Egbert Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AussieJeff: Don't you mean "Lie down and stick your head in the kitty litter with all your might until morning.."*smacks hand......with 100kg iron block* OI! Get mits off Kitty's litter, that's a religious icon, tha is. And If Grue catches you coveting it once more, Grue will give such a pinch.... as in the pinch recieved by being pinned between a King Tiger's tracks and the ground. Grue </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Originally posted by Egbert: Put it up little man. Your choices. That...that was a challenge? I've seen newborn kittens hit harder than that. For the luv of Berli, put a little piss and vinegar into. Pathetic. SSN Hint Of The Day: Pledge money that you won’t be sending. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Originally posted by AussieJeff: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: {...piffle...}(huh???) I see by your UNHIDEABLE POST STATS that you have made a most paltry and ultimately piffling 722 posts to this place? Good god, fellow. Have you <U>NO GALL AT ALL</U>?? Are you no better than a {gack!} FLUFFETTE? Speak up man or forever hold your piece!! AJ </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 AJ you could always send me a set up too. Or better yet, I'll get Moriarty to put us a little one sided challenge together. Until then.....shut up and sod off!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by bauhaus: AJ you could always send me a set up too. Hey AJ, send him one of your "fair and balanced" scenarios for playtesting. {snicker...snicker...} 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Hola, reprobates. Just back from a brutal all day shoot and checking in to see if I've missed anything. Glad to see I've not missed a thing. Carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Sorry to see the shooters missed you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bauhaus: AJ you could always send me a set up too. Hey AJ, send him one of your "fair and balanced" scenarios for playtesting. {snicker...snicker...} </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Sorry to see the shooters missed you. Actually, they didn't. You see, the idjits were aiming for head shots on Boo, and WE know there is nothing inside Boo's airhead worth a cracker... all they managed to do was release some more hot air... phhhhhhtttt-ttt! Still, the effect would have been essentially the same if they had aimed instead for his BUTT-OCKS ie: the REAL seat of his lerning. Sir AJ Self-Proclaimed Cesspool Gameykeeper [ January 23, 2003, 08:22 PM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by Lars : ... Now sod off. [/QB]You are correct sir, I was in much too nice a mood yesterday. So I took your suggestion to heart. I found it's not all that hard. Here's a happy photo: Thanks for the invite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by AussieJeff: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Sorry to see the shooters missed you. Actually, they didn't. You see, the idjits were aiming for head shots on Boo, and WE know there is nothing inside Boo's airhead worth a cracker... all they managed to do was release some more hot air... phhhhhhtttt-ttt! Still, the effect would have been essentially the same if they had aimed instead for his BUTT-OCKS ie: the REAL seat of his lerning. Sir AJ Self-Proclaimed Cesspool Gameykeeper </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: There is a bitterly cold wind blowing into PA from Ohio. Boomust be facing north-south. Into PA, you guys gotta be used to it. Here in Richmond we're running 30 degrees colder than average. The heater in this place isn't made for sustained cold. I'm thinkin' of opening the 'fridge to warm the place up a little. I ought to play a few Russian winter games since it would be so easy to get the feel of the game. Oh and that gamey, slimy oystertrailian AJ sends me an assault on open farmland on small map 3000 points. Can you say "Slaughter starting on turn 1?" 'Course I'm defending on this miniscule map so he has to start right on top of the defenses. No long range sniping with AT guns here. I think the ranges will be more like tossing grenades into the kitchen. You guys didn't warn me about this pillock breath down-underness. Must be part of the hazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laxx Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 AJ: What's a FLUFFETTE ? I checked google but the closest association is Fluffer, which Urbandictionary.com defines as "fluffer "FLUF-er" (noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform. Is that what you meant in your many-a-previous post ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by laxx: AJ: What's a FLUFFETTE ? I checked google but the closest association is Fluffer, which Urbandictionary.com defines as "fluffer "FLUF-er" (noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform. Is that what you meant in your many-a-previous post ? Fitting but no, LOL. You need to look a bit further. A fluffette is one type of fluffy. Also, an ancient ceremonial term used in these MBT. For further details check the mirror. Then sod off. Hint: when you check the mirror, first approach the mirror so that the right side would be visible if your eyes were in your ear. Then turn very quickly facing it. IF you do this fast enough, you can spot it. Try it a couple of times, if you can't get it, get someone to look in the mirror for you. But if you have neck problems, don't hurt yourself, just have your buddy look. It's easier with a newer, clean mirror, and much easier to spot in a mirror than without it. Some can just use a nice reflective window. It's easier to see if you don't have a high collar, and push your hair out of the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by Egbert: Two Aussies fightin' over the litter. No wonder their ladies like us Nord 'Mericans soooo much.Result of statistical survey (random sample) of the girls at work, 92% agreed that they detested and loathed Egbert. The remaining 8% had no comment, but did wretch violently in the nearest paper bin. Mace [ January 24, 2003, 03:17 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laxx Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 no egbert, Flufferette: Your job sucks. [ January 24, 2003, 03:08 AM: Message edited by: laxx ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 whoopsy, double post [ January 24, 2003, 03:16 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Ok, hello all. I just thought I should say hello to everyone as I am drunk ( I am sure someone is to blame ) . I just finished getting drunk over the end of the working shift ithe sky is full of smoke, ( I blame Mace). What is really scary is that omeone else is saying I am scary???????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by Speedy: Ok, hello all. I just thought I should say hello to everyone as I am drunk ( I am sure someone is to blame ) . I just finished getting drunk over the end of the working shift ithe sky is full of smoke, ( I blame Mace). What is really scary is that omeone else is saying I am scary???????? You ARE scary drunk!!!! AJ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by Speedy: I just finished getting drunk over the end of the working shift ithe sky is full of smoke, ( I blame Mace).Yeh, blame me, I'm used to it. We're shrouded in smoke as well over here - I guess Stukes forgot about the snags he had on the barby. btw I'm not drunk, bastage! Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by laxx: no egbert, Flufferette: Your job sucks. Oh great. A Laxxette calling a Fluffete out? How ........ poignant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 I see my plan to incinerate the entire continent of Oddstraylia is working, even the drunks and Aussie Jeff (who wouln't notice a King Tiger if it was parked in his yard} can see the smoke....well on to NZ. Hey what happened to the little doo dads that were at the bottom of each post? I know I saw them yesterday. [ January 24, 2003, 06:49 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Oh... A Pennsyltoonian...I knew I loathed and detested you for a reason. Stealer's fan. Person who says "Y'ins" because the plural of "you" is too difficult is too difficult to pronounce. An entire state where the Amish are the more technically advanced. I really wish we could just give you guys to France and be done with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by Mace : </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Egbert: Two Aussies fightin' over the litter. No wonder their ladies like us Nord 'Mericans soooo much.Result of statistical survey (random sample) of the girls at work, 92% agreed that they detested and loathed Egbert. The remaining 8% had no comment, but did wretch violently in the nearest paper bin. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by Oddbert: Nong, I said ladies, not little girls. Our appeal doesn't kick in so much 'til after they hit the harmonal stages. Are you talking about choir girls?, you git, they can usually be harmonious, but are still in fact what we would refer to as "jail bait". [ January 24, 2003, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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