Lars

You do resemble something picked out of a body cavity. SSN Hint Of The Day: Turn on your brights for oncoming traffic. Now sod off.

Hope you have your asbestos underwear on...

The book is better. You should read it Gaylord, you'd like it.

Ve now invite you to jump, komerade.

So tired... SSN Hint Of The Day: Borrow a book and dog-ear the pages. Now sod off.

Not at work, I'm afraid. I'm not as daft as PL. I'm outta here, got a date, got a date, can't be late...

Been watching too many Walt Disney movies, YK2? Mary Poppins is it?

Well, thank you YK2. And you're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

I'd buy a pizza if they delivered with Tigers. Cold or not.</font>

Awww, is some-widdew-budy upset because his widdew fweads keep getting bumped down?</font>

It's not like we forced you to click on the link. Now run along, genius.

And we would care about your whiny-assed opinion because...?

Don't just bump it Boo, insult somebody dang it! Like this: The girls in Minnesota do purr "Lars, Lars". Frequently. They don't, however, croak "dalem, dalem" like they do out east. Ever. Or so I've heard... In fact, I have a date with an angel tonight. And unlike Hiram {what your strong right arm is for} Sedai, it's with an actual woman who is unrelated, so all your turns will be delayed more than Hiram's usual twenty seconds. Which brings us to, Gamey Updates! Seanachai – At this rate, Vipurii will be Russian forever. What? It still is? Must be because the uberGnome needs to send a turn. OGSF – In a stunning display of tactical acumen, OGSF moved his King Tiger off it's commanding spot on the Seelow Heights and down into a gully. This allowed my remaining T-34's to race into town where they are currently treating a large number of halftracks like Catholic acolytes. It's good to be up ya, Jimmy! Agua Perdido – A true Cesspool battle of foul gaminess here. After listening to Agua whine about my purchase of two KV-2's (is it my fault he forgot to turn rarity on?), it is Agua's turn to listen to me whine about his purchase of an airplane. Anybody know how to hide a KV-2? MrSpkr – The butchery is going full bore. I'm really hating flamethrowers these days. And how do paratroopers manage to bring arty support? Iskander – Burning Churches provide a such a lovely setting to the battlefield. He swears Andreas taught him buildings were deathtraps, but that still doesn't explain the sudden departure of the congregation. Goanna – The computer ended this one early. The Lizard gamely picked CRACK paratroopers backed up by Armor. There was plenty of blood on the risers in this one. My regular sauerkraut eaters piled up the bodies and jumped up and down on them in glee. Yet still, he cheated his way to a draw. This one will be settled on a different field of dishonor Panzer Leader – We battle in a city with tanks and tank killer squads. One twisted scenario. I'm winning cuz I say so. Papa Kahn – He is currently down one armored car and soon to be down one of those funny minor tanks that nobody has every heard of. Simon – Send a turn, your defeat is nigh.

Birthdate - October 16, 1921 Don't see many of your age around here. Do take your meds from now on.

Actually, they are in the game. They're just modeled as already being buried. Poor Sparky – R.I.P.

Once again, the man does not disappoint, as he speaks like a true Texas Shyster.</font>

Umm, every time?

http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=23;t=001391

I'll send you a couple of mine. Of course, I'm not currently playing you, but I'm sure it'll feel just as good.

Funny, I always thought he was a dog person.... SSN Hint Of The Day: Take more than ten items to the express checkout lane. Now sod off.

Well, it has now...

I owe EVERYBODY turns! And it feels GREAT! Mwuhahahahaha... SSN Hint Of The Day: Park in the handicapped spot. Now sod off.

Been discussed to death. Next engine guys.

Nice to know CMplayer still considers sex a classic.

But did you order two for your friends? I foresee strife ahead.