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And for the record, Banesy, we're on the second page of posts.

Don't blame me. Sprint31 should be more careful about what he wishes for...

Have I reached 1000 words yet?

He's baaack. Now, where the hell's The Bulge?

And congratulations on winning the BFC Office Pool.

Welcome back, Michael.

Sadly, The Sarge didn't measure up at all.

Desperate times call for desperate measures...

Although there does appear to be a lot of "dead wood".

We all know this thread is too good for anything Peng. Including its inhabitants.

"This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you." "I doubt it."

It was then that Willy produced a little blue pill. Come to think of it, the colour was closer to Panzergrau. But I digress...

Most unsettling to his newest patient came the confession from Herr Doktor Willy that his sole medical certification came from a box of Cracker Jacks.

"Has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful bedside manner?"

This just in: Zombies have discovered cloning.

"Sarge, you never told me you were African-American."

"With all due respect, Sir, I still don't see how this will help the war effort."

Looks like a Siberian Tiger in the snow. Keep 'em comin'.

Willy didn't know it at the time but he had just witnessed the world's first recorded case of Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Sarge assured his new friend that he had never before suffered from performance anxiety.

Hot stuff, Mac.

'You Amerikaner are zo funny. Why do you call it "Willy"? Meine Name ist Willy. We Germans don't go around calling our manhood "Sargeant Johnson" do we, Sargeant Johnson?'

"My next mission is to 'Free Willy'. "

"i think I'd rather take a bullet."

Move over McDonald's. I'm lovin' it.