new thread. That's the reason this thread exists, to keep him from spreading throughout the forums like some kind of virus. I'm not sure if anyone has told him there is more than one page to each forum. GRRR!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Just thought I'd teach you maggots just how it COULD be if I decide to make it that way!! :mad: Those of you out there who owe me turns you know who you are so get with it!! :mad: I have dropped the following PBEM games since I have not heard boo from the following players for several weeks!! :mad: Thermoplae (I must have given him a good beating in the next turn) Mr Bill (He never had a chance anyway) Therefore I declare victory by forfeit and overwhelming fear of my TNT-Chuckers! :mad: You will now be added to the Harem! Taht's right bitches, don't start a game with me unless you intend to finish it! GGRAGRAGRARGG FFAAAARAGRGRAGRRRRGGG!!!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Well, then MasterTNT, Seems you have openings on your dance card. Maggot, why don't you fling an angry TNT laden game my way so you can growl in agony as your peasant hordes torch and your clankety coffins burn!!!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 ooohhhh we'll just see how happy your molten face is when it gets slathered with my furious TNT and ignited by a white-hot bullet scum-scrotum!! :mad: I'll send you a setup alright! I'll send you a setup containing TNT that's so damn furious! So skunk-piss angry! you'll need to hire a company of military psychologists just to talk the TNT into killing you quickly!! :mad: :mad: GGARRAGARRAGRAAGRGRAGRAGRAGRARRGAGRARGRAGRRARAGR AGRGRGRAGRGRGARGRGAGRA RRARGGRGAR R ARGAGRAGRAGRARAGRAA GGGGGGG G GG G!!!!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spook Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 It sounds as that MasterBadBeer can't get enough of mad-minute close-quarters CM fighting. Tell you what, MG. A scenario I've been working up should be done in a couple of days. It's a reinforced Soviet combined-arms battalion assault to storm a built-up town that's divided by a river (multiple crossings, though), mid-'43 on the central sector. Not a big map, but good force size for each, 5000+ for the Soviets. That enough TNT for you to try when it's done? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabssssoooooooooooooooluuuuuuuuuutely maggot!!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 On his own designed scenario, I just fed his KV-1 some tungsten. Molten KV-1. Much better than this TNT stuff. Bwahaaahaaa. Gobs of TNT, and such. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Send me my turns you lazy sods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 ...poke... ...poke... ...bump. Any Rampaging GGRRs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desimhome Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 GARRRR bump :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Don't worry sack lickers, there is plenty of very hot and bitter TNT coming right back at ya down the pipe :mad: And Hortlund, I thought I sent you the last turn but I'll recheck you non-tnt chucking skunk cock! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Is it me, or have all the recent "goodwill and peace on earth" vibes blunted MG's TNT encrusted edge? He's going through the motions (insert grimaces and growls here), but his heart just doesn't seem to be in it anymore ... much like poor Soddball, who appears to have lost the will to live since embarking on our "epic" encounter in the depths of the Black Forest. Almost a third of the way through the "battle" (I'm now thinking our forces must have missed each other in the gloom and am about to turn my weary men around to head back for a second sweep) and the turns are being exchanged at almost the same rate as the furious, bitter trinitrotoluene - not at all. War really is hell. Bottoms up, Teddy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 *rattles cage bars* Good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Don't worry sack lickers, there is plenty of very hot and bitter TNT coming right back at ya down the pipe :mad: And Hortlund, I thought I sent you the last turn but I'll recheck you non-tnt chucking skunk cock! :mad: Goodwaffle!!! :mad: :mad: Front and center, you addle-brained TNT eater!!! Where's my feckin' setup? Let's see if poking you in the growl box gets some angry TNT in my mailbox! {sharpens a popsicle stick} *poke* *poke* Growl and bare your teeth, you hell-spawn of a grenade and a half-eaten landmine! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 2, 2003 Author Share Posted January 2, 2003 :mad: :mad: RARRRMAGGOTS!! My turns has gone out to Hortlund - that twonk Windsor owes me. My girlfriend seems to think that taking me to 5,000,000 shops in the post-Christmas sales is the way to fill me full of joy. Oh boy, was she wrong. SO FEEL SOME HATE YOU WORTHLESS PIGS! What do I hate most? I hate the fat lardy hairy woman who stands in an aisle in the clothes shop and when you say "excuse me please" and try to get past she breathes out I hate the dizzy cow who trails along with three out-of-control toddlers, all of whom walk along slowly in front of you and when one of them walks into your knee, falls over and starts crying, the mother blames you. I hate the giggly teenage girls who have to go about in groups of nine, who meander like a crippled minibus back and forth across the thirty-metre wide shopping centre. I hate the fat, sweaty man who tried on a jumper four sizes too small - stretching it to crap and making it stink - two reasons why I didn't buy it. I hate the gormless, drooling shop assistants who act as though they're doing you a favour when you try to buy something. I hate the way that the only thing you really, really wanted to buy is the only thing that isn't on special offer. I hate the fact that 'sale' in French means 'dirty' - and sales always make me feel slightly grubby. Most of all, I hate the sack of pus twat drivers in the car parks, who, as soon as they enter the car parks, have their eyes and ears sucked out with a tube, so they can't see or hear any other vehicles and this makes them drive like total spastics. I nearly had three people reverse into my car today. BASTARDS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: The person who touches my car dies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 OOOHHH MISTER MAN believe me I haven't lost my spirit and I HAVE NOT cut back production of my bitter, furious TNT!! :mad: I have I believe FOUR pbem games going that require a great deal of TNT-Chucking, add that to the holiday traveling, remodeling my downstairs and the wife wanting more attention than EVER and you have one angry, TNT-deprived, TNT-craving, bitter Chucker!! Oh and don't forget that when my wife goes shopping for THREE HOURS I can't play because somebody has to watch the daughter!!! :mad: GGRARGARGARGAGRAGRARGARGAGRAGRAGRA!!! :mad: I'M GONNA FILL YOUR BRAINLESS LEAD MAGNET SO FULL OF HOT TNT A GOOD SUNNY DAY WILL POP IT!!! :mad: You so called "soldiers" are nothing but chucker-wannabe, lard-assed, bubble-gum-chewing, fried-chicken-eating, american-flag-burning, non-exercising sacks of bloated skunk nads!!! :mad: My knees and elbows are bleeding maggots from the last time I low-crawled downstairs to my computer to chuck some TNT!! :mad: And snarker what are you talking about??!! You want a setup!!? YOU WANT A SETUP you low-life, sack-sweat-licking, lice-spawning excuse for a maggot!!??? YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SETUP!!! :mad: But I'll send you one anyway!! It was nice knowing ya pecker lips! :mad: I was up at the crack of dawn's ass chucking lead this morning you ungrateful, non-cmbb-playing, non-world-war-II-studying, non-wife-banging puss sacks!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted January 2, 2003 Share Posted January 2, 2003 MasterGoodale, GrandMaster TNT Chucker, I stand corrected. I don't know how I could ever have doubted your unique talents and hope the rest of the year is as inspired as this frankly fantastic start. But who's Dawn? She sounds like my kind of girl ... I'm off to inspect Soddball's latest manoeuvres, but I'm free for canapés and cocktails at 10ish if she's interested. Toodle-pip, Teddy [Edited because I can] [ January 02, 2003, 04:32 PM: Message edited by: Edward Windsor ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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