Lars

Let's see. Today is the 12th. You say you sent it on the 5th. Yet I'm still looking for it. Hmm, what ever shall we do? Git. The same goes for the rest of you sots that owe me a turn. If you're on my list, RESEND IT! SSN Hint Of The Day: Use the last square of toilet paper. Now sod off.

Let’s see here… OGSF – owes me a turn. Panzer Leader – owes me a turn. MrSpkr – owes me a turn. Iskander – owes me a turn. Papa Kahn – owes me a turn. Hey Mike, can you spot the pattern?

So you re-registered as Stalin's Organ to seem more intelligent? hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha....ha......ha...heh....whew....

For the luv of Berli, Stalin's Organ is back. And here I thought he had re-registered as Mike in order to seem more intelligent. Bloody Kiwis. SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t return phone calls. Now sod off.

All turns were up and out last night. Everybody now owes me one. I'm off to Austin for a wedding and I won't be back till Sunday. Don't expect a file till then. Mmmm, bridesmaids, easy pickins....

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What the ??? I thought we were on the Eastern Front? argie, damn your hide, get in here and translate!

When a SSN actually reads and follows the clearly laid out set of rules I post, I'll consider writing a newer version. Until then, I think I'm on fairly safe ground in saying it's not really worth the effort. Or maybe I'll just enshrine it forever because it actually worked for once. Besides, the Originality is in the thread title. Pillock.

Way past our alloted time, gentlemen. Right this way.

Yeah, I know, terrible pun. But the rest of you lackwits were falling down on the job and should read more Russian Lit anyway. THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?).

Is the Immaculate Thingy really that big? SSN Hint Of The Day: Take your boom box to the beach. Now sod off.

Just a interminable string of posts.

Be afraid Gentlewryms, be afraid. Something stupid this way comes.... SSN Hint Of The Day: Take personal calls during important meetings. Now sod off.

That is the strangest desert mod I've ever seen.

Ooooh, feel the pain in that taunt...

Have you ever seen Waxahachie? A town so intellectually stimulating the Chamber of Commerce has the local bowling alley, the senior center, and the flea market listed as a points of interest. http://www.waxacofc.com/ You couldn't send a live pilot. He'd fall asleep.

Apparently not.... {edited in order to get in touch with my Teutonic side} {It felt so good I did it again} [ November 05, 2002, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

We have a game going? SSN Hint Of The Day: Develop a convenient memory. Now sod off.

Florida voter?

What do you need it for? You never send turns anyway. It'll catch up to him the next time he moves.

Ah yes, fascinating conversationalists, bankers…

Looks like he spent all the money on the wrong parts. Should have fixed the face first.

"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace" - Milan Kundera SSN Hint Of The Day: Mumble. Now sod off.

You would know, wouldn't you, O, He of the Rapidly Dying Minor Armor. Did you get the last file? Or did dalem make off with it?

Only if she asks.