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"Somebody forgot to floss."

Michael, Michael, Michael. That's your question? How about: why is this man smiling?

Too funny, Banesy. Almost as funny as the fact our comrade raised his rifle instead of the flamethrower. Oh well. He probably won't know what hit him once the gas tank gets lit up.

"How I love a man in uniform."

Talk about "bringing a knife to a gunfight". I think I'd be tempted to roll into battle in a 1/6 scale firetruck.

"Any longer and you'll be performing necrophilia."

Release The Kraken!

And you thought your foreplay was long...

Do you think we'll ever see an episode of "Talking To (North) Koreans?

Well played, Sir. Context is everything.

Been there, done that, Mr. Kimmel. Here's a shout out to Rick Mercer's "Talking To Americans": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWeRnQO2suY&list=PLklpqlyNXVr9KhQdDIC0nxpfaTGezvIQw&index=5

Sorry. I assumed that German was your first language and wanted to compliment you on your English.

Did it ever dawn on the anti-tank crew to move the halftrack? So much for ambushing the enemy.

Taking the bit between his teeth...

@ Heinrich Ich wunsche das mein Deutsch so gut als dein Englisch ware. (Pardon my french.)

"I said 'cut it out', not cut it off!"

Wow, Heinrich. Any more graphic a description and I'll be having to wipe my screen clean.

I'm starting to "warm up" to the idea.

Apple makes computers, too.

"What part of 'das ist verboten' don't you understand?"

'Ow verrry french, n'est-ce pas?

Their secret was no longer.

True that.

Sometimes "the chase is better than the catch". (For Lemmy)

That is one kickass flamethrower.