Lars

That's what it means to an Australian, Panzer Leader. You pillock. It does, however, help explain why "Fanny Hill" by John Cleland remains so popular.

I'm not the one missing my yarbles. Okay, let's not beat about the bush here: fanny means ummm... errr... what's the best way to put this? Let's just say... umm... okay, how about frontbottom. Or clacker. Vagina. Or perhaps the dictionary's rather cold definition: the female genital passage.

We're talking about PL here. It works with either the American or Australian meaning.

Not a chance for you to make any money there then. I've had Mussorgsky in my collection for years. Next time, maybe you'll give Madmatt a synthesizer to play with. dalem, you putz, you owe me a setup. Send an all armor battle, that way you can't whine about how you're not having any fun.

Then how will you go without getting your fanny wet? SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t sign your checks. Now sod off.

Dealer, I put everything on 300 posts and then the lock.

i.e. – He's losing. Badly.

What, you on Social Security already?

Did you try the find a opponent section of the forum?

You feckin idjit, price is always the issue. Gaylord, go out and buy the cheapest frickin monitor you can find. You can get a 14" for $100. That'll save you $449 over the one the above idjit wants you to buy. Don't worry about resolution or dots per inch or viewable area or any of that other technical mumbo-jumbo that nobody understands. It's all smoke and mirrors I tell ya. Just take the savings and blow it all on Booker's. Then sit back and enjoy. All your apps will look great. Sheesh, SSN's these days. SSN Hint Of The Day: Pinch your spouse’s love handles. Now sod off.

Roight then! Who's up for a sing-song? Quoi? Quoi? Tout le monde, quoi?... Pourquoi?... Le monde... le monde!... Bête!... Le monde... D'habitude... Mais... Je pense... Bing tiddle tiddle BANG! Bung tiddle tiddle bang Bung tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle Bung tiddle tiddle BONG! Bung tiddle tiddle bing Bung tiddle tiddle bang Bing (tiddle tiddle) Bang (tiddle tiddle) Bong (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle) Bang bong bing (tiddle tiddle) Bang (tiddle tiddle) Bong bang (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle) Bing tiddle tiddle BANG! Bung tiddle tiddle bang Bung tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle Bung tiddle tiddle BONG! Bung tiddle tiddle bing Bung tiddle tiddle bang Bing (tiddle tiddle) Bang (tiddle tiddle) Bong (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle) Bang bong bing (tiddle tiddle) Bang (tiddle tiddle) Bong bang (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle) Bong bang (tiddle tiddle tiddle tiddle) Bing tiddle tiddle biiiing...

Any chance we can make Joe fight a lion? I mean, I know there aren't any lions in the Antarctic, but still.

I wonder how many idjits put their return address on those postcards? I'm mean, I've met Seanachai several times, but I made damned sure he didn't know where I lived..

I'd see a doctor about that if I were you... SSN Hint Of The Day: Rake the leaves into your neighbor’s yard. Now sod off.

Some of us don't get as many chances to practice spelling it correctly as you do.

Ah, poor Seanachai..., the first lesson is to know your audience. There is a great deal of difference between drinking with the Olde Ones and a night out on the town in the company of an attractive lass. A Lady would hardly wish to go out for an evening of Pabst Blue Ribbons with a Whiskey Snit on the side. Err, except for the ones you take out perhaps. Let me check the personality profiles... Subject: Drinks & Personalities - Females Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned. Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait. Yes, yes, that seems to sum up your dating style rather well. Nothing to do but wait. Whole life really... Let's look a little further and see where Seanachai comes in on the list, shall we? Subject: Drinks & Personalities - Males Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give two sh*ts about anything but getting laid. Tequila: P*ss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something. White Zin: He's gay. Wow! Pretty accurate I'd say. These personality tests are so amazing...

A little porn for Mace today. {I like #3, Yeowzza!} SSN Hint Of The Day: Ask people what they paid for their clothes. Now sod off.

The cute one. Duh.

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If anyone is looking for a fine restaurant in the Twin Cities to take a Lady with great gams to, may I recommend Ciao Bella in Edina. We start with a cocktail at the bar. Try the Chocolate Martini. Vodka and Godiva Chocolate Liquor. Sets the mood for pleasant conversation. Then it's off to a cozy booth in the back for a nice appetizer of Calamari and Mussels. But wait! We need a bottle! The Barolo d'Alba should do fine. And then it's on to the main course. For the Lady, the fresh Chilean Sea Bass. For Lars, the Wild Mushroom Lasagna. Oh, and another bottle. Waiter! Aah, il pasto era eccellente! And after a repast like that, what could be better than dessert? Two coffees and we split the Fallen Chocolate Soufflé with Vanilla Ice Cream. Having won her affections, it's time to pay the check, hand the Lady into the car, and head back to the bachelor pad to ignore a movie... {This date brought to you as a public service. I know you are all a bunch of tossers who have to live vicariously through other people. Especially you, Papa Kahn} {Ladies excepted of course} Turn out later tonight. Maybe. I'm still rather tired. SSN Hint Of The Day: Finish other people’s crossword puzzles. Now sod off.

You ever notice the majority of right thinking people are wrong?

Has anybody else noticed the bad design of this Peng Challenge? I blame dalem

I haven't seen it yet. Could it be a depleted squad?

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