niles Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 CM2 had better have DRAGONS TEETH a chief fotification on both sides, one they forgot to put in CMBO which was not rarely used but was infact al over the Siegfied line so Thbbbtbtb to you idiots who think they werent common enough to use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babra Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Sorry. Due to limited time they were replaced by the Sturmtiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niles Posted June 21, 2001 Author Share Posted June 21, 2001 IF THE GOD DAMN STRUMTIGER REPLACED DRAGONS TEETH I WILL SHOOT SOMEONE A VEHICLE THAT WAS ONLY BUILT 18 times replaced one of the most effective and common fortfications, listen if I am defending something, I would rather have Dragons teeth than a lousy ass Sturmtiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babra Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 lol. I was just kiddin'. But then again, we won't know 'til we see it now, will we... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Baaaaaaabra's just kidding. They're really not in there so the IS-3 can be!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niles Posted June 21, 2001 Author Share Posted June 21, 2001 YOU MEAN THEY PUT THE JS III in the game too!? UGGGHHH!! Well then why didnt CMBO have the Sturmpanther or better yet the MONSTER MAUS awww now that would have been swwweett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Carrot Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Dragons teeth? Where did the find the Dragon/s, and was it/they Red, Green, Silver, Gold or perhaps Multi-Hued? I guess if they were German they might be from a Black or White one as well. As for the ST or the IS3 phooie. Give me the Matilda any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Niles, you need to cut down on the caffeine - or maybe it's Testor's you're on? That last email you sent me was completely bizarre. I suggest you switch from the tubed stuff to the liquid cement; leaves less of a hangover. EDIT: And the email you sent me in response to the post above got you onto my list of "blocked senders". You ARE the weakest link...goodbye! [ 06-21-2001: Message edited by: Michael Dorosh ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 If you're going to have dragons, I want the Knights of the Round Table as well. I hope BTS have the information to accurately model the penetration power of a historically accurate sword or halbard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrene Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 My cat's breath smells like cat food. Gyrene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busboy Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Knights of the round table quake in fear at the aproach of the knightts who say... Ni! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Who's going to do the textures for the coconuts?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warmaker Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 To hell with the coconuts! Who's going to do the textures for the Shrubbery? Also, I am curious as to how BTS is going to model individual "flesh wounds" in CM2... [ 06-21-2001: Message edited by: Warmaker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Hi MOM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: If you're going to have dragons, I want the Knights of the Round Table as well. I hope BTS have the information to accurately model the penetration power of a historically accurate sword or halbard.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You mean that excellent sword Excalibur!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Cpl Carrot, if you're gonna have a dragon around, make it a Chromatic Dragon. Gyrene, I don't want to know what you were doing that got you so close face to face with your cat. Too much information. As for coconuts, we will do BTS one better with the sound. The Knights of the Cesspool are willing to rent out Squires to portray historically accurate clippity-clop sounds beside, above, and behind you to give you that real environmental audio experience while the Knights of the Round Table ride about on your monitor. Oh, and mensch, I'll relay the message as soon as she wakes up... [ 06-21-2001: Message edited by: Herr Oberst ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Carrot Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 No, Excaliber is for girls. I think he means Old Thing-a-me-bob. (how you put superscripts in these things???) Cpl Carrot PS HI MUM Still waiting for that email. PPS no offence was ever intended by this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaBellum Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Strange creatures have come to this place lately... And they seem to be on drugs, too. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barticus Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ParaBellum: Strange creatures have come to this place lately... And they seem to be on drugs, too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're only just noticing!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Capt Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 CM2 HAD BETTER HAVE EXPLODING BANGALORE CHICKENS OR I AM GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN BLUE....DONT THINK I WONT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtz Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Bangalore Chicken? But surely you must mean Tandoori Chicken!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THumpre Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 You had better be able to kick them in the voonerables in close combat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pzman Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by niles: YOU MEAN THEY PUT THE JS III in the game too!? UGGGHHH!! Well then why didnt CMBO have the Sturmpanther or better yet the MONSTER MAUS awww now that would have been swwweett<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Take your pills and com down! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Havermeyer- Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 African or European chickens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted June 21, 2001 Share Posted June 21, 2001 Oh dear, now look what I've done. It wasn't even a Monty Python reference. The Knights of the Round Table did actually exist, you know, although I doubt they were quite as amusing as their more recent incarnations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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