Lars

Dammit Winecape, {bolded cuz I’m gettin mine, the rest of you lot can sod off} now look what you’ve done!!!! They’re all after me lucky charms!!!! Peng is a gimme if it involves booze, Seanachai will do anything up to and including trolling the Outerboards for a drink, and Shaw is always in on a Tourney just so long as he can make up the bleedin rules. Fortunately, I can rely on Berli having a hangover. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BERLI!!!! {oh, was that too loud? well, puke and maybe you’ll feel better later} {edited to add don’t get it up the nose} [ November 24, 2002, 09:24 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

I am kinda thankful he's a mean drunk. Much better than those touchy-feely "I luv you, man" Papa Kahn types. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Beat that Panzer Leader.

You will accept an offer? Accept an offer? Oh, la de da! You OWE me a setup, you pillock! Send something that won't destroy your newfound faith in CMBB.

Speaking of "fixed"... Fair Delaney, we're all quite good at planning here. Err, except for Lt. Hortlund. Nevermind, as I was saying, let us work some thing up for you, run it by legal, and then send it off to the Old Firm. Time to help a Lady out, lackwits. Topic: "The Best Way To Off Panzer Leader" Class? Anyone? Class? SSN Hint Of The Day: Tear articles from magazines in the doctor’s waiting room. Now sod off. [ November 22, 2002, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

New home, lads

THE RULES: S) Go away. O) Go even further away (unless you're female, welcome Delaney). D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). [ November 22, 2002, 01:45 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

Get it done.

Tee hee.

But Panzer Leader, you idiot (I know, redundant), you can only update the files where it’s your turn to plot moves. What are you going to do now? Hmmm?

Just so none of you have an excuse to weasel out of losing. (and you know who you are)

Do this.

Try one of the mirrors.

Thanks! Wouldn't be needed if Seanachai would send a turn.

He weighs more than a duck?

HE"S A WITCH!!! BURN HIM!!!

heeheeheehee....

All turns were up and out late last night to all the pillocks who deserved one. Except Seanachai and Agua Perdido who didn't bother to send one. On a semi-related side note, while the rest of you flaming idjits sent postcards to Seanachai, I will be soaking the labels off of soon-to-be-empty South African wine bottles and sticking them to his car windshield, rear view mirror, license plate, etc. Which just goes to show most of you tossers are neophytes when it comes to Hate. SSN Hint Of The Day: Tell your kids to try even harder. Now sod off.

Yep, just awoke, got it and replied. We're an hour behind the time stamp here. The ball is rolling now. I knew this would annoy the hell out of Seanachai. Looking forward to the wine so I can invite him over and drink it in front of him. Way better than a postcard

WineCape, drop me a e-mail in the morning and we’ll get it taken care of. I mean, as long as an endangered species is going to get wacked, it’s got to be alright. And it would annoy Seanachai so. [ November 21, 2002, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

Yes, I brought the biggest knife.

A more appropriate analogy would be... I paid for the truck, why can't I take the camper off of it?</font>

It's coming, it's coming. Simmer down, Lt. Herring Choker.

How about I stick a white handkerchief in the back of your browns and send you for a nice jog down a country road?

Vegas would be perfect. There's a few matches I'd pay good money to see and lay side bets on...