Lars

I'll vouch for that. He's our spirochaetal clown.

Tell that to Iskander. He will probably offer to tighten up that towel around your head. SSN Hint Of The Day: Forget to shower in the morning. Now sod off.

It seems it's a "soft tissue" injury. And it's not even the first time the guy injured his "soft tissue". Furthermore, the article states that he "was unable to take the field after tea". Could the presence of a bit of crumpet have something to do with this injury? How many sheep were loose on the field?

I lost to your paratroopers about two months ago, but if you're still waiting for turns I think I'll claim it as a moral victory. You second order git. SSN Hint Of The Day: Smoke in bed. Now sod off.

At least I don't wear a skirt (when anyone else is watching). And your bong water substitute would be? Or do you just suck it through a sheep's bladder?

I always found that chilled vodka was rather nice.

Finished it already. There's a great many people here who remind me of the half-breed. Except for Gaylord. He just reminds me of the dead baby. You'd make a good police lieutenant. Now I'm boldly going where Captain Cook has already been. "Blue Latitudes", you should check it out. I think I need to get to Cooktown, Australia for the festival. Everybody have a Happy New Year. Have one for the ditch, drive fast, take chances, pass on the right, you know the drill. It's Amateur Night so be sure to honk your horn too so the other drunks know you're coming. I think I'll make this next one my New Year resolution. SSN Hint Of The Day: Sleep until noon every day. Now sod off.

The thought of leaving my co-workers trapped overnight in a building reeking of fox urine is tempting, but I think they would rat me out. idjit.

It will be winging it's way to you as soon as they let me out of work. Sadly, the boss went home but was canny enough to give me the key to lock up. So I'm stuck here till 5:00.

Read the FAQ and then try the Opponent Finder Forum. {hey, the subtle approach might work}

Shaw, If you're going to be spending time in my old home town of Corpus Christi, you have to go to Old Mexico for dinner, or Snoopy's under the causeway for lunch, or Cotton's up in Robstown for ribs, or the Black Diamond Oyster bar for oysters, or... Suddenly, I'm hungry. Is it lunchtime yet? SSN Hint Of The Day: Talk with your finger in people’s faces. Now sod off.

Well, mis-spelling is only a new word because it's misspelled, which doesn't count, so Focker outwitted himself. If such a thing is possible.

Game Updates: Agua Perdido: Decides to disappear just when I was about to crush him like a bug under the tracks of my KV-2. This counts as a win either way. Dalem: Has supplied me with one (1) AT gun for my hordes to take target practice on. My Russkis can't hit bugger all as it's still there. OGSF: Complains that the scenario sucks because he can't fly the little airplanes. He's still sitting in front of his monitor making those little airplane noises though. Panzer Leader: A win by default. Nuff said. Aussie Jeff: My recon platoon has found his MLR. Much to their regret. Gaylord: Send a turn. Seanachai: Don't be like Gaylord. Send a turn. Goanna: The lizard probably is frozen somewhere in the Rodina. Send a turn in the spring. Lt. Hortlund: His Italian hordes are approaching the spaghetti factory my Russki's are bravely defending. My arty is almost al dente. Mike: I thought BTS fixed the T-34 upper turret hit bug. I might have to break out the other tanks pretty soon. Papa Kahn: I'm beginning to suspect that the mustache was just a disguise to allow Papa Kahn to imitate a Hungarian. A slow Hungarian. Send a turn. Leeo: Just starting and I've already taken casualties. Oops. Speedy: Sent Speedy one just so I could double check the settings on the QB setup screen. Took casualties again. Drat. If I have forgotten anyone it's only because you weren't worth remembering. SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t leave a message at the beep. Now sod off.

So this is why Gaylord has been too busy to send a turn. "What remains to be seen is how long this peace—a peace as fragile as a hand-painted lead miniature D&D game figurine—can hold." The season must have gone to his head.

I always liked Midge. She wasn't the stingy one. Wonder what she did with the money MrSpkr gave her though... SSN Hint Of The Day: Leave dairy products open in the refrigerator. Now sod off.

You'll have to wait till tomorrow. The Scrooge has us working today.

Good, then he got me what I wanted.

That would still be in the same universe, you pillock. However, the idea does have some merit. Unlike most of your ideas. Perhaps we could stuff him down a black hole. SSN Hint Of The Day: Put coal in Christmas stockings. Now sod off.

Yes, they did get the rear end right.

I was wondering who Mr. X was.

Some fodder will be stuffed up your chimney tonight. And I'll send a setup too.

MrSpkr, just buy yourself the outfit you like best and spare us the details, k? {I don't think you have the legs for the sheer pink stockings and sling back high heels though, go with the black}

"Each wino will have a uniform designed just for him" I shudder at the thought that I'm actually playing these two...

The disturbing thing was the poodle looked happy. SSN Hint Of The Day: Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus. Sod Off.

I hate stepping in those. Somebody get a scooper!