Croda Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: You really have to wonder who got the short end of that deal. Jeff<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Easy, the resident sheep. Bah, Bah, BAH!!!! And there will be no arguing over who has the rights to kick my ass! Everyone here has equal right to kick my ass! I do not play favorites (at least not all the time) and anyone who wants to take a shot at Croda can have it. So, Bastard, while I appreciate your attempts to shield me from the ignoble ahistorical flanker known as Marlow (who neglects to point out that I hold the VL and his tanks are tin cans no matter how you cut it) but it is not at all necessary. My ass is here for general kicking and the fact that you would like to keep it to yourself, well, it scares me. And hello YK2 sweety! I hope that PawBroon boy isn't bothering you any more. I thought he'd stop since I dragged his French monsieurs out into a field and shot them with 105mm HE. He blowed up really nice! ------------------ "THAT DUCK SHALL NOT HAVE DIED IN VAIN!" - Senachai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coralsaw Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 The old trick works. Once you pretend slamming the door behind you, then all the uberpathetic, sycophantic, vomit spouting, horse-****e-addicted singletonIQ moronic fek-(German for **** I spose)faces throw their battle axes. I am here to stay you deranged-prosac-fed-double-depressos until the sky falls on my head! Mabreastshanginglow why don't you leave shoveling bat**** to your Real Life experience and start being more sarcastic you git. Taunting my use of English is as pathetic as living in Vienna, Va, rather than Vienna, Austria! My English, you hommo wastus, is much better than your Greek. Yes you idiotic scunk (do you really know what idiotic means, it's a Greek word), you prolonged PreMenstrualSyndrome, I am not a native English speaker, I'm Greek to the bone and proud of it. Better get used to it, I'm here to stay. So send the freaking setup when you want, I can wait to spank you as long as it takes. jdmoronarse Who's got anything to prove to you Dr Retardo? Nobody gives a Marlow for you. Or like we say in Greek: Klase mou t'arxidia... If I ever meet you on the battlefield, I will pulverise your sorry pants faster than you can say "It's all Greek to me!" Berwhatthe****doesyourhandlemeanlichtingen Is it that difficult to voice more than two (count them: 2) words without having to pull your extremity out of your rectum? Let me search for a Breathing Exercise URL and get back to you. See, I have dignity! ------------------ My squads are panicking, must be the stench in the cesspool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: He blowed up really nice!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> At least one of us had been blown Mate. Now quit whinning about flanking move as I recall you relied heavily on that. How do you think an inefficient bugger like yourself could claim victory over me when all of the others and been put to shame? ------------------ I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow: [i've played like.... 3 PBEMs and I am like.. really good.] <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Prepare to be wearing your butt for a hat, cause I am gonna stick your head so far up it you will be able to give yourself a prostate check-up with your tongue. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coleslaw: See, I have dignity!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ah, he is kicking back! As a Greek I wouldn't want you to do more personal things to my back than merely kicking it... Say Peeping Tom, if you are to take the back seat of my soon to start new PBEM with Gaffertape, you'd better make me proud of you in here. Err, backseater... Say, are you Greek as in Greek tragedy or as in nasty rear end surprise? We already got ourselves the SheepMeister, do we need to attract every single SerialDipper in here? ------------------ I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 29, 2000 Author Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: if your going to post pics post Mace's photo collection of all those girlfriends of his... I found it in a very very very lost thread of his... or was that from Interpol.. oh well <center> </center><HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mensch, I think posting porn on this thread is uncalled for....now I'm going to have to take a cold shower. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: I appreciate your attempts to shield me from the ignoble ahistorical flanker known as Marlow <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ah, my dear Crawdad, even if I did what you so slanderously allege (damn, where's a lawyer when you need him), I would be but upholding a proud Cesspool tradition. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon in the (head bowed) old thread: We are fierce historical inaccuracers. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-28-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow quoting a famed and talented Frog: We are fierce historical inaccuracers.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I can tell you loved that one. PawBroon, French and official supplier of sig since 1968. ------------------ I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coralsaw Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Say, are you Greek as in Greek tragedy or as in nasty rear end surprise? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Pornbroom, Let's dispell the myth that Greek share the same traits as NZers: They don't. To answer in the oh so formal forum way. Yes, I enjoy CM voyeurism. In fact every time I watch Gaffer's turn, I dress in traditional Greek Royal Guard ("Tsolias") combat clothes and fondle myself in front of the living room mirror. So sue me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coslaw: ...I'm Greek to the bone and proud of it. ...I can wait to spank you as long as it takes. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Speaks for itself. ------------------ We are fierce historical inaccuracers - PawBroon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coslaw: So sue me!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Down Morsey. ------------------ We are fierce historical inaccuracers - PawBroon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coleslaw: Yes, I enjoy CM voyeurism. In fact every time I watch Gaffer's turn, I dress in traditional Greek Royal Guard dress and fondle myself in front of the living room mirror.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well then I'll make sure you are enjoying yourself. Too bad you hadn't partake on the one that's just ending because it was truly great. Mind you Gaff has a somewhat different appreciation of my masterful dispatching of his troops. But who cares about one who's not even posting in here? BTW, you being our first Greek ever, here comes a traditional joke to dispel the idea that you might be welcome in here: It's a whore who's visiting her gynecologist and after much probing here and there, the guy tells her that she got herself Chlamydae... So the poor sod being understaffed in the basic understanding of VDs asks the gynecologist, Chlamydae!! What are those?! And the Doctor to answer, well, Chlamydae comes from the Greek, and the whore to yell I WAS ****ING CERTAIN, THAT GREEK WAS AN UGLY MOTHER ****ER!!! Now bugger off... ------------------ I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus [This message has been edited by PawBroon (edited 11-28-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest YK2 Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 Pawbroon...... Where will it all end?????? ------------------ PawBroon, French and official supplier of sig since 1968...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow: Ah, my dear Crawdad, even if I did what you so slanderously allege (damn, where's a lawyer when you need him), I would be but upholding a proud Cesspool tradition.]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry Marlbutt but I am afraid that the Canons of Legal Ethics (sit down everyone and wipe that smile off} preclude my assistance due to an unfortunate Conflict of Interest, i.e., he is My Bitch™ until his generalship and win/loss ratio prove otherwise and a little remembered, oft forgot legal Maxim. "TRUTH IS A DEFENSE" ------------------ If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram [This message has been edited by jdmorse (edited 11-28-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: Bauhaus, ya nong! Learn the lingo, mate! Pommie ---> English ---> very bad, especially the whinging ones. Aussie ---> Australian ---> real men & women, a benchmark that the rest of the world should be compared with! Now P*ss off! Mace <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm so sorry ya POMMIE. Didn't mean to call you something (pommie) insulting (pommie). But what should I (pommie) expect from the (pommie) Son of a Knicker wearer (pommie). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxx_IK Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 Is there room for an American on the board? I hope so.... *pulls the carrier of beer off the back of his Pershing and drags it inside* ------------------ I can't think of anything to put in the signature box. Will this do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rob/1 Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mark IV: Rob/1: I have been uncharacteristically kind to you, meaning I have pretended you don't exist. I have done this for the sole reason that you seem to annoy Minimus. I consider that a good enough reason for anyone to be born, even if they don't display much personal development beyond that. Yet you have now chosen to assail the Mutha Beautiful Thread in at least 4 different threads, possibly more, but I don't wish to tax the accounting capabilities of anyone born without an opposible thumb. Let's talk tactics. All your life you have been outwitted by hamsters, table lamps, and most assuredly keyboards. Yet you suddenly decide to launch a frontal assault on the collectively most vicious and sadistic group of posters and digital killers on this or any other board? Are you... no, don't answer that. Rob/1, (may I call you Rob/ ?) there is clearly no point in threatening your self-esteem; in the words of the saloon, you can't kill a man born to hang. But if you don't want to be hounded into a quivering puddle of roadkill you will FORGET THE PENG THREAD EVER EXISTED, AND PRY THE CAPLOCK KEY OFF YOUR KEYBOARD WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. Also, chip that Spell Check button off your screen. Your manufacturer recommends a cold chisel and a mallet.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Fine I will but as for the rest no way. If I did that I wouldn't be a teen who treats older people with lets say disrepect. And did you not see my opolgey? [This message has been edited by Rob/1 (edited 11-28-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Waxx_IK: Is there room for an American on the board? I hope so.... *pulls the carrier of beer off the back of his Pershing and drags it inside* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In a word, no. There are already far too many of us self-centered, egotistical, overbearing, McDonalds eating American Bastards in this thread. The quality of the discourse has become quite low. We desperately need rambling Scotts, incoherent Frogs, addle brained Aussies, and Sheep shaggers from assorted countries. But certainly no more Americans. Any more and the Fur'ners might get worried. ------------------ We are fierce historical inaccuracers - PawBroon [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-28-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxx_IK Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 I'm proud to be an american, i don't know the words.....dee dee doo doo daa dee doo doo..... ------------------ I can't think of anything to put in the signature box. Will this do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 How bizzare -------------------- "I love it, God help me I do love it so" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxx_IK Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 Deeledee dee doo dee doo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 Oh my God --------------- "I love it, God help me I do love it so" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Waxx_IK: Is there room for an American on the board?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If you have to ask..............NO! BTW leave the beer. Thanks ever so much. ------------------ If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coralsaw Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 PlonkerBoom, Chlamydae: Plural. Ancient plyful cloak, worn by fighters, as well as French (unpaid) whores. ------------------ My squads are panicking, must be the stench in the cesspool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 29, 2000 Share Posted November 29, 2000 Where are all the damn bricks when you need them. No less than three dippers wandering into the 'pool, and not an intelligible post between them. Didn't they see the do not disturb the disturbed signs? Here there be Monsters. Folks, this is not the place for a nice summer picnic. For your own good you better leave before the grumpier inhabitants of this den of inequity show up. There are people/creatures here that will use your sinews to string their hammocks, and the top of your skulls for ashtrays. So as a gentle word of warning, you better leave before you wake up any of the evil ones. In other words … Get The Hell Out. P.S. Coslaw, this does not mean you. You are deranged enough to stay, but not speak (unless you are insulting the French, of course). P.P.S On second thought you can Bugger off as well. ------------------ We are fierce historical inaccuracers - PawBroon [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-28-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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