Lars

Was that the guy who was cleaning out the chamberpots in the movie? SSN Hint Of The Day: Drum your fingers during other people’s presentations. Now sod off.

You always were a disappointment, MrSpkr.

It wasn't a problem until they outlawed drinking and driving. All those rednecks drinking beer and putting out scent kept the deer off the roads. {edited due to hunger, must be time for lunch} [ December 11, 2002, 12:26 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

Spoken like a true midwesterner-- you probably always have a trunk full of plastic and a big knife so you can take your roadkill home for dinner. I hope you're ok Steve-- deer are starting to be like killer rats.</font>

Always hit the deer. You wouldn't believe what some of the people I've pulled out of the ditch have looked like.

Bast*rd. You know it's four and a half months till ice out. It's just not the same on a snowmobile. Send a feckin turn. SSN Hint Of The Day: Develop a truly tasteless foul mouth. Now sod off.

All turns up and out. If you didn't get one it's because you owe me one. Like, duh.

What kind of idjit paints a room red? Do you know how many coats of primer it takes to cover over red? Oh, it was OGSF. Nevermind. SSN Hint Of The Day: Drink from other people’s glasses. Now sod off.

Err, you messed up your post there, Seanachai. Let me help you out here. See how much better that is? SSN Hint Of The Day: Send anonymous letters. Now sod off.

You just made a pb&j on russian black bread for lunch didn't you? Meself I'd add a few grubs and perhaps an ant or two.</font>

A good point. Perhaps because the old "Tophat and Lowski" trick from CMBO still works?

Anything to further the cause of World Discord.

In honor of Geier's honor I've changed my sig too. SSN Hint Of The Day: Hold off paying the people who bill you without charging interest. Now sod off.

I’ve never had Dinga & Smokey, but if it’s last call I’m drinkin!!!

I think the one guy is checking out the other guy’s ass. So it must be a French 105. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Rename it as a fictional scenario in another town or explain reason for the Russian partisans in the briefing. I don't think too many people will get their knickers in a knot then.

How about a "Warm Cup of Shut the Hell Up"?

Ssssh! It's don't ask, don't tell, remember? SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t flush. Now sod off.

You'll all be happy to know that I have just sent Winecape his radios. Rejoice in the fact that innocent Namibian Kudu will be dying needlessly on the savanna this Yuletide Season. They're so cute. In return, Winecape said he would send me some fine South African wine. You might enjoy this bit from my email to him. Looks like the Gnome will have a Merry Christmas down at the Mission after all.

CMBB runs fine on my P3 350mhz without turning things off. As everybody has said, you need to upgrade your video card to a Geforce. But buy some more memory sticks too. They're cheap. CMBO also ran fine on a V550.

Lars, old boy, firstly let me remind you that 'twas not my scenario that needed testing, 'twas an ooterboordurs. Nextly, let me say that it has been examined and found wanting. keep expecting that turn though! Check your inbox hourly. Don't let up!</font>

I thought it was a little nipplely out today. Must be about time to turn on the tenant's heat. But perhaps I should wait until they actually complain. BTW, does anyone know what it means when the light on your answering machine keeps blinking? I just got the thing and I'm not sure how it works... Game Updates: Agua Perdido This rotten bugger has the only flamethrower in the world to have been blessed by a priest. But, I am about to treat it like an cute choirboy. As all my infantry is shot to hell from running across bare flat terrain, I am going to feed it every shell left in my KV-2s. Slowly. Dalem Send a turn. OGSF He sits on a hill with big guns. Unfortunately for him, I'm in his blind spot and buggering his troops in the town. Just like the last game. Panzer Leader Sends me a game out of the blue to playtest and then sods off. Send a turn Aussie Jeff We are just starting a little thing from rune. It's dark, but not so dark that you can't preplot a arty strike. Odessa Reprieve, I think. The governor won't be calling at midnight, AJ, so just go quietly. Seanachai The Gnome is proving that, in his hand, the Finns aren't so uber. Is it my fault this scenario was designed by Russians? Gaylord We are just starting another little thing from rune. Fall Blau or some such. Huge, nice looking map. To bad rune forgot to include a "convoy" command. Bastiche. I'll have to make the little Focker pay for that. Goanna The lizard is lost somewhere in the Rodina. Send a turn. Hortlund Send a turn. Mike Figure out how to use email and Send a turn. Mrspkr He's a gamey bastiche. Nothing else to see here, move along... Papa Kahn Somehow my scenario briefing was sadly off. It said nothing about Tigers. Really, who would give a Hungarian a Tiger? Who would give Papa Kahn a Tiger? Who sent me this scenario? SSN Hint Of The Day: Leave your thumb prints on photographs. Now sod off.

Ooh, I hate those.

All together now, lads. ”Outside the scope of a typical WWII battle!!!”

MrSpkr has the source code but is apparently not as good a programmer as a lawyer. But then again, he's probably a lousy lawyer too. Contact him if you can help with either.